Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever or have ever owned Full Metal Alchemist
--- Heiki & Heiki ---
Riza Hawkeye stood with her head down, hands against the wall and legs spread.
"Ma'am I do believe I'm gonna have to fine you..."
"On what charge?"
Riza demanded as she looked over her shoulder and stared shocked into the smiling face of Roy Mustang. Placing his hand on her thigh just below her skirt he gently traced her leg up to her hip then back down. He leaned in close and placed his lips on her ear.
"Deadly legs like these are considered a weapon. Your not carrying a permit..."
Roy kissed her ear... hand remaining on her thigh.
A/N - At least it's not angst. But it's corny! And I'm tired of reading Heiki & Heiki drabbles about guns and such.