Domino city confidential 2

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Chapter 2 The road to Domino station

Officer Bakura McFlyerson

Bakura sat in the front seat of his police car staring at the women beater hitting his wife through the window of the house in front of him. Bakura was a mean son of a bitch with a thing for helping out women, and tonight was no exception. Ignoring Bakura's partner Joey Wheeler's advice of leaving it for later, Bakura stepped out of the car and headed up towards the house.

Seeing a Santa lamp alight in the front garden, he decided to smash it to draw out the husband from the house. Smash, and out stepped the wife beater.

"Who the hell are you?" shouted the husband.

"The spirit of the ring bitch boy" replied Bakura getting nose to nose with the wife beater.

"This is for arresting me on that kiddy raper beef pig", said the husband taking a swing at Bakura.

But Bakura was quick with the duck, and before the man knew what was happening, Bakura had tackled him and started slapping him repeatedly. Swish swosh swish swooshy! Getting a grip on himself, Bakura managed to stop, and handcuff the man to his gate.

"Merry Christmas you fat fuck." Said Bakura as he took twenty dollars from the mans wallet.

"Call the police", said Bakura to the wife, as she stepped out of the house, "tell them officer McFlyerson has your husband tied up at your house"

Bakura then got back into his car, and drove to the Christmas party at Domino station.

Sgt. Seto Kaiba

Seto Kaiba was dancing with old flame Ishizu Ishtar at the annual hunters club Christmas eve ball. Kaiba was giving her the low down on what he did on the hit TV show criminal minds. Mathew Gray Grubbler was a talented actor, but not 'police material', so the show hired Seto Kaiba to teach Grubbler how to walk and talk like FBI. Just as Kaiba started to really get into things, editor of hush-hush magazine blue-eyes white dragon showed up beside them.

"Hey, the big K Hollywood Seto, may I have this dance?" said dragon to Seto.

"Of course, Ishizu this is Blue-eyes white dragon from hush-hush magazine."

"Hello Ishuzu" said Dragon

"Hello yourself" said Ishizu walking off.

"What was all that about?" said Kaiba, turning to Blue-eyes.

"Well, we did a piece last year 'Ingenue dykes in Hollywood' and her name got mentioned. Anyway, down to business. I hear Marik I. has just purchased a large sum of marijuana from his dealer, what do you say we go down there for a little photo shoot for hush-hush?

I'll write you up a nice story and of course the usual fifty cash."

"Make that two fifties and you got a deal" Said Kaiba lighting up a cigarette.

"Come on K, it's Christmas."

"No it's not. Its felony possession of marijuana." Said Kaiba, lighting up a cigarette.

Kaiba started to smile, as he knew he had Blue-eyes beat.

"Ok then, lets get going."

When Kaiba and Blue eyes arrived at Marik's house, Kaiba noticed that there was a movie premiere just down the street.

"Hey Dragon how about this for a headline, 'the movie premiere pot bust'. You like?"

"Yeah sounds sweet. When you bring them out here stand with him with the premiere in the background. I'll take the money shot."

Wasting no time, Kaiba used his locksmith techniques he learned from the movie 'Serial Killer' to gain access to the house. He crept up to the bedroom and burst in, gun raised.

"Freeze, DCPD!"

Kaiba brought Marik out and allowed Blue-eyes to take the picture, and then handcuffed him and put him in the back of the car, then got in and drove to Domino station.

Sgt. Ryou McRyouson

"Sgt. Ryou McRyouson, son of legendary Anton McRyouson, must be a hard act to follow." Said DC Standard journalist Croquet Alfresco. "So why become a cop, with all those brains you could be an adviser to the white house?"

"Well I like to help people." Said Ryou, putting on a smile.

"I heard two officers, Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor," continued Croquet, "were assaulted this evening, right?"

"Yes they were, but fortunately they only sustained minor injuries, and luckily they're going to be ok."

"That's a good story for the issue." Whispered Croquet to his photographer Odeon.

"That's all Mr McRyouson, thank you for your time."

Ryou was making his way down the stairs back to watch commanders desk, when he spotted the chief of detectives, Captain Maximillion Pegasus. Ryou stopped to talk to him, hoping he'd bring up his score on the lieutenants exam.

"Ah Ryou, might I have a word." Said Pegasus.

"Of course captain."

"I saw the results on the exam lad, first out of 23 eh? So what will it be then, internal affairs, narcotics?"

"Actually I was thinking detective bureau." Said Ryou with a confident look at Pegasus.

However Pegasus did not smile or look pleased. Instead he said, "Ryou, you're a political animal, you don't belong in the bureau and you well know it."

"You're wrong sir." Said Ryou aggressively.

"Listen up lad, would you being willing to plant evidence on a suspect you knew to be guilty?

"Of course not captain."

"Would be able to beat a confession out of someone you knew to be guilty?

"No"

"Would you shoot a criminal in the back to offset the chance that some lawyer –"

" – No captain, I wouldn't."

"Then for the love of God, do not be a detective. Stick to reports where you don't have to do those kinds of things, not that you could anyway."

"Captain I know what your trying to do, and know this. I don't have to do things the way you or my father might have done. I'll see you later Max."

Then Ryou made his way down to the first floor of Domino station.