Author's Note:Well, tis the first day of college and I've made a heck of a discovery. My sister has classes on the very same day I do. Not only that, but also right up to the time I go to class at 4:00 pm. That means I am stuck here from 1pm to 4pm.

In other words, the story shall continue. But the updates and storyline will be VERY erratic. Sorry. Ideas are welcome because I haven't a clue of what to have happen. Yes, there is no foreseeable plot.

Nuff' of this, let get it on!

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Green stood on the announcement platform in the auditorium inside The Massive. Behind him were his two captives, Red and Purple. They were sustained in a force field that prevented them from moving anything except their heads and hands.

He was eating a few curly fries he got from Red and Purple's stash aboard the ship. "Mmm, ya know, these are REALLY good. I personally cannot wait to start being leader! Tell me, is it hard?"

Red jumped at the bait. "YES! Very hard! Unbelievably hard! Set us free and we'll help you!"

So did Purple. "Yes we'll… uh, be you're… uh, advisors!"

"Ha ha. Very funny. Do you think I'd fall for that trick? Heh, you two are gullible. By the way, who's the one who loves curly fries?"

"We both do." Purple said.

"Ah, well, they're delicious." With that, he ate them in front of them both, causing them to twitch in irritation.

Green smiled when the captain hailed him. "My Tallest, we have arrived at the planet Earth."

"Good, good. Is everything ready?"

"Yes sir, but are you sure you wish to do this?"

Green rounded angrily on him. "Your job is to follow my orders! NOT question them! Now, begin the broadcast."

A spotlight flicked on, a camera zoomed in on his face, and it was time to announce the new leader. Green raised his hand to the crowd below and viewing across the radio waves. "Greetings, my fellow Irkens! Allow me to introduce myself. I am your new Almighty Tallest, Green!"

Nothing. Not even a cough could be heard. Green's head tilted to one side. "What is this? An audience or a mausoleum? Are you all REALLY surprised at this?"

Still nothing. "Oh come on! More than half of you thought that these two nimrods weren't capable of doing their job!"

Slight ripples of confirmation on this fact. "Look, people, the control brain put me in charge. You thought that these two were cutting it, and, also I'm a full inch TALLER than them."

That fact seemed to provoke a reaction. A few cheers here and there. Green crossed his arms and frowned. "Okay, look. I'm the new Tallest, okay? Not these two, okay? Get that little fact straight and we'll be fine. Juts, just do what you did for them and cheer, alright? Now then, let's try this again."

Green spun around to the laughing captives behind them. "Shut up! You're just as bad! Boy, I can't wait to send you to Zim!" They shut up at that.

He cleared his throat. "Ahem. Greetings my fellow Irkens! I am your new leader, Almighty Tallest Green!" The crowd erupted into cheers and applause, Green smiled. "There we go! Now was that so hard to do?"

A lone invader in the crowd called out. "YES!"

Green wasn't amused. "Vaporize him!" He was. "Now, as per order of the control brain, I have been forced to punish Red and Purple for their incompetence."

Green turned to the captives. "They shall be force to serve an invader on his mission. Every beck and call of him shall be answered. We are circling a planet, which we shall conquer soon, called Earth."

Red and Purple braced them selves. Here it comes, they thought. Green continued, "This planet is where Invader Zim has been sent to. It is with the approval of the control brain that I shall send Red and Purple to be slaves to Zim!" The crowd, doing as they were told, went wild. It should be noted, however, that almost 93 percent of the population thought the punishment was a good one. Red and Purple were horrified at the reaction.

"WAAAIT! People, don't listen to this imposter! We're your leaders! WE are! Don't let him do this to us!" Red screamed as he pounded on the field.

"Yeah, let us out!"

"Alright, we'll put it to a vote. If you want them to stay, cheer. You've no need to worry, if want them, I won't harm you." Nobody, with good reason, believed him and thus no one cheered. "Okay, make them slaves?" Mass cheering. "There you have it, we voted, happy now?"

"No! There too stupid to know better!" That was a bad move on their part. The crowd became anxious to ship them out of there.

Green pressed a button on a near by control panel. A large evil looking machine slammed down on top of the force field sealing them in a box. It then loaded the box into the cannon and aimed it at Zim's base.

Green pressed another button. Down on earth, Zim's comm. link began to beep and, after a minute or two, he answered. "Greetings My Tallest! Forgive my delay, GIR made waffles." He paused, and realized that Red and Purple weren't there. "Who are youuuu? And why aren't the Tallest present? ANSWER MEEEEE!"

Green smiled politely. "Ah, hello Zim. This is the first time we have met, so I'll disregard that. Allow me to introduce myself; I am your new leader, Almighty Tallest Green."

"Almighty Tallest Green…? But what about Almighty Tallest Red and Purple?"

"They have been replaced by the control brain. I thought I'd tell you in person. It is a great…" He had to pause to keep from laughing, "…honor to meet you. Red and Purple said you were…" Another pause, "…their best invader."

Zim smiled with glee. "Yes, yes I am."

"Well, since you are, I have a gift for you." He launched Red and Purple straight into the living room of Zim's 'house'. Zim went wild at the sight them. "M-my Tallest! What are you doing here?"

Red gave a grimace. "Hullo, Zim." Purple did the same but said nothing.

"You see, Zim," Green said, "When the Tallest were told they weren't the Tallest anymore, they requested that they be servants to their best invader. They wanted to assist in Operation Impending Doom II!"

Zim's eyes went wide. "Servants? To Me?"

Green nodded. Zim cheered more, even GIR Joined in on the cheering.

Red looked at Purple, Purple looked at Red. "We're screwed, you know that don't you, Purple?" Purple could only nod. It was too true, what Red said.

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Next chapter coming soon.