Harry Wants to go Where???

Chapter 7, What the Hell???

There is a warning about the content of this chapter, if you are of a younger age please do not read this if you would like your mind to stay pure…but we think it's fing awesome.

They were standing in the middle of the room gazing at each other

'This is it' Ron thought 'I finally get a kiss from Hermione.'

Ron leaned in for the kiss. They were so close now that they could feel each others breath. When their lips met Ron felt something he had never felt before. It wasn't love, that's for sure. But it was a tingling sensation. He felt constricted and was now wishing he had worn looser pants.

'Ron is that your wand in your pocket again?' inquired Hermione.

'Um, no Hermione, that's not my wand.'

'Well then what is it?' she asked.

'Would you like to see?'

'Sure but where?'

'Lets go back to the hotel.' Said Ron forgetting about meeting Harry and Ginny at the restaurant.

Ron and Hermione left the Sky Pod to go back to the hotel. For once Ron wasn't being an idiot about muggle things like taxis. They stumbled into the hotel room of Hermione. Groping each other desperately. Ron reached for her and led her to the bed. He put in one of those quarter things into the muggle device and pushed the red button. The big red bed began to vibrate. (yes Hermione's room has that kind of bed )

" umm .. Ron what did you do?" asked Hermione.

"I put money in that thing over there and pushed the red button."

"OH ………….. cool!!! Put more in!!"

"Okay!"

Their night of romance was forgotten for a while but the vibrating soon got boring and they resumed their former activities and soon the bed was vibrating for a different reason.

In the Restaurant

"Harry, where do you think Hermione and Ron got to?" Asked Ginny.

" I don't know, I looked in the sky pod and every where else and I can't find them." Answered Harry.

"Let's look in the sky pod again just in case."

"Okay.

They went up to the sky pod and found Hermione's purse.

"Do you think she fell off Harry?"

"Yes, yes I do." Answered a random stranger.

"Who are you??" They asked.

"Samantha ….Sam …… you know ……..Sammie……..from last night …."

"What I don't remember you…" Replied Harry.

"Well ….. anyways …. Your friend fell off the tower .. right over there …. I pushed her… It was bloody hilarious!!!! I think she's dead, you want to see ???…… or better yet … I'll push you off too!!."

"Umm … Harry .. I think we better get going now.."

"Yea … I think that idea will be spiffing … yea …… well Goodaye .. or rather night"

"Bye!!" Answered Sam "Come back and visit me soon!!"

"Right …."

Harry and Ginny proceeded back to the 360 restaurant for a suspiciously romantic dinner.

"So …. Are you done?" Asked Harry.

"Yea .. what do you want to do now??"

"Weeeeeeeelll……."

Harry and Ginny stumbled through the halls of the hotel and went through the door to Ginny's room.

They went to the bed and found a rather …. Interesting sight.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" They all screamed. ( A.N./ If you're dumb .. they are in the same room as Ron and Hermione)

"Ron!! What are you doing here???" asked Ginny.

"Ginny!! What are you doing here ???" asked Hermione.

"Hermione!! What are you doing here???" asked Harry.

"Squigg!!! What are you doing here??? Asked a midget under the bed.

"Oh … sorry."

Squigg and the midget left from under the bed.

"Well anyways back to what I was about to say …."Harry!! What are you doing here???" asked Ron. " Are you like … with my sister …. And you're going to …. On the bed …. Naked …. Together???.

"Yes Ron .. now move we need the bed, please move."

" Hey Harry …. Look at this!!" said Hermione overly excited. She put a quarter in the machine.

"Wow!!! Awesome … do it again!!"

As you expect this went on into the wee hours of the morning and unnoticed by the others Squigg and her midget crept back under the bed.

Author's Note

This chapter was brought to you by Bambi, VanessA, and Squigg. Who appeared on our doorstep this morning asking for peanut butter, no she hasn't left yet.

SA random Swedish guy- played by Squigg (yes we know she's your favorite)

PHJeff with a ph – played by VanessA (yes that's how it's spelt)

GA gangster –played by Bambi (he he he wurd)

S We'll that was fun. Here in Sweden we have a lot more fun in our fanfics.. like honestly draco wasn't even here drool .. .. draco in Canada.. … … draco.. in Canada… …. … …

.. .. turns to Jeff with a PH is that a mirror in your pocket ? cause I can see myself in your pants .

PH I live in a split level (cause of an earthquake) with a salary of 100 000 for payday .. my car is green.. hehehe..

G hey my homie G's whats going down in this hizhouse .. ooo a mirror yo how much you want for that shit.. that's the shit ! .. yo my crew waiting for me .. peace out yo.

S draco… hehehe.. pants… .. draco in … hehehehee… pants….. my pants seems to be getting smaller .. maybe draco;s in there.. I have rapies.. you have no excuse for wearing those pants

PH What about me ! I love you too ! I know we got divorced because of our twelve children but.. but…im not wearing pants… I swear ! The rapies!!!

G comes back yo that's hott ..

You guys better review if you want another chapter.. because im not feeling very motivated at the moment. And the midget in Squigg's pants isn't helping .