Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever or have ever owned Full Metal Alchemist

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A pack of opened fountain pens fell to the ground as they scattered across the already messy paper covered floor. A small fitted blue jacket followed the pens and soon lay forgotten on the pens and paper. The shelves holding bottles of ink was emptied as a person was pushed into it. The supply closet in the fifth floor hall of Central Military Headquarters never saw so much action before.

Military personnel were not allowed to fraternize.

Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye and Colonel Roy Mustang were military personnel.

So Riza and Roy were not allowed to fraternize.

Tell that to them...

A/N - Funny no?