Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto.So no sueing meh please.

Heh.Ok knowing me I might misspell random things throughout my story so just tell me and I shall fix them.Please and thank you!

"bleh"-talking

'bleh' -thoughts

/bleh/-Kyuubi talking

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Chapter 1.

A tall blonde looked up at the gates he remembered so well.It has been eight years since he had left the Village of Konoha.In those years he had changed.A lot.His hair was a little longer,he was taller,and more muscular.The blonde also wasn't as..happy as he had been when he was younger.He was more controlled.He hesitated at going in because he didn't know how they were going to react to seeing how he is now.

/Kit are you going in or not?This is your home./

'Shut it Kyuubi.Its's not easy doing this you know.We could have just stayed traveling around.'

/yeah yeah.Just go in already.We won't know how they will act till we go in./Kyuubi temporarily took over Naruto's body and walked them into the village before he went back to sleep.

'Damnit Kyuubi!That wasn't fair!'All Naruto heard from Kyuubi was snoring.He growled lowly and jumped on house tops toward the Hokage's building.Once there he let himself in.He saw Shizune and smiled at her."Hello Shizune.Is Baa-chan in?"

Shizune stared at Naruto in shock."Na...Naruto...kun?Is that really you?"

He nodded."Yup.So is she in or not?"

Shizune just nodded her head and hurried to open the door for Naruto and let him in before she shut the door.Then she lept out the window to go tell an important person who was back finally.

Naruto grinned as he saw Hokage Tsunade asleep.He suddenly slammed his fist down next to her head and laughed as he watched her jerk upright,knocking her sake bottle to the floor.

"Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my office!"She glared at the blonde.He looked familier but she couldn't remember...wait..."Naruto!"Her eyes widened as she looked him over."Naruto you're back!"

Naruto laughed."Of course.I said I would be sooner or later didn't I?"

"No!You said maybe you would!What the hell is wrong with you!You suddenly left,without ANY warning, and don't come back for 8years!What the hell have you been doing!"

He shrugged."I left because I needed to.I couldn't stand being here anymore.And as for what I've been doing...traveling,training.Oh yeah I'm a Jounin now."'Actually I'm an ANBU...but she doesn't need to know that.I quit.'

Tsunade grinned."Finally.Thats good then.Would you like to join my ANBU?"

Naruto shrugged."Sure.Why not?"

A chill voice came from behind him and said,"Because I said no.As captain of the ANBU I say you are not worthy of being an ANBU."

Naruto shivered.He knew that voice and had dreamt of it regularly ever since he left Konoha.He turned around slowly to see Shizune and...

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Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnn.There yall go.yeah yeah yall already know who it is but heh.I want to end it there for now.Don't forget to Review people!