Disclaimer: I have a nice shiny disclaimer on the first limerick. Read that and don't sue me. I'm poor.

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Akane, Sakura, Kasumi,

Why did you try to protect me?

Just a slip of a child,

With hair red and wild,

Why bother to urge me to flee?

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If you have an idea for a character or a scene you'd like to see limerick'd, post it in a review and I'll see what I can do. C: