Harry wants to go WHERE?

Their lips were only a few inches apart … Two inches … one inch and finally ……

Ginny's hand slipped from beside Harry's head, which caused them to hit their noggins quite hard.

"OW" said Ginny and Harry simultaneously.

"Oh…uh sorry Harry……."

"Um it's okay Ginny…..we should go find Ron…." Said a blushing Harry.

Harry and Ginny got up off the floor and started walking towards Victoria's Secret where they herd Hermione yelling quite loudly at Ron.

"RON!!!!! GET THOSE OFF YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"But Hermione……they're so pretty…"

"THEY DON'T BELONG ON YOUR HEAD YOU GIT!!!"

"NO!!!" Said Ron running out of the store with lacey panties on his head.

Ron ran right past Harry and Ginny.

"RON WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THOSES ON YOUR HEAD?!?!?!" yelled Harry as Ron ran by them as fast as a Firebolt.

In Ron's hurry he ran straight into a security guard for them mall.

"Where do you think YOUR going young man?" said the large security guard threateningly.

"What…….?"

The security guard took Ron to the police station where the officer questioned him.

"So, son would u like to explain yourself?" he asked.

" Um … well I went to this mall you see and I saw a store…" Answered Ron.

"Which store?"

"Well it was called Victoria's secret sir …"

"WHY DID YOU GO IN THERE??? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU???" yelled the guard.

"I just wanted to know her secret." Said Ron quietly.

"HER SECRET …. HER SECRET … ARE YOU CRAZY ???" Yelled the guard " Well then for finding out her secret… you can do some time."

"What do you mean time?"

"YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL IDIOT!!!" Replied the guard

"Huh ... WAIT !!! That's not fair … I didn't even find out her secret !!" Ron yelled.

" Well that's what you get for running around the mall saying you did now don't lie to me young man!!"

" …Can I atleast have the panties ... they're just so pretty … I love them they're just so sparkly and pink!!!"

"No!!! Now get in that jail cell ... here's a quarter to call you friends with…

" Excuse me but what's a quarter?"

"Shut-up and get in there!!"

"Fine .. go ahead lock me up like an animal .. go on … do it .. doit … dot ….hey wait you did do it let me out of here!!!"

Author's note

Hey guys sorry it's so short and all. I just got to go do my homework… the next chap will be up tomorrow or the next day and it will be longer. No time to write note sry .. I will include u in next chapter … bye!!!!