Kept You Waiting Huh? Part 1.


After leaving the Patriots due to conflicts with Zero and the Les Enfants Terribles, Big Boss founded the MSF or Militaires Sans Frontières, in 1972, with the mission for the MSF to provide military force to anyone who needs it, regardless of nation or ideology, combining the quantities of a national army and the qualities of a special forces unit. Anyone can join MSF, transcending above race, nationality, religion, gender or age, continuing The Boss' will (at least Big Boss' interpretation) of soldiers being free from being used as tools by national governments.

With Kazuhira 'Kaz' Miller as second-in-command of the MSF and Revolver Ocelot as an MSF squad leader, MSF became the new model for private military companies, with Big Boss describing the MSF as an 'Outer Heaven, a home for discarded soldiers, free from any nation's political influence,' with Mother Base in the Caribbean Sea, serving as headquarters for the MSF.

However, history will be forever changed in what the MSF call, the Event. The Event occurred just a few weeks after the Peace Walker Incident and the hijacking of Metal Gear ZEKE. At that point in time, everyone was on Mother Base, as there was no military contracts coming in and some of the younger MSF soldiers were getting a little stir crazy because of the lack of contracts.

Mother Base, for a few seconds, a bright light completely surrounded Mother Base, causing everyone to close their eyes from the intense brightness. And when the bright light disappears, Big Boss and the MSF find that Mother Base, has been partially transplanted onto an island, and it temporarily caused confusion. Sending out scouting parties, they find that the island that Mother Base was partially transplanted on, was similar to Spain, in topography and climate, with MSF soldiers find that the local populace consists of wild boar, rabbits and gray wolves (Big Boss is probably wondering what wild boar taste like).

Then scouting parties see a dozen dragons flying through the air, with people appearing to be soldiers, riding the dragons. The scouting parties quickly return to report everything. Upon hearing the reports, Revolver Ocelot quipped "Boss, I think we're not in Kansas anymore," because dragons don't exist on Earth… unless they were in an alternate Earth, with Huey arriving to try to explain how the Event occurred through scientific theories concerning general relativity, with one soldier summarized what everyone's thinking, "this is fucking crazy!"It was then, that many MSF soldiers realized that the Event, had thrown them into a world that they don't know. Some MSF soldiers have families, but they realized that their governments will consider them dead anyway. At the very least, Big Boss is glad that he doesn't need to worry about Zero, Cipher and the Patriots corrupting The Boss' will.

In the labs of MSF's research and development (R&D) team, Dr. Emmerich and Dr. Strangelove discovered several strange boxes that weren't there before the bright light. Searching the boxes, they eventually found technical blueprints for:

- An improved version of the Sneaking Suit and heavy-duty variant, the Battle Dress.

- A rail gun, capable of firing conventional rounds and nuclear missiles, with crates filled with essential parts and ammunition.

Huey and Strangelove were perplexed by the technical blueprints. Why was MSF given several military technologies that were advanced? Why is that? But suddenly Mother Base was under attack, by unknown attackers sailing in wooden ships and flying in dragons. Quickly responding to the attack, the MSF easily defeat the unknown attackers with anti-aircraft guns, and captured up to a dozen of the unknown attacks and brought a couple of the attacking dragons' corpses for scientific analysis.

Revolver Ocelot interrogates the unknown marines and sailors, who spoke in a variant of Falmartian (imagine a broken variant of Latin, with the addition of old German and old French words). Finding the needed expert on Latin, Ocelot was told by the marines and sailors that they were sent by the local Imperial Saderan Naval garrison to investigate the sudden appearance of a metal island that appeared after a bright light surrounded the island, only to be attacked by them. Some of the marines and sailors, especially those who appeared to be officers, were stubborn and Ocelot, had to resort to electro-shocking them before any information can be extracted.

After they were extracted the information, Big Boss, Kaz and Revolver Ocelot was unsure of the fate of the captured marines and sailors. Big Boss wanted to convince the marines and sailors to join MSF, but Kaz and Ocelot had about a dozen concerns about the captured marines and sailors, ranging from escape attempts to stealing from MSF to culture shock.

Eventually, Big Boss won the argument, but assigned Armadillo, a longtime MSF member, to supervise the newest members, making sure that they properly integrated into MSF.

Wanting to find out more about the world they were thrown into, as word of the marines and sailors was not enough, Big Boss, along with MSF intelligence operative, Hideo Kojima, infiltration mission to gather knowledge about this Saderan Empire, with the mission being a difficult and dangerous task, as they know nothing about this world and this world's inhabitants. So sticking to the shadows and avoiding all contact was key.

Through their mission, they found that the Saderan Empire according to the interrogated prisoners, was pre-Medieval society, with feudalism being the system of government. They also found the majority of the unique flora and fauna that Big Boss and Kojima have discovered, to be excellent in taste, with Kojima recording what is edible and what is not, what is tasty and what is not.

But they also discover that slavery exists in the Saderan Empire, with some slaves were used as teachers, doctors, and gladiators while other slaves were used as hard laborers, sex slaves, scientific and medical experiments, with the latter practices being seen as extremely distasteful by Big Boss and Kojima.

They discovered that the Saderan Empire uses magic, not the theater magic by stage magicians, but the magic of fantasy, such as healing spells, something that Big Boss sees as useful in the near future.

In the meantime, Kaz orders the construction of a shipyard for Mother Base, as well as expanding the MSF creating:

The engineering team (responsible for expansion and maintenance of Mother Base)

The training team (responsible for training new MSF recruits)

The logistics team (responsible for supplying the MSF and Mother Base with raw materials)

And from the technical blueprints and using spare high-grade material, the engineering team constructs the rail gun, with its own dedicated platform.

It turns out that training the Saderan sailors and marines was not difficult, as all of them, have no family, and they were not Saderan ethnically. They were Saderan by adoption because they were war orphans, whose parents were killed by Saderan military campaigns. As a result, many of them have a grudge against the Saderan empire, so they were more than happy to switch sides, and they are steadily improving.

After two weeks, Big Boss and Kojima return from knowledge gathering mission and told their findings to Kaz and Ocelot. When he returned, Big Boss questions why Mother Base needs such untested and costly nuclear weapon system, when most of the societies of this world still use swords and spears, but Kaz and Huey manage to convince Big Boss that the system can be used like a large-caliber artillery with either conventional or nuclear ammunition, serving as both a conventional and nuclear deterrent against potential adversaries.

Thanks to the findings by Big Boss and Kojima, MSF realized that they are the only advanced society in this world, meaning that they'll have to create what they needed, from scratch. So they build processing facilities, manufacturing facilities, agricultural facilities and mining facilities to provide needed materials for MSF and Mother Base's growth, using MSF members that had experience in operating the facilities. But out of the hundreds of soldiers on Mother Base, only twenty people have such training and/or experience.

The mining facilities found metal on the island, however, the island's metal is found to be unique, being similar to aluminum, but having the properties of extreme flexibility and when a low electric voltage is applied, it renders an object invisible to sight and radar. This discovered element, named E1 by the Research and Development team, apply this material to a new and improved version of the sneaking suit, using the E1 to render the wearer invisible, generating the electric current via the wearer's movements. The Research and Development use E1 to also improve the Battle Dress.

Big Boss and another MSF member, Mosquito, goes out on an information-gathering mission, deeper into unknown territory. Knowing that they will be outnumbered regardless of the situation, they wear newly developed Battle Dress and armed with several weapons, including an RPG-7 rocket launcher. During the mission, they saw a dragon, many times bigger than the ones back at Mother Base, attacking what looks to be Japanese soldiers and Saderan civilians.

Big Boss: "Kaz?"

Kaz: "Yes Boss?"

Big Boss: "Can you identify those soldiers?"

Kaz: "From what I see, they look to be JSDF soldiers.

Big Boss: "Are you sure about that?"

Kaz: "I know what I'm seeing. And what is that dragon?"

Big Boss: "Looks like JSDF soldiers are fighting a dragon. It looks several times bigger than the ones back at Mother Base. It looks like the dragon is deflecting 50 caliber rounds from those Japanese soldiers' machine guns…I'm taking on the dragon, Kaz."

Kaz: "Boss, have you lost your mind?! Are you going to fight a dragon, with a tranquillizer pistol, when it can deflect machine gun rounds?!"

Big Boss: "I never said I'm taking on the dragon with a tranquilizer pistol Kaz." (Pulls out an MSF manufactured RPG-7)

Kaz: ""

Big Boss steadied his aim at the dragon, as he pulls the trigger. The HEAT rocket flies true and slammed straight into the dragon from an unexpected angle, blowing the dragon's left eye off. Wounded and enraged, the dragon proceeds to find the one who blinded it, giving enough time for the JSDF soldiers to aim their rocket launcher at the dragon, amputating its arm. Realizing that continuing to fight wasn't worth the effort, the dragon retreats.

Before anyone can truly know what's going on, Big Boss and Mosquito used their cloaking feature and disappears, like silent guardian angels. Arriving back, Itami reports to his superior that Third Recon Team had during the fight, the dragon was struck by a rocket fired by unknown assailants. This worries the Japanese, as the question was: Was there a nation that has advanced military technology?

Yes and no. Meanwhile, Big Boss and Mosquito had followed Third Recon Team back to their base, with Big Boss infiltrating the base via a cardboard box. While he was infiltrating the base, he was attacked by an unknown Japanese soldier (who turns out to be Kuribayashi), with the JSDF soldier being "pretty good" in close quarters, if overly aggressive, forcing Big Boss to employ some unorthodox techniques The Boss taught him in CQC, managing to knock her out. But before Big Boss can move on, Itami held a rifle to Big Boss' head and ordered Big Boss to drop his weapon.

Big Boss isn't called Big Boss for nothing. He played a mind game, telling Itami that his rifle's safety is still on. Being the unsure deuce he was, Itami checks his rifle's safety, leaving him open to Big Boss' CONSECUTIVE! C! Q! C! with Big Boss telling Itami that he's "pretty bad," for falling for one of the oldest tricks in the military. Big Boss manages to escape, with Itami getting berated for his stupidity by his superior officer.

The incident caused Rory was wanting to know: who was this mysterious warrior that managed to defeat two of the Green Soldiers?


AN: So... many memes. There are many memes and references within this chapter, and many more will be added in the next part of this story. I'll just check the story stat... and oh God! 100,000+ views! that fantastic news! continue to like, favorite and comment on this story! And in other news, I will be on holiday soon for a month or so, I will not be uploading any chapters in that time frame. Here are some ideas that I'm going to do next year:

Something to do with Transformers... G1 (the good one, no, not that Micheal Bay trash! get that out of here!)

Something to do with Avengers.

Something to do with Knights and Magic.

A parody of Unbiased History by Dovahhatty.

Rhodesia never dies?

questorimperialis102296: He hunted for trouble, and he had found it.

HyperionATLAS: Very descriptive language.

SGArkosfan and Cooldude: I hope you both enjoy this chapter, memes and all.

ATP: This reader asked three important questions: Firstly... you have a good point. You could count Elves, Bunny Warriors and similar demi-humans as humans. BUT, everyone else, trolls, orcs and goblins, are purged from the face of Tellus! Secondly, how come the GATE is still active, despite the Gods being a little dead from being purged by the Emperor? the reason why the GATE is still open is BECAUSE THE AUTHOR SAID SO! Lastly, why didn't Russia/China/USA nuke the GATE? Officially, the Novus Imperium doesn't care for the reasoning behind this plan, but here's the gist. Well, there were plans from the three (China, Russia, and the USA) to nuke the GATE, but Japan HATED the idea of being nuked again, even if it was for the greater good, with the government trying to delay the nuke from being dropped from environmental concerns to moral concerns to the international community, with many people going "WTF Russia/China/USA?" By the time Japan was overrun by the Novus Imperium, nobody gave two shits anymore about Japan's concerns, as the Novus Imperium now has a strong foothold in Novus Terra, they tried multiple times to launch nukes, but fail miserably each time.