Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever or have ever owned Full Metal Alchemist

--- Given Name ---

Roy knew as soon as it left his mouth that the relationship between himself and his first subordinate Riza was never going to be the same. He could tell by the glisten in her eye that she now had the upper hand. After a moment, Riza simply asked that Roy return to his work promptly or else she need to take other means of motivation. Roy quickly got to work as he saw a slight smile play on her lips.

"Damn it." He thought to himself. "I never should of told her my true alchemist name is The Sparky Alchemist."

A/N - I took the humor road and copied the idea from another one of my old FMA drabbles.

It took me a while to write it because I recently adopted a stray kitten from my neighbor's yard. So I've been caring for it and nursing it back to health. Shiro Neko Domo (Lady White Cat) is her real name but my mom called her Q-Tip but is now calling her Angel. Since my mom isn't so hot about the longer name. I also refer to her as Anko (As in the character from Naruto) due to her personality and tendency to challenge animals twice her size. Hopefully before long this cat will have one name.