Better Daddy
"My daddy is better!" screamed a dog-eared silver-haired boy.
"No! My daddy is better!" disagreed a boy with black hair tied in a low ponytail. Both were glaring at each other, golden eyes clashing with brown ones. They were like day and night, but the determination and stubbornness in their faces was the same.
"Ha! Mommy likes my daddy more because he has cute ears like I do!" the boy wiggled his cute little ears.
"But mine has hair like mommy's so sure she likes mine more!" the other shouted and stomped his foot. There was no denying that the ears were a huge advantage.
"Keh!"
"Feh!"
A man came out of a hut in front of which the scowling boys were currently pouting at each other. He had long pale hair and dog ears sticking out of it on top of his head.
"Okay, brats, quit barking," he said as he bent down and scooped both boys in his arms. "And you better remember that I'm one person."
"Yes, daddy!"
A/N: I don't usually go with the headcanon that Inuyasha during his human time can get human kids and during the rest of the month hanyou ones, but it was a bit amusing, so I went with it here. It's not like I have an established headcanon about that anyway.