Harry Want's to go Where?

Disclaimer: This is gonna be the last disclaimer for the rest of the story because I am just too lazy so any thing you recognize as anyone else's is anyone else's. I do own the muffins I'm trying to make though ... they have been in there for like an hour and a half and still aren't done … really weird since the recipe said it should take 18-20 minutes … but I'm pretty sure you don't care about me and my muffins and want to read the story so here it is …

Chapter 3 ---Muffins--

They all looked up to see a sign that said …..

Club 108

They got out of the cab and walked toward the bouncers (guard people) they could hear the song from inside the doors which Hermione recognized as '1, 2 step' by Ciera. Harry went up to the bouncers and told him their names, which were on the guest list.

Inside the club they saw Draco Malfoy. He said that as a part of his non-death eater support group he had to go do a muggle activity, why he was in Toronto he had no idea.

A song by Ludacris came on and they looked around them to see everyone partnered up doing some strange Canadian move called bubbling. Ron decided to try this to so he grabbed Hermione by the waist and started wiggling. Hermione excited by this felt something poking in her right thigh.

" Ronald, do you have any idea what is poking me?" asked Hermione.

" Ohhh…. Umm sorry Hermione my wand is in my pocket." He replied.

Hermione turned around to grind while Ron accidentally grabbed something, which caused Hermione to scream bloody murder and run to the bathroom. No one heard this of course being a club and all.

" So, umm Ginny ... Umm I ….do u … umm… you know ..." stuttered Harry trying to ask Ginny to dance.

Draco walked right past Harry and up to Ginny and asked her to dance which she of course said yes to because he is so bloody hot.

Someone walked up to him who had rather large knockers and grabbed him by his belt and pulled him to the dance floor.

" Hi, I'm Stephanie" she said.

"Hi, I'm Harry."

"uh that's great ... so what's your name?"

"Harry"

"yeah I know … do you understand English?"

"My name is Harry Potter."

" Well you don't have to be so rude about it."

"Well, I didn't mean … WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"Umm its kinda hot in here ... don't worry my bra isn't see though unless its wet!!"

The bartender yelled over the crowd that someone ordered water and asked the crowd what they do to people who order water. They said something about a hose and the bartender started to spray the crowd with water.

"Well, there it goes ... all see through like there is nothing there oh well what can you do?" said Stephanie.

" Put your shirt back on perhaps?" Harry answered.

" By any chance do you like guys?" She asked.

"Well I like my friend Ron, Draco is not very nice though… "

" Yea I'm gonna go now to a guy that actually appreciates my enormously large tits ... later!" And she left.

Ginny walked up to Harry and started to lecture Harry on how brains are more important then tits and that she has tits too and all that.

Harry finally asked Ginny to dance but the DJ announced that the dance was over for it was 3 in the morning.

They walked down the street near the club looking for a pay phone to call a cab when they came across a Tim Horton's. A sign near the door said Tim Horton's beats country styles ass whatever that was.

Inside Ginny ordered something called an ice cap and everyone else was too cheap to by their own if it didn't taste good tried Ginny's …. They loved it and proceeded in ordering ice-cap after ice-cap until the they were high on caffeine.

All of a sudden they saw someone who they thought to be Draco running passed stalkers from the windows in the sitting lounge.

Author's note

Well ... that was an interesting chapter. My friend Sam wrote it with me … Nessa was rejected. My muffins are finally done Whoohooo!!!! It took only 1 hour and 45 minutes to cook them!! Yay. Please R&R (for those of you who don't know what that is … push the button on the lower left hand of your screen and submit a review ... which, again will make me put up more chapters.

Evil-pillow: I spelt I right I swear … maybe … well at least I thought I did till I checked oh well … I'm sorry :) I love you !!!

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