Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever or have ever owned Full Metal Alchemist

--- If I Die ---

"Jean, If I die..."

"What?"

"I said... If I die..."

"I know what you said but why are your saying it?"

"Because I need to clear a few things up."

"Your in perfect health!"

"It's not medical..."

"Is someone trying to off you?"

"Well..."

"Are you threatened?"

"You could say that."

"Roy you need to talk to Hawkeye about this and get some protection."

"We've already spoken."

"And..."

"Well..."

"Is she the one threatening...?"

"No!"

"Then what did she say?"

"She... laughed at me."

"WHAT! Why?"

"Well... Hayate don't like me coming over anymore and well..."

Havoc could only laugh.

A/N - Lovely title isn't it? Sorry it's so long, but what a great conversation starter.

One more drabble to type! One more drabble to type! #99 and #100 are already typed. So I only need to type one more! Yeah!