The Tallest Betrayal
By Thesuperdot
Chapter 3: Friends
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"…Most SIR units have been repaired and are serving me nicely. The Megadoomer MK II has also helped nicely." Invader Tenn was saying to Green. "The defective part in the SIR units was merely a short caused by an unnecessary wire."
Green finished his soda and nodded proudly. "Good, good, Tenn. When do you think the planet shall be ready for conquest?"
"My Tallest? Sir?"
"The planet is actually ready for conquest now, My Tallest. The resulting devastation to the planet from the SIR units has cause the Meekrobs to call for surrender. They just want the SIRs off."
"Sir?"
"Oh hold on, Tenn, I'm needed. Actually, maintain your hold on the planet, I'll send some of the armada to assist in conquering." Tenn gave a salute and signed off. Green turned to the technitian. "Now then, what is so important? Can you not see I'm busy?"
The technician bowed slightly. "I am sorry; sir, but you have a visitor."
He rolled his eyes. "Show him in…"
A female voice called from behind him. "Well, well, the deadbeat finally made a name for himself."
Greens antennae perked up. "That voice… I know that voice!" He spun around to look dead into the eyes of a female Irken with brilliant blue eye who was about 2 inched smaller than him. "Well, if it isn't my dear sister Jaz!"
This is rather unusual in the Irken Empire. All Irkens are artificially grown; therefore no one is really related. However, every so often a pair of Irken Smeets will share the same part the DNA. When this happens, they will be told and referred to as brother/brother, sister/sister, brother/sister, and so forth. The Irkens Jaz and Green are an excellent example of this. Green and Jaz embraced in a friendly hug before continuing their conversation.
"So, 'My Tallest', how are you?"
"Jaz, don't worry, you need not call me that. Call me Green like you always do."
"Okay, so you're the one I was told to make a Tallest Uniform for, huh?" Jaz was one of the top engineers in the Irken military and research sector. Green looked at his shiny suit.
"Yeah, I guess so. I must say, being chosen as Tallest was quite a shock."
"Yeah, well, enjoy the suit; it's my finest work yet. I, uh, saw what you did to the former Tallest." She trailed off when saying that.
Green looked upward. "Yeah, well, they had it coming. They were never the smartest in school."
"That's not what I was talking about, but you do have a point. I agree with that point, though." Jaz smiled. "Well, sir, it is nice to see you making a name for yourself. I must say I almost wrote you off as a failure and disgrace."
Green frowned at his 'big sister'; she was born 2 hours before him, but was still 2 inched shorter. "Hey now, watch it, I'm a Tallest now. Maybe you can help me? I would like a permanent live feed from earth to see the terror Red and Purple are experiencing right now. Can you do that for me?"
Jaz laughed. "Yeah sure, Green, no sweat. I'll have it up in no time. And with that, I make my leave."
Green sighed. He was very lucky to have a sister as cool as her. Oh, well, back to business. "Captain."
"Yes, My Tallest?"
"Send someone to the archives. Have them gather every piece of intel and info on Invader Zim. I mean everything from the moment he was activated to the mission on earth. Use temporary access code #3bc334d."
"Yes sir, My Tallest."
Seconds later, the live feed from earth came through. "Hey, bro, here you go, enjoy."
Green grabbed some popcorn, sat back and watched.
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Next chapter coming soon. Scratch that! Yes, that's right you lucky dogs! I had such a creative outburst that I wrote TWO chapters. And since I hate posting two at the same time, I'm adding it on to this one. That's right, two for the price of one! Now then, onto the next chapter:
Chapter 4: The First Day
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At the Irken Base on Earth, Zim was totally ecstatic. He was showing it by not taking breaths between sentences. In fact, he was hardly taking breath between words! "ThisisbeautifultheTallestareatmycommandtheywishtohelpmeshowthesepitifulhumansjustwhattheyaredealingwiththeyshallruethedayoftormentingmeohhowtheyshallrueitespeciallythatDibohtheDibboywillpaydearlyfirstweneedaplanthatshouldn'tbetoohardnowthattheTallestarehelpingmeweneednewdisguiseswhattodressyoutwoashmthisisatrickyproblembutmygeniusshallprevailasalways!"
Red and Purple, when they first arrived, had made the big mistake of disclosing to Zim that he was never really supposed to find a planet, much less still live. This was quite a blow to Zim, who immediately stopped worshiping them. However, with the nonstop flow of words from Zim, the two were able to get a grip on the situation. GIR had run off again to find more tacos.
"Red, what are we gonna do? Zim isn't exactly thrilled about what we did to him!"
Red put up a hand to silence him. "Well, we don't exactly have a choice right now. We've been demoted and not much can be done."
"But still! We've spent a lot of time avoiding this guy! We've ridiculed him! We've succeeding in galactic conquest! And I want my snacks back! That, that Green is probably eating my nacho chips!"
"Okay, so we ride it out? From what he's told us… uh, wait; I never listened to him during his reports…"
"Err, neither did I… Is, is that gonna come back to haunt us?"
"I don't know. It does look as if Zim has blended properly. He has proven resistant to our past attempts to get rid of him."
"AH HA!" Zim suddenly shouted. "I have the perfect plan!" Red and Purple shuddered. Now not only did they have to listen to him, but they also had to help him. "COME! TO THE LAB!" The floor dropped and Red, Purple Zim and GIR, who had come back full, no one heard GIR enter due to Zim's ranting and excitement, when deep into Zim's base.
"Now then, you two need disguises!" Zim walked over to a control panel deep in the bowels of the base. "Computer, display possible disguises for Red and Purple!"
Zim mused out loud to himself. "Hmmm, this may give me a chance to remove RoboDad and RoboMom from the base. Computer, display possible 'earth-worm baby parents'."
The computer displayed a few selections that Red and Purple could turn into. After scrolling through the selections, Zim finally found the perfect disguises for them. With glee he shout, and scared the crap out of the former Tallest, "Ingenious! You! Red! Step on the circle!"
Red looked at the small circle in front of him. "Do I have to?" Zim pushed him into it and before he could get out of the circle, a purple tube slammed down upon him. There was a short scream of pain, and then the tube snapped up in a cloud of smoke.
Red stood there almost exactly like he was when he entered. The only changes was he had a blond wig on, a blond beard on, two human eye lenses, and the top half of a blue business suit. It was rather ridiculous. "Brilliant!" Was Zim's response. Purple began to laugh. Red took a look at his self and then said, "I hate you so much."
It was then Purple's turn. He was laughing so hard he didn't notice him being pushed into the circle. By the time he stopped laughing, the tube had slammed down on him.
No sooner than the tube had lifted and the smoke cleared, Red collapsed in a fit of hysteria. Purple was dressed in a brown female wig, had two human eye lenses, and a blue dress with pink polka dots. He also had fake breast and lipstick on. It was even worse than Red's. Purple was horrified. "GAH! I-I-I, what, you…" Purple was totally incapable of expressing his distaste for his new disguise.
Zim placed his disguise on. "Now that you have your disguise, I shall show you around the filthy planet!"
Red was still giggling as they made their way to the surface. "Red, just, just shut up. I don't want to hear it."
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On board The Massive, in the control deck, Green and the technicians and captain were in hysterics as well. Green had freeze framed the picture of Purple's disguise and was showing it every where on the ship and, as a result, everyone had collapsed in laughter.
It was quite apparent that their torment was being enjoyed by everyone else.
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Author's Note: I think I'm enjoying this a bit too much. I've just finished this one at 4am. Thank God I don't have college on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays.
Next Chapter coming soon!