Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or the song "If you Want It to Be Good girl (Get yourself A Bad Boy" By The Backstreet Boys, I never have and never will.

Good Girl, Bad Boy

General Riza Hawkeye was sitting at her desk during lunch with one of those new found inventions called a CD player. She had a headset over her head and was listening to a CD to drown out the snoring coming from the sleeping Fuhrer Roy Mustang and the pounding of the rain on the window. Her head was slowly moving to the sounds on her favorite CD. As she sat she began to learn the lyrics slowly. After an hour of sitting, bobbing her head gently, she landed on a song she really liked. She listened to it a few times in a row and finally memorized the lyrics. She smiled and listened to it again, mouthing the lyrics in silence. After a while, her body began to move to the sound of the beat, still acting professional. She peeked over at Roy and saw he was out cold drooling on his desk. So she backed up and listened to the same song again.

"If you want it to be good girl. Get yourself a bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy." She whispered to herself, her eyes closed and head moving to the beat. Roy was now awake and saw through one eye, his General mouthing something to herself with her CD player on. He smiled as he tried to read her lips. "Nice." He thought to himself as soon as he figured out what she was saying. He quickly adverted his eyes when he heard her click the CD player off and remove the head set. "Sir, lunch is over, get back to your paperwork...and clean your desk from the drool." She said and tossed him a napkin. Roy blushed and cleaned his desk, then began to work on his paperwork, very slowly. After the work day finally ended, everyone was gone except Roy and Riza who were trying to get Roy's paperwork done. "Sir, please do your work and stop staring at me." Riza said as she didn't look up. She could feel his eyes on her. "Sorry." He said then began writing again. When he finished, he grabbed a piece of paper and began doodling, not wanting Riza to know he was finished. Her head was on her desk resting and he smiled. He walked over to her and stood their for a moment, silently.

"Sir, your paperwork, please stop staring at me." She felt his eyes but was too tired to relies where he was standing.

"Sorry Hawkeye, I didn't relies how much of a 'good girl' you were. I'll go back to my desk. I'm being a 'bad boy'. Bad Boy Roy. Bad boy." Roy smiled as he reprimanded himself and walked back to his desk. Riza sat up and blushed watching him walk away. "Did he say what I think he just said?" She questioned herself. "I do believe I'm done." He smiled and began to leave, dropping off his paperwork on her desk.

"Tomorrow then Hawkeye? I'll try to be less of a 'bad boy' and do my work.." Roy smiled. Hawkeye looked up and was greeted by Roy's lips pressing against her's. She didn't pull away, she didn't pull her gun. She just remembered the lyrics... "If you want it to be good girl. Get yourself a bad boy. Bad boy, bad boy, bad boy..." She smiled as Roy moved away and walked to the exit. She looked outside and it was still raining. "Sir, may I walk you home? It's raining and I have an umbrella." She smiled and grabbed her jacket and umbrella. "Of course." Roy smiled as Riza walked out behind him smirking and blushing.

A/N - I was listing to my BSB CD for the first time in years. And I heard that song and thought of Roy. Please review. Constructive criticism accepted. No Flames (Thats Roy's job only). Please look in my profile oo0AnimeChild0oo for all my other stories. And again, thanks for reading.

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