A/N: I can't believe it's been so long! It is such a joy to write these shorts and play with various scenarios. It was always good to see you guys like them and encourage me to add more of the crazy ;D
As I promised I'm going to do a special prompt suggested by one of you. The other prompt will be posted as the next in line stories, but this one looked... Well, it was a fun play on an anniversary thing.
Cyrus559, thank you for sending me this idea:
for Your Incredible As 200 Chapter, maybe the Inu-gang could look back at some of your various chapters and comment on them, what did they like and dislike of it
I'll try to do at least one character from inutachi (occasionally it can be someone else) reacting to each Barks, but I don't promise they won't start bickering. I will switch to adding names before speech, so no one's confused.
Special Chapter
1. Naughty fingers
Kagome; ~giggles and wiggles her fingers in the general direction of Inuyasha's head~
Inuyasha: Feh! What's up with you and my ears?
Kagome: It's love at first sight, obviously.
2. Life of a Holy Man
Sango: How could you! You told me my pickles are like nothing you ate before!
Miroku: Well, they are. I don't know how they taste, so... Dear Sango, don't be angry, I like your cooking, it's amazing. I just... What is that rope for...?
3. Competition
Sesshomaru: Hm.
(Translation: That pesky kitsune and meddlesome miko, don't taint my Rin with your pointless competitions, everyone knows that this Sesshomaru is of the superior power and beauty.)
4. Commercial Break
Miroku: Yes! 100 percent proof that it's truly working. Just give me your money!
5. Bad boy
Inuyasha: ~glares mutely~
6. Hands
Miroku: ~smirks at Sango~ i didn't know you have a thing for hands, my dear...
7. The spy
Hojo: Someone has to keep an eye on Higurashi. Who knows when she can collapse. Having only one kidney isn't a joke, you know.
8. In 5 minutes
Souta: Big Brother guards the remote like a dog a bone. There's no getting it back from him.
Inuyasha: ~from a distance~ I heard you, kid!
Souta: Oops!
9. The Hunter
Shippou: I'm getting better every day. Soon the chocolate will be mine ~evil laugh~
10. Hero
Sango: I always wondered why Shippou avoids Tessaiga so much nowadays...
11. Tighter
Miroku: Oh, yes, my love, you are a sight to behold...
12. Celestial Maiden
Miroku: Yeah, there is always plenty of rubbing between those two. When we come back from an extermination the whole village can't sleep long after midnight...
Inuyasha; ~hits the monk~ Shut up!
13. Dreadful Garden
Miroku: ~cackles~
Sango: ~blushes and hides her face in her hands~ Oh goodness...
14. Misjudgment
Jaken: Lord Sesshomaru...? Anyone...?
15. Dreadful Garden Pt 2
Kagome: ~sits beside Sango and joins the blushing party~
16. Souta's Test
Mama H.: ~puts the test in a folder to put in a drawer, smiling softly~
17. Bad Day
Toddler Baby: ~gnaws on Inuyasha's finger and gurgles happily~
18. Alluring Scent
Inuyasha: Keh! ~pressed his nose in Kagome's hair~
19. Doggy Traits
Sesshomaru: It's a natural thing. This one fails to see what was so shocking about it.
20. Dreadful Garden Pt 3
Miroku: ~pats Inuyasha on the shoulder and ducks his head to avoid a hit~
21. (FS) Puppies Sing
Kagome: The puppies are growing and soon they will join Inuyasha's pack. I can't wait for them all to come to the village with Inuyasha.
22. Souvenirs
Miroku: ~whistles while dangling a string of coins~
23. Dog References
Kagome: ~reaches a hand and rubs an exposed tummy. A well-defined six-pack tummy~ My puppy...
24. Locked Away
Miroku: ~smirks~ And let me tell you that it took two days for them to come out of that hut!
Sango: That doesn't really count, they went to Inuyasha's hideout in his forest for the next week.
Kagome: Hey! We wanted a honeymoon!
25. A Question
The Twins: ~poking Sango with cushions~ Confess!
26. Dangerous Peeping
Inuyasha: You stared at my ass! And you always yell at me when I see you naked by an accident!
27. Buyo's Revenge
Inuyasha: Damn cat...
28. Bad Hair Day
Jakotsu; I love to do big brother's hair. It's so soft and braidable!
29. Battle Form
Sesshomaru: Hm.
(Translation: As this one stated previously, there is nothing that could make this one look less badass)
30. In Her Dreams
Mama H.: ~puts extra ramen in Kagome's backpack~
31. 10 Things
Kagome: ~shakes head~
32. My Dearest Sister!
Jaken: She still didn't write back.
33. A Lazy Afternoon
Inuyasha: ~grumbles~ That fucking fly.
34. Original Dialogues
Sango: Monk!
Miroku: I really would prefer you used my name.
Sango: Stop complaining and help me with the twins!
35. Jealous
Miroku: The road to enlightenment is a travel lasting the whole life.
36. Where?
Naraku: Yeah... Let's relax a bit while the idiots run around chasing their tails.
37. Adorable Curse
Inuyasha: ~tries and fails to shoo a flock of butterflies away~
38. In Her Mirror (2017-08-11)
39. A Party
Inuyasha: I already have a Kouga pinata stored for her next birthday
Kagome: Why I'm not surprised?
40. Lemony Goodness
Miroku: Look! There's three more chapters of this fic...!
41. Heart of Gold
Inuyasha: Keh!
42. Late Date
Rin: Master Inuyasha is the nicest guardian ever, even if he tries to hide how nice he is.
43. Inu
Miroku: Say 'papa'
One of the Twins: Inu!
44. A Dream of a Monk
Sango: I swear, one day...
Miroku: Oh, my lovely Sango, they all know you love me with passion.
45. Cat Comb
Sesshomaru: Hm.
(Translation: This one isn't nice. He just found it useful to allow this one's ward to keep that comb)
46. Proving
Kouga: Stupid dog breath...
47. A Hot Welcome Kiss
Miroku: You don't know how amazing it is to come back home and be greeted by your lovely wife...
48. Noodle Trail
Mama H.: Ah, young love...
49. New Work
Sango: It's so exciting to be on an airship. I'm so proud of myself that I managed to become one of the security staff on Ah-Un. The only down side is the monk... Do you think I could ask Taisho to switch places with Miss Higurashi?
50. Her Worshiper
Miroku: Ah, my divine lady, you are always in my mind.
Sango: I do hope so. Otherwise you'd be facing a divine punishment.
51. A Perfect Day
Bankotsu: Yeah, we had to switch headquarters after that.
52. Hot Dog
Inuyasha: Feh! See that? The wench always distracts me!
53. Touch
Sesshomaru: Hm. Kagura...
54. Celestial Lad
Inuyasha; Keh! Vicious wench! ~looks lovingly at the miko~
55. Sunscreen
Mrs H.: I guess I startled him a little.
56. The Sun and the Moon
Myouga: ~sobs~ Oh, master Inuyasha, you can be such a good speaker when you want to!
Inuyasha: Whatever.
57. Hojo's Encounter
Souta: Yup, he's clueless.
58. Surprise Attack
Shippou: Ha! Dumb dog!
Inuyasha: ~from a distance~ I heard that!
Shippou: Oops!
59. The Club. Origins
Souta: The first rule of the Club is to always have ramen.
60. Ba-basement
Jakotsu: Such a pity Ren blew up that place not too long after that...
61. Roleplay
Kagome: Who knew Sango was as much as a hentai as Miroku?
Miroku: Oh no, I humble myself before my Sango's creativity!
62. Before He Comes
Sess Mom: I just adore my nephew. He has the cutest ears. Pity he's already taken.
63. Lucky Wolf
Ayame: Kouga should be grateful I wanted him after all that stuff.
64. Tessaiga Falls
Shippou: That was an odd day, yeah.
65. Coffee Break
Kagome: Stealing cups? Me? No...
66. Best B-Day Gift
Eri: Yeah, shirtless dudes were a plus
67. Coffee Break. Sequel
Inuyasha: Where's my mug AGAIN?!
68. The Club. Fists of Fire
Mama H.: I'm glad Souta found a big brother in Inuyasha, but he should've come to me first.
69. What They Should Do
Naraku: Curses!
70. Empty Room
Kagura: You lot are so dramatic.
71. Servant Brother
Inuyasha: Yeah, as if I was going to serve you, asshole.
Sesshomaru: It was an AU, stupid half-breed. This one would never let you in his household.
Inuyasha: As if I wanted to go to your dog house!
72. Stash
Bankotsu: A giant schoolroom! Maybe it's friendly!
73. An Experiment
Miroku: Let's say that the results were beyond all we suspected.
74. Full Moon Run
Kagome: It's so nice to see Jinenji enjoys himself from time to time.
75. She Did It
Sango: What? You have no right to judge me, you want to do it too!
76. Nap time
Kagome: Aww, so cute!
77. Wrinkle free
Kaede: Well, sometimes I feel sorry for the boy.
78. Trick-Tock
Shippou: Sometimes I want to bite his ears off...
79. Little Gifts
Miroku: There is no better way to keep a man interested than by challenging him in some way.
Sango: Wanna my hand challenge your face?
80. The Lift
Sango: It was so comfortable.. I understand why Kagome ditched that metal contraption.
81. Cookie Jar Monster
Kagome: I wondered where Shippou was...
82. A General and a Princess
Miroku: I see from where Inuyasha got his awkwardness when it comes to ladies...
83. Enlightenment
Kagome: You pervert!
84. A General and a Princess 2
Sango: And here we see from where he got his foul mouth.
85. A Secret Club
Kaede: The real party starts when Lady Sesshomaru's Mother and I join the other ladies.
86. Would You Consider?
Jaken: Stupid humans, so easily tricked by superior Lord Sesshomaru!
87. Would You Consider? Pt 2
Kikyou: I'm glad that Inuyasha found someone who could love him like I couldn't. And knowing it was my reincarnation... At first I had been angry, but then I realized that it was still my soul, inside Kagome. In a way my love for him reached him through her, purer and not tainted by my limitations.
88. A Gift
Kagome: Aww, my cute puppy!
Inuyasha: Keh!
89. Roped Into Helping
Ayumi: I guess we went a bit too far...
90. Weak Spot
Inuyasha: Ayame is vicious...
Kouga: Don't even start.
91. Fox Files
Shippou: See? One slip is all it takes!
92. How Many?
Kaede: Rumors are to be expected when you are traveling the land and causing havoc like the gang does.
93. The Uniform
Miroku: So he had a thing for the odd outfit!
94. Purr, Purr
Sango: Hey! This is confidential!
Kagome: ~giggles~ Not anymore.
95. A Cat and a Boy-Dog
Inuyasha: I honestly don't know what it is that makes all the cats around want to sleep on top of my stomach.
Kagome: I kinda understand them.
96. Wolf's Bride
Inuyasha: Stupid wolf
Kouga: ~from a distance~ I heard that!
Inuyasha: Good, you dumb fuck!
97. Ayame's Revenge
Sango: Well, that was unexpected...
98. Ayame's Revenge Part 2
Kagome: But not unwelcome..
Kouga: Hey!
99. The Old Lady Who Overcame Time..
Kagome: Aww, so cute!
100. In A Cherry Garden
Naraku: I, Naraku, am myself a great poet. I am pretty pleased to see my mercenaries partake in art.
Sesshomaru: Hm. He made mistakes. For such errors one should be beheaded, but this one cares not for the pathetic human poetry.
101. Doggy Back Ride (2018-05-03)
Mama H." Yup, way better than taxi. And nature-friendly, because is running on noodles.
102. To Make Sure
Sango: You know them, suspecting they would run for the hills wasn't that off the mark.
Miroku: Especially since that was what they did.
Kaede: I barely got the cup and sake stored back away and they were gone.
Shippou: We had to entertain the wedding guests!
103. Fox Files Pt 2
Shippou: You know how scary it is when Inuyasha gets into his 'father mode'?
104. Forest Meeting
Kouga: See that mutt? He just can't be loyal to his former love, despite promising her his life. See? He's not worthy of Kagome's love!
Ayame: You're one to talk.
105. Jingle
Sesshomaru: This was a valuable lesson. Always send your enemies noisy gifts.
106. Wait
Kagome: Aww, my romantic puppy...
Inuyasha: Can you stop calling me puppy already?
107. That Lucky Brat
Shippou: Jealous, eh?
108. That Stupid Brat
Miroku: I see that our young Shippou has a silver tongue, just like me.
Sango: And the ability to insult people without trying from Inuyasha...
109. Her Scent
Kagome: Aww, my p=
Inuyasha: Call me a puppy and there will be consequences!
Miroku: Will you show her how big of a dog you are,my friend? Aargh, was just kidding...!
110. Karma
Miroku; Ah, so true...
111. Souta's Project
Grandpa H.: To say it wasn't amusing would be a lie.
112. Dogtree
Sesshomaru: Hm. This one would never let a female order him around.
Kagura: Of course, of course.
113. Cuddle Buddy
Mrs. H.: ~puts the little dolls on a shelf~ Ah, young love...
114. Like Her
Naraku: Kikyou, notice me!
115. On His Shoulders
Mama H.: How could I not adore him? He's just so precious.
116. Trouble
Sango: I take great pride in teaching all my babies to fight. You don't know when it can come in handy.
117. Better Sword
Inuyasha; Keh!
118. How To Ruin The Tree
Kagome: We burned the wig after that.
119. Fishing
Shippou: I'm a big, strong youkai, see?
120. Telenovela AU
Mrs H.: I'd love to watch it on TV.
121. Hate
Sesshomaru: Hm
(Translation: I hate you all)
122. Bad Guy's Dream
Naraku: That wench tricked me!
123. Marks
Yuka: Tattoos are so cool!
124. Human Man
Kikyou: And here I was, thinking I knew Inuyasha so well...
125. Training Partner
Inuyasha: Keh! Who's stupid now?
126. Youkai Fight
Sango: See? Training done well can be a lot of fun.
127. Fox Files Part 3
Miroku: ~chuckles~
128. Bedroom Swap
Kagome: ~giggles~ Oh, poor Inuyasha, startled by my mom!
Inuyasha: It wasn't funny!
129. His Son
Miroku: See? Karma.
130. Who's The Cursed Doggie?
Inuyasha: Really? You thought that stupid dog to be me?
Miroku: Well...
Shippou: He was very good at impressions.
131. Inuyasha no Mori
Inuyasha: Hey! That's confidential!
132. Miroku's Part
Sango: Yeah, and every time it is me who nurses him until his hangover is gone.
133. Day Out
Kagome: We like when the boys are protecting us, but we're capable of fighting, you know.
134. Fang
Totosai: Do I know you...?
135. Anniversary Story
Sango: Aww so cute!
136. Courage To Dream
Kagome: I'm so happy for him.
137. The L Potion
Sango: You can blame me for suspecting the monk.
138. Second Best
Kouga: See? I'm the one left alone here.
139. A Brotherly Advice
Myouga: My lord would be so happy to see his sons getting along!
140. Play Boy
Miroku: That was fun!
141. A Treasure
Inuyasha: Wh- You can't prove anything!
Kagome: Sure we can.
142. Bath Time
Kouga; He had tentacles EVERYWHERE.
143. (FS) At the Den
Inuyasha: Keh, the kid did well.
144. Brush
Sango: Uh...Just don't think too much of it!
145. His Fault
Rin: My lord can't admit he likes his brother. But I sure do, master Inuyasha is great. Not as great as Lord Sesshomaru, but still.
Sesshomaru: Hm.
146. Role Model
Shippou: And how is a kid going to grow up to be a decent person?
147. HISHE - Mukotsu
Kagome: Yup, it went just like that.
148. The Sword of Power
Souta: Now I wish I did the same...
149. Superheroes
Kagome: No capes!
150. Inuyama
Inuyasha: Hm.
Sesshomaru: Keh.
151. Friendly Advice
Miroku: And it was such a good plan...
152. Ramen King
Inuyasha: Yeah, that's a paradise.
153. Table Turned
Miroku: Karma, yet again.
154. The Observer (2018-12-17)
155. A Bite of Heaven
Sango: We always appreciate when Kagome brings her amazing food.
156. Body Swap
Shippou: I'd like to swap bodies with Inuyasha and then pay him back for all his hits.
Miroku: Wouldn't you be just hitting his own body then?
157. An Ordinary Miracle Girl
Kagome: Aww, so cute!
158. Other Boys
Izayoi: Ah, my sweet Inuyasha. You aren't the best gentleman out there, but I'm glad you found a girl who appreciate you for who you are.
159. Her Boy
Eri: It must be real love...
160. Parting
Kagome: That was dry, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Don't complain, wench.
161. True Form
Shippou: Some thins are meant to remain secret.
162. If I Found Myself in IY
Alannada: I'd teach Inuyasha swear in Polish. In fact I'd teach everyone swear in Polish.
163. Pop!
Kirara: Nyan!
(Translation; I was that close to tear the thing to little bits!)
164. New Work. Sequel Pt 1
Inuyasha: See? Whenever she goes she wraps guys around her finger!
165. Inuyasha Major Arcana
Grandpa: I'd sell the cards in the shrine shop.
Miroku: I can ask Shippou to draw them, but we have to split profits. What do you say 30 to 70?
Grandpa: What? Don't mock me, young man! 70 to 30 sounds more like it!
166. Make Up
Naraku: Why are you looking at me like that? It's not my fault they weren't useful anymore.
167. Stuck
Inuyasha: Keh! Stupid futuristic contraption.
168. Sneaky Shadow
Rin: ~giggles and wiggles fingers~
Inuyasha: Heh, cheeky wench.
169. Body Pillow
Sango: You're better than the Hiraikotsu.
Miroku: I bet, I'm warmer! And have many built-in options!
170. Very Sad Story
Souta: I kinda regret I didn't jump in, but I didn't want to become a test subject.
171. Sad Story. How It Went
Kagome: Yeah, I wouldn't mind being a hanyou like Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Crazy wench.
172. Kouga's Test
Miroku: We already established Kouga has a thing for Kagome's outfit. I can't blame him.
173. New Work. Sequel Pt 2
Miroku: Yeah!
Sango: Oh, well, we will have to figure out how to tamper your hentai side.
Miroku: Oh, tame me, my lovely exterminator!
174. A "Final" Battle
Naraku: What? They had a final battle and didn't call me?
175. The Chase
Inuyasha: Now, that is a chase!
176. Hanyou's New Groove
Naraku: They are just ignorant morons, all of them.
Byakuya: Yeah, you look fabulous.
177. Safe Place
Kagome: ~rubs Inuyasha's ear~ Aww, my poor Inu, you came to me to protect you!
178. The Circle
Shippou: It's just normal for a pack to groom each other.
179. Night Visitors
Kagome: Maybe it's the right time to introduce Kouga to a watch?
Inuyasha: Nah, it's not worth it.
180. Pursued
Miroku: ~sheepish laugh~
181. Seven
Souta: I'm scarred for life...
182. Morning
Kanna: Don't you dare judge me.
183. Coming Home
Miroku: Ah, Lady Kaede, we are fond of you a well.
184. Tag
Shippou: Why wasn't I invited to play?
185. Tabi
Miroku: Stink pellets... Keh... They're perfectly fresh, only a tad dusty...
186. Tummy Rubs
Inuyasha: Try to laugh at me. I dare you to try to laugh at me!
187. A Hollow
Kagome: Ah, Inuyasha, let me hug you!
188. Inuyasha is Angry
Inuyasha: Grrr!
189. Moon Singer
Kouga: I'm going to be a pop star, you just wait a few centuries! Chicks will be screaming on my concerts and throwing their chest bindings on the scene and the crowd will shout my name!
Ginta: But of course, Kouga.
Hakkaku; Totally!
190. Opening
Kirara: Meow.
(Translation: Really, I'm a cool, strong cat, but I can't carry everyone)
191. Better Version
Kikyou: I do hope you realize we're teaming up to kill Naraku more easily. There's nothing between us.
Kouga: Of course, my darling.
Kikyou: ~facepalm~
192. Youki Level
Inuyasha: ~swings Tessaiga around~ Kamehameha!
193. All Thanks To The Fox
Kaede: It was a nice change, but I must confess I'd miss the brash hanyou.
Inuyasha: Keh!
194. Yourself
Miroku: Let's say that it was pretty unexpected and enlightening.
195. A Kind of Heirloom
Sango: We're just glad the soul collectors didn't want to hurt Kagome.
Miroku: Yes. I'm sure Inuyasha could take care of them, but they can be helpful.
196. Goodbye
Kagome: Oh, my poor puppy.
Inuyasha: Oi! Don't call me that!
Kagome ~hugs him~
Inuyasha: K-keh...
197. Eavesdropping
Kagome: Oh. My. Goodness! I didn't know!
Miroku: Yes! And then the volume ended on a cliffhanger with Keiichi demeaning of Skuld to do a dimensional scythe!
Kagome: Oh, no!
(Bonus points if you know for what Miroku drops the spoilers for)
198. Armor
Sango's Dad: Yeah! That's my girl!
Miroku: Excuse me, but who are you, good sir?
Sango's Dad: Your worst nightmare, young man.
Miroku: Huh?
Sango's Dad: So, you want to marry my little girl...
199. The boy who overcame time
Kagome: Oooh, the young love...
Souta: Shut up, sis! It's nothing like that!
Sesshomaru: This one hopes so. You would regret thinking that a mere human can court this one's ward.
Rin: ~gives Sesshomaru a look~ Hm.
The following chapters became separate stories you can find on my profile:
37. Adorable Curse
57. Hojo's Encounter - called The Great Detective
59. Tessaiga Fails
65. Coffee Break
89. Roped Into Helping
So... Now... I guess we're going form 300...