Chapter 7

Al found himself in a under ground cave. He was moving but he wasn't walking. Then he noticed that Gwen and himself were being carried by moles.

"This is my base, do you like it?" asked Gwen, not even looking at Al.

"Uh, yes it is very nice," said Al looking at the pikes with human skulls on them. Gwen's eyes shifted to see what he was doing. Seeing what he was looking at she said one word, "trespassers ," then her eyes repositioned to looking in front of her. This kind of scared Al and made him wish that he was with his brother.

"I should have had Krit make you a human again," said Gwen suddenly.

"Uh why?" asked Al taking his mind off the scary cave they were in.

"You don't have a body that I can manipulate to suit my purpose, but I guess it was for the best you don't need to breath and Ed and Roy would of died on the way down here."

"What about you, you need to breath to don't you?"

"Breathing is for humans," this caused a strange silence for a bit until Al broke it, "So why would you need to manipulate me anyway?" asked Al a bit nervous.

"Like Kira and Krit, when I get a new human member we change them to suit are people. You would become like every one else here."

"YOU WOULD TURN ME INTO A MOLE!"

"Not exactly," said Gwen. Just then there was a small burst of flame. Then little demons ran around with the moles. One came up to Gwen and handed a piece of paper to her. She read it quickly and smiled. "Well this is good news, things aren't as bad as I thought that they would be. It seems that over half of the enemy troops have found their way into my entertainment pit."

"Entertainment pit?"

"I sit up on my throne and push buttons as random parts of the room turn into different things. Like a nice little pit of spikes, or snakes, or broken glass, one of my favorites is lava."

". . ."

"Oh lets go watch, 6,354,785 make sure anyone that didn't find the pit is killed, and 7,364,579 make sure everyone is still evacuated just in case ok. Alright lets go Al we are going to have some fun." with that they went to the pit. When they got there all Al saw was a bunch of children in a big arena crying.

"What is this I thought you said that there was a army of your enemies invading?" said Al very confused and slightly angry that Gwen would keep little children in a pit for entertainment.

"There is a army, look at all of those little suckers down there," said Gwen pointing to all of the children in the pit.

"But it is just a bunch of kids!" yelled Al.

"Don't be such a sap! That is just what they want you to think. If you don't believe me then I will prove it. 7,584,938 send an adult prisoner down there to the children." Another door opened into the arena and a scruff prisoner walked out. Then all of the children looked at him and smile. At first the prisoner was afraid but than he saw the children smiling so he smiled back inching a little closer to them. Then his smile faded and turned into a face of pure terror as the children started to spit acid onto him. He screamed in pain as the acid burned hi flesh. The children jumped him and cooked him to there liking. Slowly they devoured his cooked corpse.

"So Al you still want to go down there and have all of the little "children"?" asked Gwen looking up at Al.

"What are they?" asked Al still terrified as he watched the children tearing at the now prisoner.

"They are the children of Barney. I killed him but his follower are still alive. They want to resurrect him and use me and my people as the sacrifices." Just then another mole came up to Gwen and started to squeak.

We just got word from Kira her people were over run and had to flea, and seek refuge with Krit. However Krit was also attacked and is having trouble keeping them at bay. Krit, Ed, and her elite troops are going to save Kira and Roy who are trapped in the main base. It also turns out we were wrong this lot in the pit are not even 2 of what was coming. There are thousands of them in the tunnels. Luckily we got are people out but are homes are being destroyed, what do we do."

"Send all warriors to help protect Krit's border, keep only the amount needed to activate the secret weapon," Gwen then pushed a button and all of the children fell into a pi of lava. "Me and Al will go and help Krit save Kira's ass," with that the mole left.

"Come on Al we have to go and help Krit and Kira," then the ground started to move back upward.

They were soon in a room made of wood and they could hear shouting outside. Gwen and Al found Kira and Roy making necklaces and they could hear Krit and Ed outside shouting curses at who ever they were fighting.

"Kira what the hell do you think your doing," said Gwen looking at Kira and folding her arms.

"Making necklaces but Kira and Ed are killing all of are material."

As Gwen and Kira had there little fight Al inched closer to Roy who was oblivious to what Al was doing until he was right behind him.

"Uh hi Al how are you?" asked Roy really nervous for some reason. Al sat down and starred at Roy for a long time. This was starting to making him really uncomfortable, "what's wrong Al." All of a sudden Al grabbed Roy and gave him a big hug.

"YOU ARE A KITTIE! KITTIE, KITTIE, KITTIE, KITTIE I LOVE YOU!" yelled Al nearly crushing Roy. Gwen and Kira had were paying attention to them now.

"ED HELP! YOUR BROTHER IS MOLESTING ME!" screamed Roy as Al continued to cuddle him.

Outside Ed was trying to figure if what he had herd was real or something sick that he just imagined. Killing the last few monkeys Krit and Ed went up to see what all of the noise was about. When they finality got up there they wished that they hadn't. Al was hugging Roy who was trying with everything that her had to get away from him, but he just couldn't. Krit then started to laugh.

"I know how to make this even funnier!" then Krit pulled out her remote and zapped Al with it. When the sparkles had cleared there was a human Al hugging on Roy. In some ways this relieved Roy ( you try being hugged by a giant suit of armor), but then he was a bit shocked. Al was as tall as he was, and still cuddling him.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" screamed Ed pointing at Al, "HOW COULD YOU BE TALLER THAN ME!"

Completely ignoring Ed, Al started to talk, "I can feel now, Roy your hair is soft."

"Get a room you two," said Kira looking at them.

"Hey Gwen have you ever herd of a kid rapping a adult?" asked Krit.

"No but there is a first time for everything," said Gwen watching Al molest Roy.

"I am going to need therapy after this," said Ed walking toward the door.

A/N: Not as long as the other chapters but well I'm tired and this seemed like a good place to stop.

Liar, the only reason your stopping is because if you kept going you would write something really dirty with Al and Roy. Ok shut up I don't want to have to rate this thing M just for one really sick scene so I am simple not going to write it.