Kept you waiting huh? Part 2


Last time on Kept You Waiting Huh? Mother Base and MSF is sent to a strange world, Big Boss gets to explores the strange world, Kaz gets to expand Mother Base and the MSF and Itami gets to get played like a damn fiddle!

After the incident where Itami was played like a damn fiddle, Big Boss and Mosquito relocate to Italica… only to get caught up in Italica when it was in the middle of a siege.

Spotted JSDF marked vehicles and soldiers entering the city. They could active the battle dresses' new invisibility mode. But the E1 is at times unreliable, especially in moderate rainy conditions, making them easy to be spotted.

With that their battle-scarred appearance, along with their heavy weaponry and heavy battle dresses would make them stand out, Big Boss thought it was time to properly introduce MSF to the Saderans and the Japanese. Better that, rather than introduce MSF with many dead Saderans and Japanese.

Big Boss and Mosquito infiltrate the room where Pina and the JSDF were planning the defense of Italica. Here's a transcript.

Pina: "Sir Itami, you and your men in green can defend the South Wall."

Big Boss: "When it comes to planning and executing defensive actions, you're pretty bad, Princess Pina."

[The unknown voice causes everyone to go on high alert.]

Hamilton "Who said that? Intruder, show yourself!"

[Silence. Then an unknown noise can be heard. A man appears from the shadows, with everyone points their weapons at him.]

Big Boss: "For the man who is known as The Legendary Soldier, I know a few things."

The Saderans and the Japanese reacted in different ways. To Pina; were there more people that had similar combat prowess to the Men in Green? To Rory; was these the men who bested the Men in Green? To Kuribayashi; she was secretly fangirling, as she's a big Metal Gear Solid fan.

Big Boss, realized that Pina and Itami were dead-set on the plan, so in an act of diplomacy, agreed to the plan, despite his gut feeling, and from his behavioral analysis of Itami, was not impressed with Lieutenant Itami Yoji, having previously encountered him at the JSDF base. He already decided that Itami was at best, retarded and at worst, brain dead, for two justified reasons…

1) Itami allies with Princess Cocktail (Pina co Lada) and the Rose Knights, despite the Rose Knights being an enemy military unit. Even if the motives of Princess Cocktail and the Rose Knights of the Saderan Empire are noble for defending a town from large groups of organized bandits, they have an ulterior motive. Because remember; as of right now, there a state of war between the State of Japan and the Saderan Empire.

2) Itami actually accepts Princess Cocktail's plan, without question. Itami simply accepts the plan, without critically thinking whether the plan, potentially endangering the JSDF soldiers under his command. Because Princess Cocktail has an ulterior motive of, I don't know, attempting to set a trap in order to kill JSDF soldiers.

Late in the night, an hour before the bandit attack, Revolver Ocelot and his MSF squad arrive, with Revolver Ocelot and few trusted MSF soldiers, assisting the JSDF to defend the South Wall, while the rest were sent to the North Wall. Revolver Ocelot and Itami had a conversation. Here's the transcript…

Revolver Ocelot: "Ha ha ha, you're a pretty interesting guy. You're just like what Big Boss said."

Itami: "What did he say?"

Revolver Ocelot: "That you're a brain-dead retard."

[Upon hearing the statement, Kuribayashi can be heard silently snorting]

Itami: "… a brain-dead…"

Revolver Ocelot: "I think that he doesn't mean anything bad."

Itami: "Anything bad?! What can be possibly worse than that?! That fucking mercenary cockroach!"

Revolver Ocelot: "Easy. Relax, I'm one of his closest friends. I know him better than anyone else. I know he's not that type of person."

Itami: "Yeah, so what?"

Revolver Ocelot: "And you should know… that Big Boss was listening in the radio?"

Itami: "Did he hear…"

Revolver Ocelot: "Every word."

Big Boss: "…"

Itami: "I'm going back to observation."

It was an attack by the bandits, but to everyone's surprise (except for Big Boss, Revolver Ocelot, and the MSF soldiers,) the bandits attacked in an unexpected angle, from the North Wall. But how? Well, Princess Pina is in over her head; she's a fucking child, trying to play a soldier's game.

Unfortunately, Pina didn't have many militiamen defending the North Wall. Fortunately, Big Boss had the foresight to have MSF soldiers guarding the North Wall. It was a vicious fight between the MSF soldiers and the militiamen, against the bandits. For the MSF soldiers, when their guns ran dry, they use their knives. When their blades ran dull, they use their fists.

Though few in numbers, Rory was impressed with MSF members in their proficiency in killing bandits, especially when using consecutive! C! Q! C! with Big Boss roundhouse kicked the bandit leader, right onto Rory's weapon. As dawn broke, MSF gunships arrive, shooting any bandit who decided to resist, making sure that bandits know what it feels like to be blown up by 30mm autocannon shells.

By morning, there was a large contingent of bandits and there wasn't enough ammunition to kill all of them, so it was up to a specially modified gunship, nicknamed the 'Dragon,' which uses a flamethrower in place of an autocannon, to kill the large gathering of bandits, with Third Recon and the Rose Knights only looking on in absolute horror, as they see the bandits were roasting alive, screaming for mercy. Some of the Third Recon Team put the bandits out of their burning misery.

And for that entire day, Italica smelt like burnt human flesh (because it was burning human flesh.) After helping burying the city's defenders, Big Boss and MSF leave, as their mission is complete. Since the gunships are heavily modified to carry extra armaments and munitions, not soldiers, Big Boss and the MSF troops have to leave on foot.

Which cause the Bozes to order her Rose Knights to attack Big Boss and MSF. Big mistake, as the Big Boss-led MSF soldiers kicked the Bozes-led Rose Knights' asses, and drag them back to Italica, well, the ones that survive that is.

Big Boss went to the Italican Governor Palace, with the remaining MSF guarding the Rose Knights. The Rose Knights using hidden weapons, attempt to attack the MSF guards, only for the MSF guards to reverse the situation, killing many Rose Knights, with Bozes being one of the dozen survivors.

Having enough with this "bitch," (Bozes) Revolver Ocelot decides to plays the infamous game of asserting dominance, also known as juggling Russian roulette with Bozes. And the results were being that Bozes, absolutely crapping and pissing her underwear, terrified with her life (well, anyone would react that way.) Bozes could have been killed, if it weren't the intervention of Big Boss, with him saying along the lines of 'What the hell man? Don't do this again.' before dismantling Ocelot's revolver.

AN: Jeez, this taking way too long, so going to skip some non-important scene of Senate inquiry scene...

And Big Boss finds that Kanomi pachinko machines were using, his most traumatic memory, fighting and killing his mentor, degrades them… for pachinko machines… for the sake of money…

To say that Big Boss was enraged is a severe underestimation because Konami might as well have shit on The Boss' grave. Internet legend suggests that the Konami executives who were responsible for the pachinko machines were Fulton recovered and never seen or heard from ever again…

That's not true, that's not true, as such an action will cause a diplomatic relations incident, as Big Boss' death stare is more than enough for Konami to say: "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."

AN: Skip non-important scene of Big Boss offering Kuribayashi the chance to join MSF, a generous offer that Kuribayashi initially refused.

Big Boss also hires Kuzunari Komurazaki, a journalist who happens to be an anti-military journalist. He accepts Big Boss' contract, despite his personal convictions. (No-one knows why Big Boss hired him.)

Komurazaki is, without a doubt, an asshole. Quite frequently, he negatively talks about the MSF quite openly, describing them as "simple gunmen to criminals, terrorists and dictators," annoying every MSF soldier. So much so, that Revolver Ocelot wanted to kill Komurazaki.

The reason why Revolver Ocelot had not blown Komurazaki's brains out, was that Big Boss orders Ocelot to restrain himself.

Apparently, the Japanese wanted to negotiate peace with the Saderan Empire, and there was some progress. Unfortunately for the Japanese and the Saderans, the Sadera Palace incident will destroy any attempts for a peace treaty on equal terms.

AN: Skip non-important scene of Big Boss, Revolver Ocelot, Komurazaki, his cameraman and several MSF soldiers infiltrating the Sadera Palace.

Only for Zorzal el Caesar to burst down the door, with his recent acquisitions (i.e. sex slaves from Earth) and Tyrule, the former Queen of the Warrior Bunnies, in tow.

Revolver Ocelot was mostly indifferent, however, Big Boss has a strong moral compass, from the shadows, he comes out and shouted,"You bastard!" before performing a Snake kiiick! (albeit with clothes on!) To knock down Zorzal and liberate the slaves that Zorzal brought in. Zorzal's friends and guards, attempt to attack Big Boss, only to be defeated in physical combat, resulting in broken bones and torn muscles. With every friend and guard not being able to stand up, Big Boss gives Zorzal a small taste of his justice and well… the following video recording by Komurazaki and cameraman is history...

[Big Boss begins attacking Zorzal with righteous fury.]

Zorzal el: "Mercy! Grant me mercy!"

Big Boss: "You beg for mercy?! Where is your sense of decency?! What kind of man are you?! WHAT KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU?! And just how many women you raped? Dozens? Hundreds? Do you want me to crush you for this?!"

[Big Boss continues his physical assault, not giving any visible sign of mercy to Zorzal. Tyrule, can be seen smirking at Zorzal being beaten by Big Boss.]

Pina co Lada: "Stop! Please stop! He's the Crown Prince!"

Big Boss: "Shut up Princess. We're trying to be civilized human beings. No matter who does it, rape is rape."

[Itami aims his standard-issue service pistol at Big Boss.]

Itami: "Big Boss, I order you let go of the Crown Prince."

Big Boss: "No."

Itami: "I said it once and I will say it again. Big Boss, let go of the Crown Prince."

Big Boss: "I also said, no."

Itami: "Don't make me kill you."

[Revolver Ocelot, trains a Colt Single Action Army revolver onto Itami's head.]

Revolver Ocelot: "I guess Big Boss was right all along. You are a brain dead retard."

Big Boss: "Itami, you deluded yourself into thinking that you're some great hero, but in reality, you're no great hero. No special forces operator. You're just some brain dead retard, who prefers to protecting a war criminal rather than protecting his fellow citizens."

Itami: "That's completely fals-"

[All of a sudden, an infuriated Noriko Mochizuki punches Itami in the face, much to the surprise of the JSDF and MSF soldiers. Kuribayashi had to restrain her.]

Big Boss: "But okay moron, here is your friend."

[Big Boss throws Zorzal to the floor, with Zorzal scrambling for Molt and Pina.]

Big Boss: "Unbelievable."

[Big Boss, Revolver Ocelot and MSF soldiers leave the throne room]

A shocked Komurazaki and his cameraman, captured everything on video, in what history calls the Sadera Palace Incident. Komurazaki publishes the unedited video to social media. And oh boy, the internet fucking erupted… again. Here are some select comments on Itami, whose own actions that reeks of inbred stupidity…

Twitter comment: What fucking piece of shit wants to protect a serial rapist, rather than our fellow citizens? #NotMyHeroOfGinza

Facebook comment: What the fuck was this moron was thinking?! :(

Soon, news outlets were covering the video, and everyone was discussing abut the Sadera Palace Incident, with 'Itami Yoji is a bad person,' being the unanimous view. (TBH, this is an unfair opinion of Itami.)

Itami should have wished that he died a glorified hero in Ginza, because instead, he lived long enough to become a vilified villain, with absolute nobody was not impressed with Itami's stunt in the Sadera Palace. Not the Japanese Minister of Defence nor the Japanese Prime Minister. Not Rory nor Risa. And certainly not Big Boss nor Kuribayashi nor Mochizuki.

A quick court-martial trial of Itami ended with Itami being quietly dishonorably discharged from the JSDF.

And just as the Japanese government finished with cleaning the aftermath of the Sadera Palace Incident, the whole pyramid of cards, carefully built by the Japanese government, came crashing down. Because MSF conducts rescue operations, rescuing civilians from salt mines to sex houses (killing, albeit accidentally, Prince Diabo in the process.)

The reason why MSF conducts these operations is a sort-of PR campaign, only instead of using posters, they use guns. And the MSF found that it's not just Japanese that they rescued. But Chinese. South Koreans. Taiwanese. Americans. Australians. Chileans. Swedish. And Russians. Many of the civilians, showed severe physical or sexual abuse, with MSF trying their best to assist them any way they can.

Komurazaki and his cameraman, again, films the MSF in operation, with Komurazaki publish the video on social media. And the internet fucking erupted… yet again. And as a result of the incidents, Komurazaki became the #1 news journalist in Falmart, eventually writing a book on the actions of the MSF in Falmart (despite his obvious distaste for the MSF.)

To say the national governments, especially the Chinese and South Korean government, were no thrilled about this news of their citizens in Falmart… was a bit of an understatement. Okay, a lot of an understatement, with the Chinese and South Koreans being superlatively furious with the Japanese government.

And through the United Nations, everyone demanded that the Japanese open the GATE to foreign military expeditionary forces. For the Japanese nationalist government, they were in no position to reject these demands.

The debacle, labeled the Foreign Nationals Incident, causes the coalition government to collapse, with left-wing parties greatly gained from the debacle, accusing the coalition government of having knowledge of the foreign civilians, yet abandoning them to die. Senator Kōhara, in her most infamous speech, said this:

"Over the seas of blood of abandoned civilians, the new Japanese Empire is reborn."

Faced with extreme hatred, both externally and internally, the Japanese Prime Minister resigns for "health reasons," and the new Japanese Prime Minister, announcing the inclusion of military troops from the United States, South Korea and Australia to be sent through the GATE (though Chinese were barred from such military inclusion, much to their anger.)

Kuribayashi was deeply disgusted by the Japanese government and military's handling of the Sadera Palace Incident and the Foreign Nationals Incident, that she resign her commission. Later that month, Kuribayashi joins MSF, eventually becoming one of Big Boss' best soldiers, specializing in CQC.

(There was an incident involving Kaz and Kuribayashi. Kaz tried the pick-up line of "Oh my God, hotness! I want to bang you!" only to receive Kuribayashi's short and sharp answer. A kick to the balls. Much to the laughing amusement of Big Boss and present company.)

Soon, the Australians and Americans join the Japanese in fighting the Saderan Empire, with MSF sitting out of the conflict, though the American CIA hired MSF to conduct missions of stealing Saderan gold (hampering Saderan military efforts to raise legions.)

A few weeks after, under a collapsing economy, a rebellious populace (due to the scorched earth policy,) a crumbling army, the Outworlders at the gates of Sadera and the Emperor and the Crown Prince, were murdered by their own Praetorian Guards (some believed that Pina had Molt and Zorzal murdered,) Casel el Tiberius (no relation to General Tiberius) representing the newly-crowned Empress Pina co Lada, unconditionally surrender to the Americans, the Japanese, the South Koreans and the Australians.

And the MSF itself? If we're quoting from Voltaire, the MSF is an army with a state, with Mother Base becoming Outer Heaven, with Big Boss being the president of a democratic military regime. Its quite liberal, despite being called a military regime.

Many of Outer Heaven's citizens are Falmartian mercenaries, Saderan veterans and soldiers from Earth. Though there's a large civilian population in Outer Heaven, mostly consisting of Falmartian demi-human refugees and Earth humans, with the majority of Outer Heaven's economics is based around researching new technology, mining and military contracts (with fishing and military manufacturing being consider the 'minority.')

And through treaties, from Outer Heaven being the MSF facility that was transplanted onto an island, to holding sovereignty over several large islands, controlling the Blue Sea, using land reclamation techniques for more land area.

Outer Heaven is considered a military superpower in Falmart, due to their expanding military (they reorganize the MSF into the Outer Heaven National Guard, Outer Heaven Ground Forces, Outer Heaven Air Force, and Outer Heaven Naval Force) and their nuclear rail gun (which is under heavy guard, 24/7.)

Huey Emmerich and the expanded Outer Heaven's Research and Development Division (or RDD for short,) contribute to Outer Heaven, by researching new technologies. For example, researching fusion power, making Outer Heaven the first nation to be fully powered by this type of power. (Before Emmerich continues with developing advance robotics, although sadly, no Metal Gears.)

And the RDD is also responsible for researching modernized variants of the T-72 main battle tanks and FN FNC assault rifles, F-20 fighter jets and McDonnell Douglas AV-8B Harrier II ground-attack jets, the Des Moines-class heavy cruiser, Kidd-class destroyers and Svetlyak-class patrol boat, making Outer Heaven one of the best militarily equipped in Falmart (apart from the military base at Alnus Hill or what soldiers prefer to call, 'Anus Hill.')

And Outer Heaven is considered a legitimate nation by the majority of Earth's nations and considered politically neutral by the majority of Earth superpowers, despite the nuclear rail gun, though many secret intelligence agencies, tried to gain access to Outer Heaven's technology, often without much success.

A decade after the Japanese-Saderan war, various nations, such as the Kingdom of Elbe and the Saderan Empire, wanted to rebuild their respective militarises, under the guise of fighting bandits, warlords, criminals, and other anarchic figures.

They asked the Japanese, they said no.

They asked the South Koreans, they said no.

They asked the Americans, they said no.

They asked the Australians, and guess what? They said no.

The last thing they want is modernized Falmartian militarises, rightly fearing that re-militarization of the Falmartian nations, especially the Saderan Empire, without fully understanding advancement in human civilization and morality, they will become like the Japanese in the early 20th century; extremely nationalistic to the point of sanity, extremely militaristic that make Tojo blush, etc.

Realizing that the Japanese, nor the South Koreans, nor the Americans, nor the Australians were willing to help them, the Falmartian nations, turn to MSF. For them, it wasn't cheap hiring MSF, paying MSF with raw materials and gold that wasn't assigned to war reparations because MSF is the best PMC and the re-militarization had to be kept secret, lest the other nations found out.

The MSF began training the various Falmartian militarises to WW2-era military standards, with MSF manufactured M1919A6 general-purpose machine guns, M1 Garand semi-automatic rifles, M1A1 Thompson sub-machine guns, and M1911A1 semi-automatic pistols, becoming the standard-issue weaponry for the modernized Falmartian militaries. Though the training and equipment are obsolete, it advanced considering the usual opposition.


I can safely say that... I'm back bitches! I'm working on the G1 Transformers/GATE chapter, but I've also been working on this new FanFiction GATE story on-and-off from early last year.

Here's a small teaser from that story: "There will be no negotiated peace. For this is war. It's a war you intend to start. And it's a war we intend to finish."

I do not know for certain, which one will come first. The story or the chapter.

Now, it's time for some QnA.

GREAT CELESTIAL-DRAGON: A good majority of the GATE fanfics, never explore this topic. I think how future Saderans will view their forefathers, will be similar to how modern Germans view Nazi Germans. And also, it's an interesting concept you have proposed. The problem is that, will it be recognized as a GATE fanfic story? But I keep that in mind. Thanks.