Thus The Avengers Assembled! Part 1.


You're probably wondering where the Hell I've been the past few months. Well, during my long writer's block, I have decided in my infinite wisdom (read: drunken stupidity,) I have devised a plan to transport six members of the Avengers, from Disney's Marvel Cinematic Universe, to the world of Falmart. The chosen six Avengers are:

MCU Earth-199999 (Sometime after Iron Man 3, AKA pre-Endgame Avengers):

Tony Stark/Iron Man

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Natasha Romanova/Black Widow

MCU Earth-199999 (Sometime after Avengers: Endgame, AKA post-Endgame Avengers):

James 'Bucky' Barnes/Winter Soldier

James Rhodes/War Machine

Clint Barton/Hawkeye

And so, with a personal computer, a word processor, and a brilliant flash of light, the six Avengers were transported from the two time points of MCU Earth-199999, to the world of Falmart. Upon their sudden arrival to a foreign world, the six Avengers quickly regain their composure, confusion emerge between the two displaced groups of Avengers.

The post-Endgame Avengers being confused that Tony and Natasha is alive and that Steve is still young, while the pre-Endgame Avengers being, (if not more so,)confused that Bucky is alive, Rhodes is wearing a more advanced War Machine suit (with the paint scheme look like something Michael Bay digitally vomited,) and that Clint is older.

That and the post-Endgame Avengers were being careful of what they say, as didn't want to start another Avengers Civil War, Electric Boogaloo edition, because of future revelations (like for example, how a brainwashed Bucky assassinated Tony Stark's parents.)

After a few moments, they were asking the questions to themselves and to each other: The what, the where, and the why? As soon as they were asking those question, a letter appeared, prompting one of the Avengers to read it. The content follows:

Dear Avengers,

It's certain that you're wondering what happened. To put it simply; you're transported to another world. And it's also certain that you're wondering why you're transported to this world. Unfortunately, I'm not going to humour you.

But I can tell you are two important things: Firstly, even with science or magic, you cannot return to your original timeline. No one will notice that you're gone. Basically in laymen terms, you're stuck here. And secondly, the world you're dropped into is pre-Industrial. But that's all. You'll have to discover the rest for yourselves.

Anyways, good night and good luck. You'll need it.

After the Avengers completed reading the letter, it burns to complete ashes. With that letter, they all realized one thing; that they were transported to a world, and they have lost everything and everyone, with some people taking the news harder than other people.

A few minutes later, the Avengers' future Japanese liaison officer, Lieutenant Itami Youji of the Japanese Self-Defence Force, who was leading Third Recon Team on a reconnaissance mission at the time, returning to Coda village to warn them about the Flame Dragon, when they heard a loud bang, like a lightning strike.

Wanting to investigate, Itami and Third Recon Team were completely shocked to see people who looked like the Avengers from the MCU.

Were these people cosplayers? Itami decided to talk to these people, and he was extremely careful in handling the situation at hand, like an American EOD specialist handles an IED in Afghanistan, as the last thing that is getting killed by people who have the potential capability to destroy the entire JSDF military presence in Falmart (and besides, if you're dead, you can't attend anime conventions.)

Itami introduced himself, after some tense moments, (and no, they were not cosplayers,) it calmed to a point that the Avengers and Itami explain their respective situation, with the Avengers explained that they were transported to this world and Itami explained that Third Recon is warning the Coda villagers about the Flame Dragon, with Itami requesting assistance from the Avengers.

Seeing that they have nowhere else to go, the Avengers, agreed to assist Third Recon Team in this regard, seeing that Third Recon Team was ill-equipped to deal with the Falmartian monstrosity.

Returning to the village, Itami warned the villagers of the Flame Dragon, causing them to evacuate. When asked about the Avengers, Itami calls the Avengers "allies." The villager's children look in awe at the 'Men of Iron,' (Iron Man and War Machine) flying overhead, like guardian angels.

Eventually, Rory, the Apostle of Emrory, meets the convoy, and Rory was interested in these 'Avengers,' sensing the power emanating from them, and made sexual advances towards them, but it is noted, that none of Avengers is interested in engaging acts of what is considered paedophilia (much to the pouting annoyance of Rory, who said that they're no fun.)

Sometime later, Iron Man and War Machine detected the Flame Dragon, and move to intercept the Flame Dragon before it can attack the convoy. Before going to fight the Flame Dragon with the others, Steve told Third Recon the plan: the Avengers will focus on defeating the Flame Dragon (drawing the Flame Dragon away from the villagers and Third Recon Team,) while Third Recon Team focuses on defending the villagers.

While some members of Third Recon Team protested this plan, Itami knew that, as a reconnaissance team armed with light infantry weapons, they were incapable of defeating the Flame Dragon. Their best weapons were barely capable of defeating the smaller wyverns.

Tony:"Guys, we're bringing the party to you." (being closely followed by War Machine and the Flame Dragon)

Clint: "Is it just me or this is déjà vu?"

Natasha: "It's not just you Clint…"

The Avengers battled and eventually killed the Flame Dragon, with Clint blinding the Flame Dragon with his arrows and Tony and Rhodes uses their Unibeam to target the weakest parts, effectively cooking the Flame Dragon to death. And thanks to them, there was not a single casualty among the villagers or Third Recon Team, with the two groups observing from the sidelines.

To the villagers, the Avengers were worthy of praise; for they have defeated the terror that was the Flame Dragon. To the Japanese, the Avengers were capable of defeating something that they were incapable of defeating. To Rory, the Avengers have the capability to rival the gods of Falmart.

Tony analyse the Flame Dragon, noting its scales being similar to super heavy-grade composite armour (even Third Recon's Panzerfaust 3, would have great difficulty defeating that type of armour,) with Itami ordering Third Recon to take several samples back to Alnus Hill. The Coda villagers thank the Avengers and Third Recon Team for protecting the from the Flame Dragon, leaving for safer areas, with Tuka (the Elven survivor,) Rory, Leiei and her master, following the Avengers and Third Recon to Alnus Hill.

When they arrive at Alnus Hill, they were greeted by JASDF F-4EJs, only for Itami to warn the JASDF at Alnus Hill, not to engage the Avengers, stating that it will not end well for them.

Upon arriving at the base, Itami went straight to the Japanese commanding officer of the Japanese Expedition to Falmart, Lieutenant-General Hazama, explaining what had happened over the last few days for Third Recon.

Their first contact with the Falmartians, the destruction inflicted on an Elven village caused by the Flame Dragon, being the first contact with the Avengers and the battle between the Avengers and the Flame Dragon.

Having been given all this information, Hazama didn't like the idea of utterly depending on the Avengers for their military operations in the Special Region, and the appearance of the Avengers… well, complicates things… not just on Falmart, but on Earth as well.

Although the Avengers have technologies that are considered decades away and have abilities/capabilities that are considered impossible, even for professional Olympic-level athletes and high-tier Special Forces operators, Hazama realized how much a political shitstorm the Avengers had accidentally stirred up, as the Avengers are American citizens, with Rhodes being a USAF Colonel.

Which will eventually lead to wider American military involvement in Falmart, and the majority of Hazama's political and military superiors wanted the Japanese military expedition to Falmart, to be a Japanese military operation, and only a Japanese military operation.

But for now, the Avengers will be treated as if they were members of the United States Armed Forces, meaning that there will be no attempts by the Japanese military, to confiscate any of the Avengers' equipment. (The Iron Man Mark VII suit cost ~$5-10 billion USD and the War Machine Mark VII suit cost ~$10-15 billion USD, more than half of the JSDF's 2018 budget. Take that as you will.)

And for Itami's efforts:

Hazama: "Congratulations Lieutenant Youji, you've just been assigned as JSDF's liaison officer to the Avengers and as JSDF's liaison officer to the Falmartians."

Itami: 'Why me…'

Hazama: "I expect an official written report about the Avengers and the Flame Dragon by the end of the day."

Itami: 'Great… more paperwork…'


AN: Now I finally got my head out of my ass, all of you must wondering where the Hell I was over the plus three months since the last update (early February.) Paraphrasing from Kakashi Hatake, I was simply got lost on the road of life for a few months. That, and university, and the lockdown didn't help matters (reading Naruto fanfics and writing on didn't help either.) I write and rewrite the story several times. I'm completely sorry for making all of you wait for so long. But don't worry, Part 2 and the final chapter, the Unbiased History of Sadera and the Saderan Empire are still in the process of writing. It won't take as long as this chapter. Promise.

Now for some review responses.

Fugshipyae: Yes, I can completely agree with your statement. It may be stupid, but it has its moments of charm.

Various People: Nein, Nein, NEIN! I have clearly stated in Chapter 31, that apart from Transformers (completed,) the Avengers and the Unbiased History of Sadera and the Saderan Empire, I'm not going to write additional chapters here. But… the popular response may force me to consider writing a sequel (GATE: The Electric Boogaloo is an appropriate name.)