Suggested by akisu-san. C:

Disclaimer: I have a nice shiny disclaimer on the first limerick. Read that and don't sue me. I'm poor.

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A terror unleashed on my head,

Tearing the thin strands of red.

Gentle? You jest!

At last, he needs rest;

I smile as I tuck him in bed.

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If you have an idea for a character or a scene you'd like to see limerick'd, post it in a review and I'll see what I can do. C:

Yes, I -am- attempting to write those limericks you all have suggested. >.>;