Chapter 7 UP THE CREEK!
Naruko snored lightly as she was sleeping Next to Lindsay.
Meanwhile outside the cabins Sakura was giggling before turning into Chris before pushing a button.
AWWOOOOOOOGGGGAAAA!
"AHHH!" Everyone yelled looking under their pillows seeing Tape Players making them growl.
"CHRIS!" Courtney yelled in rage making him chuckle.
"I love this job." Chris said.
Later
After a rather rude wake up call they were at the beach.
"Today's challenge is a true Summer-Camp experience, A canoe trip. You'll be paddling your canoes across the lake to BONY ISLAND!" Chris said in a creepy voice.
"Mmm." Gwen groaned out in annoyance.
"When you get there, you must portage your canoes to the other side of the island, which is about a two-hour hike through treacherous, dense jungle." Chris said.
"We've got to pour what?" Geoff asked.
"Portage." Chris said annoyed but a fly just went in one of Geoff's ear and out the other...Literally. "Dude...Walk with your canoe." Chris said.
"Oh." Geoff said.
"I guess blondes are dumber after all." Chris said.
"HEY!" Geoff, Lindsay, Owen and Bridgette said.
"What does that mean?" Naruko asked annoyed.
"Kidding." Chris said laughing. When you arrive at the other end of the island, you'll build a rescue fire that will be judged by me." Chris said making Naruko smirk. "The first team to paddle home is declared the winner." Chris said.
"Doesn't that make the other two parts of the challenge pointless then?" Heather asked since if they were just gonna win by swimming back to camp why have the other challenges.
"Heather...Shut up." Chris said making her growl while Naruko giggled. "MOVE, CAMPERS! MOVE!" Chris yelled getting them to rush to their canoes. "Oh wait a minute!" Chris said making them stop. "I almost forgot. Legend has it that if you take anything from the island...You'll be cursed FOREVER!" Chris said dramatically before lightning nearly struck him. "WHOA!" Chris yelled making them laugh. "Oh one last thing. Theres also a legend of some red haired lady that lives in the mist of the island. If you are caught in her eyes...Welp...I hope you've said goodbye to your loved ones." Chris said laughing making Naruko roll her eyes.
"Who's she talking about?" Heather asked.
"My birth mother Kushina. You'll see what she means later." Naruko said (I was gonna use Mei but I've already used her enough as it is. So Kushina is up)
The teams were heading to the beach when the sounds of a toilet flushing was heard and Harold rushed in with Toilet paper on his foot.
"What I miss?" Harold asked.
"Canoes dumbass. MOVE!" Chris yelled making him rush to his team missing his smirk. "My guess? He's dead."
Naruko was getting in her boat with Lindsay before she and everyone else got into the water.
"On your marks...Get set...GO!" Chris said firing a pistol before they went off and a dead bird landed in front of Chris who looked concerned.
"Uh oh." Chris said before turning into Sakura.
"Sarada is gonna throw a fit over this." Sakura said. (Oh come on how was I gonna leave her out of this?)
Naruko whistled as she and Lindsay paddled to the other island before Lindsay got a grin and laid back on her legs.
"You don't mind if I work on my tan do you?" Lindsay asked winking at her making Naruko giggle.
"That depends...Can you lose some clothes?" Naruko asked before a paddle hit her head. "OW!" Naruko said before glaring at Heather.
"Time and place. Be a pervert after the challenge." Heather said making her roll her eyes.
"She is a serious buzz kill." Naruko said before the mist was seen.
"Where did all this mist come from?" Lindsay asked.
"Uh oh." Naruko said knowing something was up.
Harold was shaking as he and Duncan paddled.
"I don't like this." Harold said making Duncan grin.
"Oh relax...I'm sure its nothing...Probably not covering up some insane killer with a HOOK!" Duncan said with hook on his right hand making Harold scream like a girl.
"HAHAHAHA!" Naruko and the others laughed. "You are so pathetic. How do you hope to please a woman if your such a coward?" Naruko asked making him glare before they heard what sounded liked divine signing coming from the mist.
"What is that?" Heather asked concerned.
'Oh mother.' Naruko thought rolling her eyes knowing one of the campers was gonna be her victim.
Katie was looking into the water before she saw a pair of glowing eyes making her yelp.
"What?" Eva asked.
"Theres something in the water." Katie said making her look down but saw nothing.
"I don't see anything." Eva said as she continued paddling making Katie shiver not seeing a red headed woman peak out of the water grinning at them from behind. (HEHEHEHE!)
"Oh such delicious pray." Before going back into the water.
"I don't like this." Courtney said before they reached the beach making them all sigh in relief
"Finally!" Heather yelled jumping on land.
"Oh you big babies. That story Chris told you was just to scare you guys." Duncan said.
"Funny I seem to recall you shaking a little." Courtney said.
"Was not." Duncan said.
"Can we please just move? I don't like it here." Harold said as they picked up their Canoes.
"Rule number one! If Harold gets attacked by anything here...Let him die." Naruko said making most laugh but him who glared before they walked through the forest.
"Did you guys see that skull? How cool was that? Its like this place is haunted." Izzy said excited.
"Oh please." Duncan said before growling was heard making them freeze.
"What was that?" Gwen asked frightened.
"Shh." Naruko said listening in before what looked like Mutated beavers came out roaring.
"AHHHH!" The campers yelled as they ran the other way.
"WHAT IS THIS PLACE!" Katie yelled in fear before they got into what looked like a nest and the Beavers walked away.
"Looks like they won't follow." Trent said.
"Did anyone bring a change of underwear?" Owen asked getting some laughs. "No seriously." Owen said grossing them out before mutated birds came out.
"Sakura when I get my hands on you." Naruko said as they yelled again.
"Hey wait I got it." Harold said pulling out some bread...from his pants.
"Why would you have that?" Naruko asked.
"I was hoping to maybe set up a romantic picnic for the ladies." Harold said very creepy.
"FROM YOUR FUCKING PANTS YOU SICKO!" Naruko yelled kicking him back making him drop it before the birds...Ignored it and attacked Harold.
"AHHHHHHH!" Harold yelled.
"Run for it." Duncan yelled as they left him behind.
Minutes later
Both team waited before Harold came back looking royally messed up.
"What took you so long?" Duncan asked making him growl.
"Ignore him. Lets go." Naruko said as they moved through the forest.
As they were moving through the Forest Trent accidentally landed in Quicksand.
"Uh guys? Not to alarm anyone but I'm shrinking!" Trent yelled before Naruko pulled him out.
"Might I suggest watch where your going?" Naruko said.
"It's sand how was I supposed to know?" Trent asked.
"True enough." Naruko said as they walked around it but Katai as she walked past some plant it spat out poison thorns that hit her butt making her widen her eyes before screamed as she fell down.
"Uh oh." Gwen said as Naruko rushed to her.
"HEY! Move aside and watch a man do the job." Harold said trying to be the hero before she punched him in the face.
"You guys go on ahead. I'll handle this." Naruko said as they went ahead to the beach without her. Naruko however grinned before she pulled down her shorts revealing she had gone commando. "Oh Katie you naughty girl." Naruko said giggling before her mouth glowed and revealed very sharp like Teeth before bitting into her butt making Katie moan as Naruko sucked out any poison that had travled into her system.
Katie moaned as Naruko sucked out all the poison before she opened up her eyes and saw Naruko sucking on her butt making her blush but didn't say anything as she was enjoying herself.
"Finally awake I see." Naruko said making her blink seeing she was caught.
"Oh...You saw?" Katie asked embarrassed.
"Yup. I take it you enjoyed me sucking the poison out." Naruko said grinning.
"Wait a minute." Katie said realizing something. "Theres no way you could suck out all the poison that fast. Thats not possible." Katie said. Sure she wasn't A grade smart but she was smart enough to realize something was up. Naruko of course giggled at this.
"Not humanly possible you mean." Naruko said confusing her. "What if I told you I was a Goddess?" Naruko asked.
"Prove it." Katie said before Naruko did the same thing she always did making Katie gasp in awe.
"I am the Goddess of Eternal Love." Naruko said before she stopped and Katie shook her head. "Let me explain." Naruko said.
One explanation later
"So you created this contest to find more lovers and we get to spend eternity in your Domain while when the next Timeline gets ready to restart you go looking for more Lovers?" Katie asked.
"Basically plus theres also another reason for that. My main reason is to find girls to my ever growing loving harem thats my main focus." Naruko said grinning at her making her blush. "However...Theres another reason for this. You see the more lovers I acquire...The Stronger I get...My power comes from the eternal bonds of love between people either a man and woman or the same sex. The more Eternal love there is the stronger I get." Naruko said.
"I thought gods had unlimited power." Katie said.
"Depending on which god. Ares gets his power from conflict. Loki from Mischief and mine come from Eternal Love that never fades even in the after life. While I was very powerful in my original time line even before I became a God My new powers are powered from what I represent." Naruko said. (Which makes sense)
"Oh I get it." Katie said.
"I'm not using any of you if thats what your worried about. Far from it. But it also helps to make sure I can help create a perfect world when the perfect timeline is set. Plus...I can also do some things for you girls that you desire. Like what I'm doing with Sadie." Naruko said confusing her.
"What are you doing to Sadie?" Naruko asked before an image of Sadie appeared before Katie gasped seeing she was no longer chubby as all the fat was gone and she now had a body that rivaled hers. (If you want a better image check out Skinny Sadie on Deviant Art by MIGDAVART)
"Oh my god." Katie said.
"And look at the New Beth." Naruko said showing her new image. (Look up TDI Beth Makeover by Matoonz from Deviant Art)
"How are you changing them like this?" Katie asked in shock.
"I'm a goddess. I can do almost anything. And the more lovers I find the stronger I get the and the more I can do like making true everlasting love." Naruko said making her think.
"I'm on if Sadie's in." Katie said making her laugh.
"I figured as much." Naruko said. (I was gonna do a Lemon right here but then an Idea came to mind that will be perfect later on. So for now be patient)
Soon they headed back to the others who were gathering wood.
As they were gathering Wood Harold was sulking since no one appreciated his valuable talents...In his view. (He's a loser)
As he walked he looked down and saw some strange Tiki making him grin before picking it up and put it in his pocket not realizing he had just screwed himself over.
Naruko hummed to herself as she gathered sticks before she saw the Bass had a fire.
"How did they do that?" Heather asked before Duncan pulled out a lighter before Chris in a Chopper flew over them.
"No rules against lighters." Chris said laughing.
"We need to make this fire bigger." Bridgette said making Harold without thinking grab the paddles into the fire making his team widen their eyes in shock.
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET BACK NOW! YOU FUCKING MORON!" Duncan yelled.
"Idiot." Naruko said before looking at her fire and grinned before she looked around to make sure no one saw before pressing a finger to her mouth.
Katie was signing to herself before a massive explosion of fire was heard making everyone look seeing Naruko over a large fire.
"WHOOO! The Screaming Gophers win!" Chris said.
"More of your secret powers?" Heather asked.
"I have a lot of powers Heather." Naruko said.
Heading back to their canoes the Gophers went out ahead first leaving the Bass behind.
"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT HAROLD! IF WE LOSE YOUR SO OFF THIS ISLAND NEXT!" Courtney yelled sick of losing.
"Sorry. I didn't think." Harold said.
"I got an idea." Geoff said.
Naruko and her team were heading back to the island when the Bass with DJ kicking his feet in the water went right past them.
"NO WAY!" Heather yelled as they beat them.
"THE BASS WIN! Finally." Chris said making Courtney growl.
'Just you wait you pink bitch.' Courtney thought.
Later
"Well, Gophers I'm honestly surprised you guys lost again. Guess the Tide is turning." Chris said.
"Oh just get on with it." Heather said before Helicopters were seen making most widen their eyes.
"IZZY WE KNOW YOU ARE DOWN THERE!"
"Uh Izzy you mind explaining?" Naruko asked confused.
"Short version the RCMP is after me because of an accident on my part." Izzy said calmly not remotely effected by this.
"So what are you gonna do?" Naruko asked before Izzy kissed her.
"I'll see you later babe. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! Wait for me sexy!" Izzy yelled as she ran away to avoid capture.
"Well...That was unexpected. Since Izzy is no longer Legally in the game...I guess everyone else is safe tonight." Chris said shrugging.
Naruko was walking to her cabin when a rock hit her shoulder.
"Hmm?" Naruko said before walking around to see who hit her.
"Hello Foxy."
Naruko turned and saw a woman who's Beauty rivaled her own.
"Aphrodite!" Naruko said hugging her making her laugh. "What are you doing here?" Naruko asked.
"Visitng you of course. I must admit your plan to acquire more lovers was...Very well planned out. After a few time line restarts you might eventually have half as many lovers as I do in my domain." Aphrodite said impressed.
"It's not a competition between us. Just keep Ares out of my business or it will be a repeat of our last brawl." Naruko said making her giggle. After his failed attempt to force the new Goddess into his bed he was beaten within an inch of his life and stayed away from her but had caused her problems in the past.
"I wouldn't worry about him." Aphrodite said before vanishing.
"Who was she?" Courtney asked walking to her.
"That was Aphrodite the Greek Goddess of Love, Lust and sexuality. She and I are good friends with some...Benefits." Naruko said giggling.
Meanhile
Izzy panted in exhaustion as she was on a canoe on the water hiding from the RCMP.
"That was close." Izzy said before bubbles came out of the water. "Huh?" Izzy said looking down closer before a hand grabbed her by the head making her scream.
"AHHHHH!" Izzy yelled before she was pulled under as air bubbles came out of the water before she came back up and tried to get back in her canoe but it just sunk for some reason making her whimper before something appeared behind her making her turn slowly before screaming as she was pulled under.
Under the water was a woman with white skin and Blood Red hair and Violet blue eyes. This Kushina Uzumaki Naruko's Birth mother and lover.
Izzy tried to swim back up but Kushina pulled her into a kiss making her eyes widen before slowly closing as her mind shut down.
"Oh I do so love playing with new girls like this. I'm sure Naruko won't mind if I...Tinker with her mind." Kushina said.
Up on the water the Air bubbles began to decrease before Izzy's clothes floated up for a moment before sinking to the bottom of the water.
Authors Note: Hmm? Now I wonder what Kushina is up to? I know I said there was gonna be a lemon but an idea popped into my head after the cooking Challenge. Something so good everyone is gonna love it. Now I would like to remind folks to Vote in the current poll since once I reach 200 votes which I'm 14 away from getting I will close the poll and show the results. Now Next Chapter...Deer hunting with yet another girl added to the harem...Which one will it be? Find out next time on Total Drama Goddess. Oh and check out my Ghost in the shell story The Next Generation Heroes. To My Loyal Guest I know you said you didn't watch it but I promise if you do you will greatly enjoy it since It has some things even your gonna like. The Very least you could do is try. Now Heres a list of the Campers that are left.
Naruko
Gwen
Heather
Courtney
Lindsay
Duncan
Bridgette
Trent
Geoff
DJ
Eva
Harold
Katie
Owen
Leshawna
Justin
And thats pretty much it. Read, Review, Vote, Fav and Follow. REVIEW AND VOTE MY LOYAL FANS! SEE YA!