Disclaimer: I have a nice shiny disclaimer on the first limerick. Read that and don't sue me. I'm poor.

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Zanza, the fighter for hire,

Was no ordin'ry muck in the mire,

His ideals held true,

"Help those weaker than you,"

And he'd die before he'd be a liar.

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If you have an idea for a character or a scene you'd like to see limerick'd, post it in a review and I'll see what I can do. C: