Harry Wants To Go Where?

Chapter 9- Poutine

DISCLAIMER: The only thing we own in this story is the poutine…and when we say that we mean the ones we bought yesterday and are now probably near the end of our lower small intestine. But back to the point, we don't own any of these characters biznach. None of them, muahahahahahaha! We own nothing! NOTHING!

"What do you mean … nothing, Harry?" asked Hermione.

"That's just it nothing, nothing at all hehehe" answered Harry.

"Hey! Guys did u hear that huh huh Harry giggled again HA! Told you" Ron exclaimed from the background.

"No one cares Ron" yelled Ginny

Harry and Hermione ignored them and carried on their conversation.

"Tell me Harry!" screamed Hermione.

" No, really I'd rather not" he answered

"Tell me!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Nooooooo"

"Harry tell me or I swear I'll hex you into next week!"

"Fine" he mumbled.

"Tell us what?" asked Ginny.

"Just that umm ... well... You see... wellddidntreallytellyouthetruthaboutlastnight …."

"Umm Harry can you say that a bit slower?"

"Yeah right well I said that I didn't really tell you the truth about last night" he cringed.

"You what!" Hermione asked enraged.

"Ok well see umm Ginny and I were going to ... wait hehehe … ("Giggles!" exclaimed Ron) forget that … so .. so I walked into the bedroom … alone…yea walked hehehe ("I told you so!" Ron again")… I wasn't with someone …only Ginny…WAIT WAIT no! No Ginny! umm .. Um um George! Yeah George I walked in with George… SHIT SHIT no wait I'm NOT gay! Aw crap! I was alone….all alone…poor lonely Harry …. hehehe …. he .. (For the love of God GIGGLES! People!") once again said by Ron) Well I saw you and Ron and … oh t-the i-i-mages! And y-yyou wer-re t-t-ogether and you were in the bed an-n-nd you w-were together a-and the clothes and and and OH GOD SAVE ME NOW! hehehe"

Ron and Hermione looked at Harry.

"Gi….gles….you…we…were…what?"

"…" Hermione was speechless.

A grin started to appear on Ron's face…

"Yeah! Who scored last night? ME! I did it with a hot chick! Yeah!"

"Harry! How could you tell Ron this! Now he really won't shut up about this! He's gonna hold this over my head for the rest of my life!" yelled Hermione.

"WHAT! ME! You're the one who said that you were gonna HEX me if I didn't tell you!"

Meanwhile Ginny was just standing there watching when…

"What were Harry and I doing?" asked Ginny innocently…hehe innocent

"Um … well … are you sure you wanna know? Hehehe?"

"Well yeah…"

"Well we were … aw man Ron's gonna kill me ("What? Why am I gonna kill you?" asked Ron) … well … see … we were gonna do the same as … well … we were…"

"Just say it!" screamed Ginny.

"WE WERE GONNA SHAG! OK? SHAG! WELL WE WOULD HAVE IF IT WASN'T FOR YOUR STUPID BROTHER AND THE STUPID VIBRATING BED! God that sounds gay too doesn't it?"

"… You know what? Let's never speak of this again." said Hermione in an eerily calm voice.

"Agreed" said the rest in unison…except Ron…oh no he wasn't gonna let this situation just disappear.

"Ok well, we need to get back to the hotel. Any suggestions?" said Hermione.

Just as Hermione said that a bus stopped right in front of them.

"Well let's take the bus then." said Harry.

"Hey there's a bus right here!" exclaimed Ron wonderously.

"No shit Ron." said Ginny.

"Are you guys pshychic!" said Ron wide eyed and open mouthed.

Everyone just ignored Ron and went on the bus and went to go sit down.

"Hey! Where do you think you're going? You didn't pay" said the bus driver.

"What do you mean?" asked Ginny.

"The bus fare" said the bus driver as politely as he could.

"What? The bus fair? Is that a fair for busses? Sounds cool can we go?" said Ron.

"Um, don't mind him, he's delirious, he has ADD, ADHD, or whatever you muggles have." said Hermione. "Will this be enough?" she said holding out a galleon. She didn't have any more muggle money with her.

"That's not money—I mean, yes that's enough." said the bus driver.

The group somehow got back to the hotel with no more troubles. They still have a lot of time left to do things during the day but they didn't want to have to go far.

"I'm hungry." said Ron.

"We're all hungry" said Ginny.

"So lets go eat, there's a little fast food place down the street." suggested Harry.

So the the group made the short walk down the street to a New York Fries.

"New York Fries?" said Ron "I thought New York was in America."

"RON, it's just a name!" said Hermione.

"Hey, next time we go on a trip we should go to America!" said Harry. (sequel? hehehe keep on R&R-ing and there may be…)

So Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Ron entered the restaurant. As they looked at the menu on the wall, having a normal experience for once on the trip, Ron had to say….

"Poo-teen? What's a poo-teen?" asked Ron loudly in the crowded room.

"It's fries with gravy and cheese curds" said the man at the cashier.

"Sounds good lets get that." said Ginny.

"Ew, sounds gross, I don't want it" said Ron stubbornly.

"So yes, that'll be 4 poutines please." said Hermione.

"But I don't wanna!" said Ron very childishly.

"Ron shut up and eat" said Harry as the food was placed in front of them on a tray.

When the group was about to go sit down, Harry noticed someone putting ketchup on their fries.

"Hey, we should put some ketchup on!"

"Okay." said Hermione.

"Meeeeehhhhhhh" said Ron like a child yet again.

After Harry, Hermione, and Ginny finished their poutines they noticed Ron hadn't touched his. They were all getting sick of Ron's childishness and somehow they all got the same idea. Harry held Ron's mouth open and Ginny and Hermione shoved the poutine in his mouth.

"Blech!" said Ron spitting the fries out onto the tray. But then he realized….

"Hey these aren't so bad!" said Ron shoveling the combination of cheese, gravy, fries, and ketchup in his mouth. He finished in record time.

"Okay, let's go back to the hotel." said Hermione.

END CHAPTER 9

AN:

Yay this chapter is super long! Aren't we all proud of bambi and VanessA? damn right you are! I don't know why this one is so long, there was just so much to right. And I guess it kinda makes up for the leave of absence we took. Wow with the authors note we made it to 5 pages! yay were so proud of ourselves! hehehe (giggles!) REVIEW KIDS please I'll cherish u like a fat kid does his last smartie! and for anyone who is wondering .. a poutine is very very good especially with ketchup! So go down to the New York fries nearest to you and buy them … go ! Now ! (after you review)

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