Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever or have ever owned Full Metal Alchemist
--- Conversation ---
"It is such a beautiful day today,"
"Paperwork, sir."
"The sun is so big and bright,"
"Paperwork, sir."
"Not a cloud in that bright blue sky,"
"Paperwork, sir."
"Look, even the children are playing in the street,"
"Paperwork, sir."
"Sir if you don't do your paperwork, the only BEAUTFUL sight will be that of the doctors coming to heal you after I leave a BIG hole in your head by PLAYING with my gun which is currently aimed at you. Under stood, sir?"
"Yes lieutenant Hawkeye."
And with that, Roy Mustang ended his one-sided conversation and began to work quickly.
A/N - Only thing I could think of. Cute I hope?