CHAPTER 4

"Did we say Antarctica Police? Uh were sorry we meant Atlantis Police. You see we get those things confused all the time, and yah and, and, and FUCKING RUN!" With that Krit grabbed Ed and jumped out the widow. Followed by Gwen, Al, and Kira who had for some reason grabbed Roy. The Antarctica Police following them riding penguins. Which they usually just slid around on but since there was no ice they accident crushed the penguins and had to resort in just running after them instead.

"Don't you have a better idea?" panted Kira as she dragged Roy.

"There after me stump!" screamed Gwen flailing her stump as she jumped into Al.

"Not really," said Krit still pulling Ed. "Wait Ed, isn't the human body mostly made of water?"

"Duh"

"Dude were fucking shrinky dinks!" Yelled Krit skidding to a stop and turning towards their pursuers. Quickly pulling out her remote and pointed it at the Antarctica police and pushed one of the buttons. A beam of red light shot from the remote and hit them. Causing them to shrink and shrivel up into little 3inch tall raisin people. They walked up to the little raisin people.

"Th. . .ere. . .wi. . .ll . .be othe . .ers," and with that he crumbled and blew away in the wind.

"Ahhh the poor little raisin mans broken," said Gwen poking her head out of Al. She then jumped down and made a little happy face in the pile of ashes that was once one of the police. "There you go now you will be smiling forever," and with that she kicked it.

"Well great just great we are being hunted by the Antarctica," said Kira

"We don't know that," said Krit but just then the remote beeped. She pulled it out and opened up to a mini TV/radar inside it. "Ok I take that back we're are on their most wanted list and we are labeled as armed and dangerous. Hey Ed, Al, Roy you guys are on here to as accomplices in the killing of three of their top officers." At this they stood there stunned

"BUT WE DIDN"Y EVEN DO ANYTHING!" yelled Ed.

"Doesn't matter they think that you are also responsible for the crime so you are going to pay with your head," Kira said this way too cheerfully while smiling.

"This isn't happening I'm sleeping and this is all some really fucked up dream, I'll wake up any minute," said Roy as he held his head and started to walk in circles. Then Gwen walked over to him and poked him with her stump. This stopped him and he just started at her as she did it a couple more times.

"You seem here to me!" squeed Gwen happily.

". . ." No one could really tell what was going on in his head cause he just started to drool and gurgle and make funny noises. Seeing this Kira went and light a fire under his ass (literally) to snap him out of it.

"OW HOT, HOT,HOT!" screamed Roy trying to put out his butt.

"You're a pryo right?" asked Kira.

Roy getting his problem under control answered "yes."

Kira's eyes light up," I have a new friend!" Kira said happily giving Roy a hug. "We can burn so much stuff together."

"Hey ED."
"Yah Al."
"I'm scared."
"Yah I am to"

"Ok enough chit-chat we need to get out of here and find a good hiding place or we will be arrested," said Krit who was getting tired of hearing people whine. "Gwen don't you have friends underground?"

"The Moles talk to me," said Gwen seeming to space out and go to a different land as she said this.

"Well can you get in touch with them please so that they can help us?" asked Krit. With this Gwen threw her head against the ground and seemed to be listening to something as she walked in circles with her head to the ground.

"Is she crazy?" asked Ed.

"What ever gave you that idea?" asked Krit who was currently deep in conversation with herself.

"It will be easy just one quick snap and its over"

"I'm not listening to you ."

"But you are you can't not listen to me I'm inside your head"

"Not listening, not listening."

"You know you want to"

"SHUT UP I'M NOT LISNEING TO YOU JUST SHUT UP!" screamed Krit as she started to beat herself in the head. This really started everyone, except for Gwen who was still "listening" to something and Kira who simple said, "Are they trying to make you brake the glow stick so it will glow?"

"I'm saving it," frantically replied Krit.

"Why don't you just brake it?" asked Kira.

"It's a special glow stick," said Krit trying to hide something in her pocket.

"How so?" asked Kira.

"It glows blue."

". . ."

"What?"

"Nothing," said Kira just then a mole popped out of the ground in front of Gwen.

"At last you have arrived # 265748609236453 I have been "sending" for someone forever ," said Gwen seeming to scold the mole. It started to frantically squeak this made Gwen's expression change to anger.

"Are you telling me someone has broken the defenses? WHO?" This was replied by more frantic squeaking followed by it flailing its little paws around, Gwen's eyes widened.

"Krit 'THEY' have broken though my defenses and gotten to my people, this is bad if they have gotten under ground then they may have gotten to your and Kira's people."

"We need to split up then, you go and try to drive 'THE ENEMY' away take Al with you. I'll take Ed and go to my people. Kira you take Roy and go to yours and prepare for war, those creatures have gone to far this time. Plus if we split up then the Antarctica police won't find us as easily."

"Why should we help you we can hide on our own and me and Al need to go and find something," said Ed crossing his arms and tapping his foot.

"We can restore your bodies to there original state easily if that is what you want," said Krit seeming somewhat bored.

"WHAT, YOU CAN DO THAT!" yelled Al all of a sudden really happy.

"Of course but you have to help us first only because it would be a shame to loose your body the second you got it. We don't know what kind of situation we are going into so its better you stay the way you are for now ok." Krit replied.

"Ok it is a deal."

"So this is going to be a full out war this time no holding back?" asked Kira.

"Yep everything goes," said Gwen.

"Excellent," said Kira as she grabbed Roy and disappeared in a ball of fire.

"Come here Al," said Gwen. Al hesitated then walked over to Gwen. Then the ground seemed to move pulling Gwen and Al into the ground.

Krit pulled out her remote and opened a portal and walked in dragging Ed with her.

"What kind of "people" are we going to?"

"The fun kind," Krit replied smiling. This scared the hell out of Ed as he "followed" Krit into the portal.

A/N: I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG! I had a job and had no time to write, (I quit so all is well). I am also sorry that is so short, (lets see you write after not sleeping for 3days). Also sorry for it not being as funny as other pieces of work, (also due to little sleep). Its called a set up chapter you uneducated gofers so yah not as funny as the others but it will get funny I promise with all my soul ,(ooops) ok maybe not but it will be really fucking funny.