Romeo
Riza Hawkeye, Maria Ross and Gracia Hughes were all sitting in the empty office of Roy mustang. They were giggling and having a good ''girl' time when the boys all stepped out for lunch. The girls however decided to eat in and chat. They had allot to catch up on. They were sharing love stories and couldn't wait to see their men again.
"Jean is such a jerk sometimes. But when he's home, he is so romantic and sweet." Maria Ross said as she leaned on her arms and smiled.
"Maes is always there. He is so loving and admiring." Gracia Hughes said with s playful smile.
"What about you Riza." Maria questioned.
"Well, Roy can be an ass sometimes. But most of the time he is such...such a Romeo." Riza smiled remembering the night before.
"Shhh... their returning." Gracia said. And sure enough, men's voices and footsteps were heard coming up the hall.
"I have an idea." Maria smiled and pulled out a CD. Riza and Gracia looked at the CD and smiled.
"Yes." The said together as Maria put the CD in the player and pushed play. Funky music began to play as the three girls lines up in the middle of the office and started to move to the beat. The girls saw the boys enter, but acted as if they didn't.
Ross: "Come here boy"
Hawkeye: "Oh baby"
Gracia: "Girlfriend check him out"
Hawkeye: "Hey hey now. Shape up girls"
As the singer began singing, the girls sang along and danced along. They started to laugh.
All three: "A cross between a movie star. And a hero in a book. Romeo comes struttin' in. And everybody looks. 'Cause he's just got that special thang. That everybody needs. And everybody wants him..."
Hawkeye: "But not as bad as me"
Ross: "Hey, Romeo, where art thou"
All three: "Get out here on the floor. I want to dance you darlin'. 'Til you forget wherefore. Let's two step to a new step. We'll keep it all in line. And we'll call this the Romeo. 'Cause you're so mighty fine" The girls started to dance in sync and the boys watched in aww and wonder. The girls began to slide across the floor in just their socks. All three: "Romeo, Romeo, Romeo come dance with me" The girls began to dance, moving their hands on their bodies sending the boys into a drool factory. Riza and Maria removed their jackets and tossed them aside, allowing them to move more freely. All three: "That sexy little body. Beats all I've ever seen. I ain't never seen a cowboy. Look that good in jeans. My temperature keeps risin'. Every time we meet" Hawkeye: "I may not be in love. But let me tell you" All three: "I'm in heat! Romeo" Gracia growls All three: "Romeo, I just know I'll get you yet" Hawkeye: "He is hot" All three: "Romeo, Romeo I wanna be your Juliet" The boys, getting into the show, decide to join in and dance with the girls. The girls see this and back away as the boys walk in sexy-like. Hawkeye: "Here they come"
The boys: "So step it high, step it low. Step it out and in. Step to the side and let it slide. Then steppin' up again"
All: "Step on toes, it all goes. Steppin' as you please"
Hawkeye: "But I'm one step away from love. so don't step out on me"
All: "Romeo, Romeo, Romeo with the magic feet"
Hawkeye: Woo"
Gracia: "All right"
Hawkeye: "Yeah girls
The girls: "Check check check check check-it out"
Hawkeye: "Get back"
Roy approaches Riza and grabs her hand and waist. The begin to dance back and forth, never getting go of each other's hands.
Hawkeye & Mustang: "So step it high, step it low. Step it out and in. Step to the side and let it slide. Then steppin' up again"
All: "Step on toes, it all goes. Steppin' as you please"
Hawkeye: "But I'm one step away from love. So don't step out on me"
All: "Romeo, Romeo. I just know I'll get you yet. Romeo, Romeo"
The boys: "Won't you be my Juliet"
All: "Romeo, Romeo. Romeo, Romeo..."
Ross: "Just look at them, ya'll look"
Hawkeye: "He is a sexy little thing isn't he"
Gracia: "What kind of jeans are those anyway"
Ross: "I'll tell you what, I didn't get as far as his eyes, did you"
Hawkeye: "Actually, no I didn't"
The girls continue to laugh as they stare at the boys across the room. The boys slowly make their way over to the girls, which causes them to giggle more.
Gracia: "Shakespeare would roll over in his grave"
Hawkeye: "Yeah...I'm old enough to be that boy's lover"
Gracia: "I'm in shock"
Ross: "I wish I had a swing like that in my back yard
Gracia: "Oh man"
Hawkeye: "I'm gonna give you enough rope and I'm gonna let you hang us all"
The girls continue to laugh as the boys wrap their arms around their respective woman and dance to the rest of the music laughing. As the music ended, the boys swooped their girl close to the floor. A clapping noise was heard from the door way and they all stood up straight, blushing the wrinkles from their clothes. Everyone, except Gracia, saluted the man in the door way.
"Nice performance. You should take up singing and dancing." Major Armstrong said smiling with glitter around him. They all blushed. They looked behind Armstrong and saw all of the military smiling and clapping. The 'performers' looked at each other, smiled then looked back at their audience and bowed.
A/N - Okay, now the song on my CD has the singers talking in the background. That's what the sentences in parentheses are. Just thought I would let you know. So, you like it? I just had to write it. Lack of sleep from watching FMA at midnight and too much caffeine is the cause of this. Well, please review. Constructive criticism accepted. No flames (Roy is the only person who reserves that right).
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