The Gay (Happy) Adventures of Neomage

"You liar!" shouted Neomage to Riverwolve "you said you'd fuck me softly!"

"Yeah, well, your ass was asking for it," WiverRolve replied.

Looking around his dorm, Neomage noted the many young men, who were wasting their lives away writing anime. All kinds, but mostly about sex. They were having sex with each other too. Some would even dress up for the parts.

Yami walked in "Shit Meonage. I leave for 15 fucking minutes and you pull all this. What the fuck? Is that crack? Do you know how fucked I'd be if the police came in here?"

"Yo man," said Ultimate Legendary Master of the Cock (known to his friends exclusively as Larid), "let me finish off this ho before you kick us out"

As it turned out, "this hoe" was actually a young man named Chaosninja2k5, who was rapidly coming to prostate orgasm.

"You are all fucking pathetic, worthless, excuses for human beings. Do you have lives beyond writing fanfics about me and Seto? And seriously, I'd never fuck Seto, so don't write stories about that anymore. You're all not cool," Yami exploded.

"Dude, what the heck is your problem?Neomage didn't do any thing to you quit hating on him!" shouted Tymy (A/N: direct quote, bitches)

"I'm not hating on him," said Yami, "he's just an ass. As such, I shall now fuck him"

As Yami began to sex Neomage, the other writers looked on in awe.

"Um... O.o I don't know wut to say...well goodbye..." said x-Whizzified-Magic-x, beginning to walk away (A/N: direct quote number two).

"Dude, what? It was just starting to get good for us," said Silver Sailor Ganymede, in all of his homosexual splendor.

All of a sudden, Yami busted a massive load up in Neomage's ass, causing him to explode from the intense pressure of the semen. 4 writers died that day, including Chaosninja2k5 and Ultimate Legendary Master. Others were heavily wounded. All quit writing, because they realized it was gayer than the sex they had just had.

And with the explosion of Yami, Mokuba soon became the star of Yu-Gi-Oh, changing the title and the plot line of the series to "Happy Days." It's completely written and produced by Riverwolve and Der-Meister and is one of the best damn shows on TV. Eat me bitches.