A/N: Proceed only with facepalm protection on, fellas!
Fairy Tale
A woman approached a wooden wall of a hut. There were other people in the hut, but they remained behind her, seated around a small fire, looking at her with curiosity and a hint of amusement. Especially the little kitsune appeared to be highly entertained by what was happening.
"Miroku, Miroku on the wall," said the woman, reaching up to play with her ponytail. "Who's the most faithful of them all?"
"I, dearest Sango, I am, I swear!" Miroku, tied to the wooden beam supporting the wall, proclaimed loudly. "It was just a misunderstanding!"