A/N; Lord Yau, it's for you.
Impure
Kagome woke up,. feeling groggy, her head aching. She gasped, remembering that the last thing she'd seen and heard had been the vile smile and cackling of their greatest foe - Naraku. As soon as she thought about him, she realized she was held upright with tentacles.
"Kukuku," laughed Naraku, standing beside her..
Kagome blinked and saw that she stood in a small field, her friends standing on the other side of the field, ready to fight.
"Kagome!" the dog hanyou bellowed.
"Inuyasha!" she called back.
"I have your pure miko," Naraku exclaimed. "And now I will taint her, make her impure in front of you!"
"No! You monster!" they called.
Kagome tried to struggle, but the tentacles held her firmly.
Naraku reached for a bucket beside him and in one fluid move he lifted it above her head, tilting it to empty it on her.
"Ugh!"
Two-days-old cherry juice, mud and used tea leaves poured over her, streaming down her uniform like a fragnant waterfall.
"Ewww!" she shook her head to shake at least some of it off.
"Kukuku, you're so unclean now! You can't be the pure miko anymore!" Naraku laughed and flew away, carried by dozens of his wasps. Kagome, no longer held by his tentacles, fell to her knees and tried to wipe her face clean.
"Eh... Should we ttell him he got it wrong?" Miroku asked after a second of simply staring.
"Nah, let the asshole find out for himself." Inuyasha shrugged and ran towards Kagome to help her. Sango just put her hands to her temples, massaging them slowly.
"Gross, so gross," Kagome mumbled.
"And that's why he can't gett rid of us despite having most of the jewel," Shippou sighed.