Chapter 5

When Kira and Roy emerged from the puff of flames they where standing in a forest with yarn ball growing from the trees. Roy looked around at all of the trees disbelieving what he was seeing and about wet his pants when Kira meowed. Since she did that millions of cats came from every where. Some popped out of the ground with little flowers on their heads, others some how were one with the yarn balls growing from the trees.

Kira started petting many of the cats and started meowing to them than about screamed in horror when one of her cats told her that 'THEM' where sitting on the edge of her land. Though she wasn't too sure of who 'THEM' where but every one else knew sort of. Kira grabbed Roy by the collar of his jacket and drug him away following some of cats.

When they got near a large cave Kira said, "You guys get to take him now, I don't know how to do surgery." Roy looked at Kira with large frightened eyes as many cats lifted Roy off the ground and took him away into the cave.

"Oh yeah here is the little goodie bag that you need." and Kira handed a paper bag to one of the cat and it followed the mass of cats carrying Roy.

As Roy was carried into the cave he noticed that the cave walls started turning into the inside of a house only it was pure white. When the cat's placed him up of an operating table Roy looked around and saw nothing but a white room other than a vending machine that had operating tools in it and a bag of skittles.

"Would you like a bag of skittles?" said a white cat calmly, Roy fainted. At this a small orange cat came up to the white one and meowed.

"Meow? should we still drug him up sir?"

"No he is out cold and we don't want to waste anything on a human anyway."

"What if he wakes up?"

"Don't humans say that pain builds character?" The orange cat shrugged at this and put the needle back were it came from. The White cat turned to Roy and sighed, Krit is the only one that knows how to do this surgery without damaging the person. Oh well there is plenty of yarn for him to play with. With that the surgery began.

(2 hours later)

Roy woke up in the white room that all the cats had drug him into. His head hurt really bad, he put his hands to his head to hold it still and make things stop spinning. When he put his hands to his head he felt something fuzzy that wasn't his normal hair. He tugged at and found that they were stuck to his head and it hurt to pull on them.

He looked around and saw a mirror in the corner of the room. He walked over to it and looked in. Then all he could do was scream. There were cat ears coming out of his head, that's when he noticed the tail. He grabbed it and started tugging on that to, it wouldn't come off, and neither would the ears.

"I see your awake," said Kira coming into the room setting a tray down on a table. Roy turned to her quickly and saw that she also had ears and a tail. He stopped and started for a bit then went on tugging at his new ears and tail, seeming very confused.

"I can make my ears and tale leave and come at will," this little bit of information seemed to cheer Roy up a bit.

"So I can remove the ears and tale?" he asked.

"Well no not you, sorry."
"Why not me!" Roy yelled at her.

"Because one of my cats did the surgery and the only one that can do it right is Krit and she isn't here so I had to make it permanent with a few side affects."

"Side affects?" with that Kira threw a all of yarn on the floor and instantly Roy jumped on it and started to play with it. Then seeming to realize what he was doing he sat up very quickly and started at her.

"See just a couple small ones," Kira said smiling at him. Roy didn't know what to do other than just sit there and stare at the little ball of yarn on the floor. It seemed to mock him and he hated it, he gave it a little whap with his hand and watched it role a little, still mocking him with it's behavior of a innocent yarn ball. (A/N: We wishes to know if we're the only one that does this there has to be more people that play with yarn.)

"Ok Roy come out of La, La Land and lets go we need to see who or what s at the border," said Kira holding her hand out to Roy. He took it and followed Kira down the hall and out of the cave that he had been drug into.

"So what is attacking anyway?" asked Roy turning to Kira.

"I don't know," Kira said shrugging her shoulders, "We all have so many different enemies that it is hard to tell but the fact that at least two of us are being attacked at the same time is bad. It may mean that some of are enemies have joined forces, and that would be very bad." Kira stopped at one of the trees and started to climb up it like a cat.

"Hey how do I get up?"
"Us you claws stupid there retractable so you probably didn't notice them," said Kira still climbing up the tree. Roy looked at his hand and tightened all the mussels in it and sure enough there were claws. that's kind of neat thought Roy as he started to climb up after Kira. When he got to were Kira was he saw that there was a plat form to walk on. Kira was using a pair of binoculars to look around. This was all well and nice but Roy found a very interesting little bug crawling up a branch.

"Hewo there widdle buggy who are you?" Roy asked the bug then squishing it with his finger, "Not to well I take it."

"Oh shit," said Kira drawing Roy's attention away from the corpse of the bug.

"What is it?" asked Roy getting up and walking over to Kira, who in turn handed him the binoculars and pointed out to the field outside the forest ware there were many little fleas. Roy used the binoculars to see that they weren't fleas at all, but something much worst than anything they could have imagined.

"Are those monkeys with snow shovels?"

"Yes." with that Kira meowed and a cat ran up to her.

"Rally the generals in the meeting room and get me Admiral Butterscotch quickly war is upon us!" the cat nodded and ran off.

"Hey I understood that."

"Of course you can, your no use to me if you can't communicate with my people," stated Kira. They left the platform to and when to a very big tree in the center of the wood. The tree was huge and had a fairly large opening about 20 feet up and had many other smaller ones above that one. All different kinds of cats could be seen going into the smaller ones. Quickly Kira and Roy climbed up and went into the bigger one, and ended up in a big room with no furniture except for pillows and random fuzzy thingies hanging from the ceiling. Trying not to stop and play with fuzzy things Roy followed Kira to a patch of black velvet cushions and sat down with her.

"You all know the reason we are here right," said Kira getting everyone's attention.

The first to speak was a female Siamese sitting a little ways away from Roy, "yes we know why we are here, those stupid monkeys are attacking us again, I thought that we had a treaty with them."

"We have a treaty with the Pirate Monkeys, they are on their own they have no connection to there bredderan," a grey cat informed the Siamese. Just then a brown and black striped cat came limping into the room, his side bloody.

"What happened to you Stripes!" yelled Kira running over to the injured cat and picking it up and cradling it in her arms.

"I tried to deliver the message to Admiral Butterscotch that you had requested his presents but his fleet had already been attack, I found him dead just in our borders, along with all of his men. I tired to fined survivors but I couldn't then I was attacked. . ." the cat started hacking and shivering in her arms.

"No rest you did all you could it will be alright," said Kira hugging the cat.

"I . . . I wish. . I could . . . agree with . . . you," with that he died. Kira engulfed herself in flames turning the corpse of the messenger to ash and having it slid through her fingers.

"Rally the troops, the rivers of this forest are going to run red."

Then there was some noise outside that got everyone's attention. The monkeys were already to there home base and were trying to get in. The fire around Kira grew as she ran to the window and put her arm out and shot fire down. Then she turned to Roy, "Are you going to help me or are you going to just stand there!" Kira screamed at Roy.

"No you can't you'll burn down the forest if you do that," yelled a black cat pouring water out the window.

"Where are all of the troops!" yelled Kira starting to pour water out the windows as well.

"They are at the southern border, remember you sent them there when the hawks were trying to attack us. It will take forever to get them here." said a orange cat helping Roy get more water.

"Then we need to get to them, don't try to bring them here we have no footing here anymore. We need to regroup and organize. We'll take the tunnels that go under the tree, quickly bard the doors and windows we need to get everyone out of here!" with that the cats started to work right away. Kira and Roy started to pack food a little food, it was a two day walk to the southern part of the wood, only if you hurry. Quickly they got everyone down to the tunnels as fast as they could only to find that the tunnel was collapsed. They could hear the monkeys above them beating the shovels to the ground and howling.

"What happened to the tunnel?" asked a little pepper color kitten that Kira was caring.

"Those basterds must have been stomping so hard that the tunnel collapsed," cursed Kira.

"What's that," said one of the cats nodding to the top of the collapsed tunnel, there was a small hole at the very top.

"Perfect," said Kira putting the kitten through the hole, "change of plans, we'll have to stay here but you guys can go and get the troops. Keep the kittens safe and try to get help from Krit hopefully she doesn't have a bunch of monkey attacking her. I know that Gwen is currently having problems but hopefully she can help to."

After all of the cats had gone through, Kira and Roy went back to the tree and tried to secure it better blocking all ways in or out. Soon they were just sitting there in the cushioned room listening to the snow shovel monkeys outside trying to get in.

Roy had been playing the fuzzy thing but had gotten bored a hour ago and at this point the thought that he was going to die of boredom. Kira was just sitting there reading a book and tapping a spork on against her leg. What the hell how could she just sit there reading? What is she reading anyway? Roy tilted his head so he could see the title of the book, 10,000 Way to Kill, Gut, and Maim People with a Spork! He didn't know why but he had to stop Kira from reading that book because his life depended on it for some strange reason.

"Hey Kira do you want to play a game?" asked Roy rather nervously.

"What game?"

"I don't know you can choose one."

"Ok I bet that I can stick my tough out longer than you," said Kira over excitedly.

"Ummm ok then."

So it began the I can stick my tough out longer than you contest. To those of you that don't know this is actually really hard to do for more than 5 minutes because your tongue dries out really fast and it starts to hurt after a little while. However Kira is the champion of this game and so she is determined to win. Roy just thinks it is so stupid that he couldn't loose.

7 hours later

We find our morons in the kitchen pouring water on their tongues, trying to keep it from dry out so they can continue there idiot contest.(A/N ok when they talk if you want to know what it really sounds like then hold onto your tough and speak out load cause I'm not going to type that cause its 2am and yah).

"I can't feel my tough," Kira informed Roy.

"Well neither can I, so were even."

"I'm going to win."

"Are not"

"Are to"

"Are not"

"Are to"

"D 2" (A/N ha, ha, ha get it right, right ok you all suck)

"That was really dumb," said Kira with a look of annoyance on her face.

"I thought it was funny," said Roy pouting a bit.

"You know what Krit told me one time, that if you stick your tough out long enough and often enough it keeps growing."

"That, that is disturbing."

"Yah I thought so to, but what if after this we can't put are toughs in are mouths anymore or something like that!"
"That would be really scary," an awards silence seemed to fall over them.

"I wonder if this is how Ochimaru got his tough so long?" said Kira. At this point they both put there toughs in there mouths and called it a draw.

"What should we do now?" asked Roy.

"We cold play another game," suggested Kira.

"Like what?" Roy asked a little scared still recovering from there last "game"

"How about see who can stick the most raisins up there nose!"

"Ummm ewww."

"Fire juggling?"

"No."

"hanging up side down?"

"No,"

"Drinking the most Orange juice?"

"No," just then monkey arms started braking though the blocks of the windows. Kira ran over to one of the flailing arms and broke it off.

"How about who can make the most necklaces out of monkey arm, leg and skull bones?"

"Are ribs extra points?" asked Roy

"Yes, but the big points are getting a beating heart on the necklace or bracelet." Kira said happily as she waved the monkey arm around

"What if we both do it?"

"Who's ever beats the longest?"

"Deal."

A/N: That took me way to long you were walking circles in your kitchen half the time slacker! Hey I HAD to walk circles in the kitchen it is my ritual to writing stories you stupid little ball of scotch tape! . . . Anyway yah I'M NORMAL! in your world maybe. shut up.