Chapter 8:

What the Hell!

( …) Yoko

/…/ Kurama

Kagome was taking a math test now and wasn't doing very well. She was stressing out, thinking about how the Inu-gang was doing, maybe joining the spirit detectives, and how stupid she was, waiting for the last minute to study.' What the hell is 3x (2x+1) (2x+5) 0!' her mind screamed. 'The answers are 0, -1/2, -5/2 woman,' a voice rang through her head making her fall out of chair. 'HIEI! I thought I told you to never to do that again!' 'I wasn't reading, you were advertising.' 'Jackass!' "Ms. Higurashi! Is there a something you'd like to share with the class!" Her teacher snapped. "Um….no?" "Well then get back into your chair and finish you're test!"

BRRIIINNG! The school bell rang, indicating that class had ended. Kagome sighed and gathered up her school supplies. 'When I get my hands on that apparition, I'll kill him!' 'Go ahead and try' he taunted, making her stop in her tracks and growl. "Kagome? Why are you just standing there growling to yourself?" Kurama asked, calling her back. "Huh? Oh K- I mean Shuichi! Did you say something?" she asked. "I asked why are you just standing growling to yourself?" "One word. Hiei." Kagome grounded out. "Yes, that's Hiei alright." Kurama said while chuckling. "It is so not funny!" she glared at him.

"Oh yes, of course it isn't," he apologized, as they began to head to the park, where they had decided to meet during lunch.

Flashback

"Hey guys!" Kagome called out to Keiko and Botan. "Hello Kagome," they called her over to the lunch line. "So what do they serve at this school?" "Today, we have…"

"Sup' guys! Where's Kagome?" Yusuke called. "She's in the lunch line with Keiko and Botan," Kurama replied. "Hey guys? What are they serving today?" Yusuke asked nervously. "I think they're serving oden today, why?" Kurama said. "Shit!" Yusuke said and covered his ears as someone let out a loud squeal.

'Here we go,' Yusuke thought. "ODEN! ODEN! ODEN!" Kagome chanted as she skipped over to the lunch tables, dragging poor Keiko and Botan with her. Everyone just stared at her with a sweatdrop. She started to wolf down her oden. "YO! Guys!" Kuwabara came barreling into the clearing and tripped over his own feet crashing into the lunch table, causing all the lunches on the table to fall onto the floor, including Kagome's oden. 'Oh Shit!' Yusuke's mind screamed. "RUN KUWABARA!" he screamed. "Huh?" Kuwabara just stood there.

Kagome got up and stared at him, fire burning in her eyes. "YOU STUPID IDIOT! YOU KNOCKED OVER MY ODEN!" she yelled as she stalked over to him. Kuwabara began backing up and started to run for his life. "AAHHHHHHH!" he let out a girly screamed. "Kagome, please forgive me! I'm sorry! It was an accident! I swear!" he pleaded still running for his life. "I DON'T CARE!" she yelled back and started to increase speed catching up to him and then she pounced on top of him and started to beat the crap out of him, while calling him anything she could think of , for every hit.

Kurama just watched the scene in front of him, with no intention of stopping Kagome, just to get her mad at him.

(Remind me never to mess with her, I don't want to know what will happen to us)

/Yes, I do not think I would like to either. -/

Yusuke just ran to the lunch line and bought another bowl of oden for Kagome.

"Kagome! I got another bowl of oden for you!" he called to her, as he placed the bowl onto the table. Kagome stopped beating Kuwabara and ran to Yusuke, giving him a kiss on the cheek, "You know what Yusuke?" "What?" "You're the best and my only favorite cousin in the whole entire world!" "I am your only cousin," he pointed out. "Exactly!" she said happily, and sat down to start eating her oden.

"Hey Guys! Let's meet at the park after school, I want to show you guys something, okay?" she asked, and they all agreed to meet after school.

End of Flashback

So there they were, heading for the park. "What do you want to show us woman!" Hiei asked, impatient. They were walking through the woods. Kagome whirled around and glared at Hiei. "I have a name you know! It's Ka- Go-Me, Kagome! Not bitch, wench, woman, girl, or any other names you stupid demons come up with!" she yelled. Everyone, took a step back from her.

After a few more minutes, she stopped walking and stood in front of a shrine. 'Isn't that….?' The rest thought. "Grandma?" Kagome called. 'Grandma! No one lives here except…' Genkai suddenly appeared and pulled Kagome into a hug. "Kagome, long time no see," Genkai greeted. 'Grandma! But that means that Yusuke is/ I am………' they thought. " You're my grandma!" Yusuke yelled. "Yes, dimwit. Now if you don't…" Kagome tensed. "What is it Kagome?" Genkai asked. "I sense a silver kitsune nearby, and it's not Kurama. And he has…SHIPPO!' she screamed and raced into a clearing with the rest of the group right behind her.

"SHIPPO!" she screamed. When she saw the silver fox holding her kit by the scruff by the neck, she began to transform. Her hair turned silver and grew passed her butt. Her nails began to grow into claws and her clothes turned into a silver, fighting outfit. She growled at the silver fox, while the gang just stared at the beautiful demoness, which was just Kagome a second ago.

"MOMMY! HELP ME!" Shippo cried. 'MOMMY! She has a son! Who the hell is the father! I'm going to kill him!' Yusuke and Kurama's mind screamed. "Let my kit go, bastard," she growled out. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, that's no way to talk to you're father Kagome," the fox said with displeased frown on his face. "What the hell are you talking about! I'm a priestess! I'm not a kistune, let a lone a hanyou!" Kagome said, and turned to face her friends and grandma. "I'm human right?" she asked. Kurama just walked up to her and placed her hands onto her head. "Ears! I have ears on my head, like Inuyasha! What the hell happened to me!" Kagome yelled.