Anyway, when we last left off, Saitama, Itami, and others, are coming out of the Japanese Senate, aware that they are being targeted for kidnapping.
They quickly put everyone off track, by going onto the subway, going off the beaten track, and even go to the apartment of Itami's ex-wife, which was a little awkward, considering all the 'books' that she have written and draw over the years, is like everywhere.
Eventually, they came to an isolated bathhouse, hoping that they can just relax, without fear of kidnap.
Deadpool: But guess who ruined that plan?
Yes, the foreign intelligence agents (it was revealed to be respectively to be FSB, MSS, and CIA) decided to ruin the fun, and try to kidnap the guests again.
What the agents didn't account into their plan, was Saitama, and Genos, was going to be strong AF. So, when the agent attacked the bathhouse where everyone was staying, they were instantly roflstomp upon by Saitama, Genos and Rory.
Not really taking chances with fate again, Saitama, Itami, and co, decided to return to the GATE, as ironically, a war zone is much safer than peaceful Japan.
The CIA team in Japan, tried again for the last time, waiting for an opportune moment are near the GATE's entrance, only to be captured by Saitama, and Genos, along with plans on how to kidnap their targets. This humiliated the USA, as they are caught, red-handed, for planning, and trying to kidnap friends of their allies.
Meanwhile, Saitama's national government, and the State of Japan signed a treaty that basically said: 'we have the same enemies (Saderan Empire), so let's coordinate our military's actions with each other, and trade some stuff.'
And the State of Japan dropped the whole B.S 'righteous liberators' (a bit like the US in Iraq) and actually builds a long-time plan that will see Japan be strong, with both a strong, independent military and state, with no malevolent allies trying to exploit them (the US was in a tizzy for the kidnapping scheme).
In Falmart, Rory challenges Saitama to a fight, which Saitama readily agrees. Though Rory is putting her all into the fight, Saitama only put a small percentage of his strength (and Saitama is strong enough to destroy a dangerous meteorite).
Saitama and Rory battle it out, and Rory is surprised at how tough Saitama is as an opponent, both figuratively, and literally, as her Scythe, can't cut through Saitama. The battle continues on, with neither side gaining a decisive advantage, as each advantage that one has, is cancelled out by the other.
Though Saitama has god-like strength, Rory was able to dodge it. Though Rory has a weapon, Saitama proves very difficult to cut up, as her blade bounced off Saitama's skin.
Eventually, ten minutes later, Saitama, manages to beat Rory, due to increasing his usage of strength in the battle. Even then, it was a small percentage of Saitama's strength.
Rory was beaten by a superior challenger, something that she never expected over her long lifetime.
A few weeks later, they (Saitama Group, Third Recon Team, representatives of the Military, and the Falmartian and Saderan representatives) go to Sadera, to see through a peace deal between the three nations.
Only for the war to be active again, due to the 'Sadera Incident'. Basically, Zoral brings out his 'gifts' he had received (sex slaves from Japan and Saitama's world), Saitama told Zoral to release his slaves or else.
Shit hit the fan, Zoral commands his friends to attack the baldy, only for them to get killed by Saitama, being exploded to pieces (again, Saitama meant to stun, rather than kill, and he was using a 0.001% of his estimated strength), the slaves were liberated, and Zoral gets serious beaten up (no less by a mob of JSDF, Military, and Saitama Group women), and the peace deal thrown out of the window.
After that little incident, Saitama, and Saitama Group, would be some of the most feared individuals in the Saderan Empire, with the ability to reducing entire Saderan armies within minutes, to routing deserters, and bandits.
Saitama don't even need to fight, and the Saderans just need to see him, and they will be scrambling for the hills at the sight of the Baldy as they called him.
Anyway, after that incident, a couple weeks later, Saitama Group was tasked both by the Military, and the JSDF, to kill a colony of a dozen Flame Dragons, before they wreck shit up. They brought only the Third Recon Team, and Rory, just for credible witness. They left the B-class heroes, as they are far more likely to be a liability, and potentially, unneeded causality.
They attacked the colony while the Flame Dragons was sleeping, with S-Class heroes are grouped into three-person teams (or in Saitama's case, one), charged with killing one flame dragon
Giselle attacks Saitama and Saitama Group, only to repeatedly humiliated (though unintentionally) by Saitama, and defeated her really easily, having fighting experience fighting Rory, who was similar in fighting style and ability with Giselle. Giselle eventually gave up and left, being absolutely humiliated by this incident.
The gods weren't idle. The gods saw what Saitama Group (especially Saitama) power wields, some even claiming them to be demi-gods. But the gods were pissed at such suggestions, not going to lose influence to that group, and certainly not to this caped baldy.
They said to themselves that such a mortal being can't attain that much power, and goes into the physical world, with physical bodies and weapons, to kill this caped baldy upstart.
All at once, Falmart's gods attacked Saitama, but in the span of five minutes, Saitama defeated all of them, using only a third of his strength, but completely obliterating the god's bodies. The gods tried again to attack Saitama, with new physical bodies, they attack again, again, and again, and failing again, again, and again.
Deadpool: Were they ever told the definition of insanity?
Only during the fourth and final fight, Saitama broke a drop of sweat, using three-quarters of his strength. The gods, broken and repeatedly humiliated by this baldy, they were forced to admit defeat, beaten by Saitama, the caped baldy.
Somehow, Saitama becomes a new god, the God of Justice. He was worshipped by first a few, then many, with many gifts of food and money being offered to Saitama, even though he doesn't want to be a god, or cares less for that matter! (Though he accepts food and money).
Meanwhile, the Military and the JSDF, absolutely ROFLSTOMP the Saderan Empire like the rat that it is, with most of the pro-war faction led by Zoral, fled to the mountains, only to be destroyed by Saitama Group (Zoral was found with a very heavy rock on his head).
Saitama is still around today (in his mid-60s), unintentionally inspiring fear and respect throughout the three worlds, still trying finding equal tiered opponents.
Author: The most voted scenario is… 1912 British Empire with 4 votes! It's going... [Rudely interrupted by a choir]
Choir: RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES! BRITIONS WILL NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES! RULE BRITANNIA! BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES! BRITIONS WILL NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES!
Deadpool: I think I'm going to be temporarily deaf… [Trying to clean out his ears]
Author: Hear, hear. The second most voted scenario is the Empire of the Hand. Expect Thrawn and Vader to come around…
Author: And the least voted is 1948 USSR with zilch votes. I'm very surprised that no-one seems to like this setting. Because it was the beginning of the Cold War, Stalin, and Zerg Rush (Soviet Style).
*Insert picture of crying Stalin*
Author: Anyways, Mortal Kombat scenario and Zombie Apocalypse is tied with one vote, but I will do Zombie Apocalypse first, because I can. See ya around.