One Punch Man

Z-city, one of many cities. It's actually a good place to live, if you don't mind the weekly or monthly monster attack. One day, the city was attacked again. However, this attack, was different. Instead of the usual single monster, hordes, armies, of the Saderan Empire, attack Z-city, doing what it does best: killing, rapping, robbing, and kidnapping civilians.

There were some C-class heroes that tried to stop the Saderans, but despite, their slight advantage over the average human, they're overwhelmed by the numerical superiority Saderans. This fed the Saderans' arrogance, believing that they can take on anybody, without opposition.

Then Saitama came to stop the Saderans' antics, and he was different. Saitama was blocking the main road that the Saderans were using, and this annoyed them. Saderan General Tiberius goes to the front to command Saitama to get out of the way.

Saderan general Tiberius: 'I command you to step out of the way. Obey my command, or die, baldy!

Of course, Saitama refuse to, probably bored out of his mind. Incensed by this defiant baldy, Tiberius attacks Saitama, only for Saitama to dodge the attack, and retaliate with a lazy, yet swift punch.

And in one punch, Saitama reduced the arrogant Saderan general, into… nothingness. No trace of that bastard, or his horse for that matter, was left. The officers and soldiers that were behind him, was shocked at the display of strength that the baldy have shown…

Saderan Soldier #1: 'What the? No being have that strength!'

Saderan Soldier #2 'He just killed the general! The baldy will pay for this!'

Saderan Soldier #3: 'But he just destroyed the general with one punch, how can we resist such attacks?'

Saderan Officer #1: 'What you waiting for? Attack this baldy!'

Despite initial fears of Saitama's god-like strength, the Saderans overcame them, and attack Saitama. They really don't know they're getting into, do they? Or ARE THEY REALLY THAT FUCKING STUPID!? Probably a bit of both, but more on leaning the latter. Anyways, Saitama gives them, an ass whooping that they'll never forget (the ones who were still alive). Their amour and weapons won't save them now!

Then Genos (his disciple), Tatsumaki and Bang (Saitama and Genos' friends from the Heroes' Association), powerful heroes in their own right, as a multitude of S-class and C-class heroes, came in as well to assist Saitama. It was at this moment, that every Saderan soldier knew… they fucked up... big time. As the Saderan ran with their tail between their legs, one soldier thought,

'Have we incurred the wrath of their gods?'

There were driven back to their side of the GATE, and Saitama, and his friends, were victorious.

Most of the A-class, and B-class heroes, didn't came to stop the Saderan invasion, as they were in their own words to the Heroes Association, that they were 'too busy'.

They would have gotten away with that explanation, only for various viral videos to pop up on the internet, which actually shows A-class and B-class heroes fighting each other, instead of dealing with the Saderan invasion, and those who were dealing with the invasion, were too weak to defend civilians.

Then the public incensed wrath moved from the individual heroes, to the Heroes Association, as they did nothing to stop the heroes from fighting each other! At the very least, reprimand them of their actions. Instead they say nothing, and do nothing! This incurred the wrath onto the heroes association by and irate public (And those Neo Heroes is more than happy to pour more gasoline over the fire!)

Contrast to our merry band of four and the multiple C-class heroes, who were rescuing civilians, kicking the Saderans' ass, and not trying to fight each other. So, if it wasn't for Saitama, Genos, Tatsumaki, Bang, and the dozen C-class heroes, the Heroes' Association would have a bigger ass whooping than it already has.

(Cuts to a new scene of where the Author's partner-in-crime, Deadpool is sitting on a stool, smacking the exposed rear end of the crying Heroes' Association's chairman, Agoni, whilst repeatedly saying to him, 'You have been a naughty boy, haven't you?')

Okay, anyway as a result, for his undeniable efforts in repelling the 'Saderan invasion of Z-City' and his incredible strength witnessed by various civilians and fellow heroes, Saitama jumped from a rather pathetic B-rank to the rare, well-converted S-rank, mostly due to government and public pressure.

Saitama is finally getting the recognition he deserved, and rub shoulders with most famous, and most powerful heroes in the Association.

And also, the public backlash at the Heroes association, forced its hand to reform. Basically, everything was reformed, everything from testing, to hero publicity…

Deadpool waltz in, having finished his butt slapping of Agoni.

Deadpool: Blah, blah, blah, blah. Come on, you taking too long, Author!

Author: Oops, my bad.

Anyway, the honest, humble heroes like the new reforms, as it help honest, talented and heroic heroes, to rise to the top.

And, of course, there were a few people in the Heroes' Association protesting about this, mostly B-class heroes, who are assholes, but they don't have the political clout to stop it, as most of their allies and friends are dead or severely injured from the Saderan invasion, and they're lambasted by the press and the public as politicking cowards, preferring to attain and retain personal glory and fame, and attack each other, rather than actually doing what they supposed to, rescuing civilians.

The military was assembled, and sent through the GATE, with the entirety of Saitama Group (which was had new members, mostly the C-class heroes that helped during the Saderan invasion. Most are upgraded to B-class, except for Mumen Rider, as Mumen Rider refused the promotion) tagging along.

The military set up their base of operation, while Saitama and co, go to basically scout Falmart.

They soon encountered the JSDF refugee convoy, and saw a flame dragon about to attack the refugees. The Flame Dragon was a Tiger-Level threat (the third rank in threat level out of the four levels), and Saitama quickly intercept before the flame dragon can harm anyone.

Saitama, having seen the mass suffering of civilian caused by the Saderans, the murdering, the raping, and kidnapping innocent civilians, made Saitama be ever more committed to protecting civilians, and become the conventional hero, and also get some training from Bomb to increase his finesse.

And in one punch, one punch, turned the formidable Flame Dragon into dragon mincemeat. Itami, his recon team, Rory, and the refugees, thinking that the flame dragon was going to kill someone, looked in shock, as the legendary Flame Dragon was utterly destroyed in one punch.

However, expecting Saitama in bright clothes celebrating in victory, instead, Itami and the others, just sees the baldy getting really, really pissed off.

Saitama: 'It only took one punch. DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNIT! Even in this new world, why there's no worthy opponents?!'

Genos: 'But you saved those people, so it's a victory in itself, right?'

Tatsumakai: 'Uh guys, I think we're not alone…'

[Itami enters the scene, weapon drawn, face in fear perhaps?]

Itami: 'Who the hell are you people?'

Saitama: 'Me? I'm just a man, who happens to be a hero for fun. And can you stop pointing your gun at me, please…'

Itami eventually lowered his gun, and this is the first contact between the Heroes' Associations and the Third Recon Team.

Their meeting was at the least, cordial, though the JSDF questioned Genos' quite mechanical appearance (yes, he's a cyborg, and no, he's isn't evil.), and the eccentric and wacky appearances of the B-class heroes.

Rory was especially interested in Saitama, as he decimated the Flame Dragon in one hit, and wanted to challenge Saitama, but decided to challenge later on.

They arrived back at the JSDF's base, and are raising eyebrows. Once they met with the JSDF commanding officer, Lt-General. Hazama, Genos explained their side of the story of how they got there, what their mission is, and that their military is more than happy to coordinate operations with the JSDF, against the Saderan Empire.

The JSDF expeditionary commanding officer, readily accepted the idea, with communications between the military, and the JSDF began to pick up.

A little later, Saitama Group came along with Itami and his Third Recon Team, with a few Coda village refugees on a trade mission to Italica.

The military, spotted a bandit column on route to Italica, and notify the JSDF and Saitama, and co, with Saitama Group volunteering that they will take care of the bandits, whilst the JSDF carry on with their original goal (with the exception of JSDF volunteer).

Saitama and co, in one night, annihilate the bandits while the bandits were preparing to attack Italica. It was less of a battle, but a slaughter. Shocked at the immense powers that Saitama Group collectively wields, the JSDF volunteer recorded the entire battle with a video recorder.

Meanwhile, the trade mission was successful, and the first contact between Falmartian natives, the JSDF, and the military, was made.

They return to their respective bases. A few days later, Saitama, Genos, are invited back to Japan, along with other representatives of their military. Some

Apparently, someone must have upload the battle between Saitama Group and the bandits, but not by the JSDF volunteer.

Deadpool: we know who uploaded it. It was Yanagida!

Author: Yes, Deadpool, we all know that.

Anyway, when Saitama, and Genos arrived into Japan, they are pleasantly surprised that JSDF comes from a world, where you don't need to worry about megalomaniac abominations that want to kill everyone, or some shit like that.

Oh yeah, they have their asses dragged before a special Senate committee, on their action back in the forest of Italica, questioned by a certain.

Deadpool: Wait, you mean that waste of oxygen?

Author: Yes, that waste of oxygen. That waste of oxygen. And she's going to find a way, to attack Saitama, and his group.

Deadpool: Can I please kill that bitch?

Author: No Deadpool, you can't just go murdering people just because you don't like them.

Deadpool: You're no fun.

First, Mizuki first question both Saitama and Genos, on their actual occupatoion, like as if it wasn't that fucking obvious.

Saitama and Genos are actual superheroes.

And yes, they're superheroes, ones that rescue people, defeat monsters, and get all the ladies… wait a minute, I did not write that last one!

Deadpool: Oh, I made some changes to the story, just to make sure you don't miss out the important stuff. Like their penis!

Author: Damn it, Deadpool!

Urgh, anyway, after a while, the senate's questioning came to an end, and Saitama, and others got out of the Senate. That is when, Itami, Saitama, and associates got word that some people are trying kidnap some people (most likely foreign powers).

They're probably going after certain people: Genos, Tuka, Rory and Lelei (probably to experiment, then dissect them), Pina and Bozes (to get all that sweet, sweet oil).

Deadpool: Geez, what's with world powers, and needing more fricking oil?

Author: Because there's never enough oil for our old sphere of green and blue, my cancer-afflicted friend.

A/N: Sorry, for the long wait. I had case of writer's block. Pt.2 will be coming up soon enough. Wait... Holy crap! nearly 20,000 view?! Wow, never thought I will reach there.

Anyways, I have a special announcement. Today, I will be posting a poll onto my profile. It will all the options of new Saderan attempts of conquering worlds (and failing hard). These story will all be written and posted, from most voted to least voted. So dear readers, I give thee, five options. They are:

A) 1912 British Empire - *Rule Britiannia intensifies*

B) 1948 Soviet Russia - *Soviet Union Anthemn intensifies*

C) Empire of the Hand - *Imperial March intensifies*

D) Mortal Kombat - There will be many 'fatalities' for the Saderans

E) Zombie Apocalypse - '28 days later' and '28 weeks later' zombie plague variant