Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever or have ever owned Full Metal Alchemist
--- Skillful & Clumsy ---
For twenty years, Riza's hands were skilled in the art of turning the safety on her gun; removing the empty clip and then tossing it out of the way. Then, in the same motion, she was able to grab a new clip from her hip, load it into her gun then remove the safety; in the dead of night. She would then empty the clip into the enemy and repeat the process. So then why in the hell are her hands so clumsy when attempting to remove the buttons from Roy's pants in broad daylight? It's all in the coordination.
A/N - Come on, that is good! you all know little miss goody goody is great at guns, but when it comes to XXX, she is so a n00b.