Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever or have ever owned Full Metal Alchemist
--- Mischief ---
Why, might you ask, is Fuhrer Roy Mustang standing in a corner, facing the wall with his hands behind him like a child in time-out? Well, it's very simple actually. You see, Roy promised many things when he became Fuhrer; one of them being mini skirts on all female personnel. And you see, Riza Hawkeye never liked that goal and ambition. So the day he became Fuhrer and started to conduct his Leader-like mischief, Riza could do only one thing for the child-like solider...
"But Lieutenant Hawkeye..."
"Another peep from you and I'll tack on another twenty minutes!"
"Yes, ma'am."
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