It was a sunny day when Ash, Misty, and Brock buried the slaughtered Max and May. At first, it seemed as if Pickachu was responsible, for there were many burn marks. However, once further investigated, Misty was found to be the culprit. In a jealous rage, she had taken down her enemies. Now, she had Ash all for herself. Misty looked at Ash and said,
"I love you!"
Pickachu yelled, "PIKAAAAA!"
Ash turned to Misty and was about to respond, when Pikachu jumped Ash. He beat him severely in the face, causing Ash to bleed in several places. Brock just stood by and watched his plan take action. He grinned evilly. Misty ripped at Pikachu's fur, yelling
"This wasn't part of the deal!"
Misty then let go, jumping for the nearest knife, when Brock began to strangle her. Ash pushed Pikachu off, and lunged for Brock. A traveling salesman was passing by, when he grabbed Pikachu and ran. James took off his disguise and said,
"Finally my pretty, I have you! And no Jessie in sight!"
From his pocket, he pulled out the jewel of Meowth wrapped around red hair.
"You're next, Pikachu!"
Ash finally relinquished his grip on Brock when he saw Misty on the ground. He wondered how long she had been there. He ran to her, love in his eyes. Seeing her heart protruding out from her chest, Ash knew she had only a short time to live.
"Misty…what…what do I do."
Misty tuned to Ash and replied, "Live, Ash! Live for us!"
Her last breath was wasted when she spoke to Ash. Misty was dead. Turning to Brock, Ash screamed
"You gay fag! You killed my one true love. All I have left is Pikachu."
When Ash said this he turned, to see Pikachu's head lying one the ground, pink tongue rolling out. Pidgey's pecked at his lifeless eyes. Turning back to Brock, he saw his limp body fall to ground, Squirtle poking out from his back. In the same instance, he saw every one of his poke-balls burst into flames. He then saw his mother, running to him, only to fall dead with a pair of scissors sticking out from her head. Unable to contain his sadness, Ash began pulling at his hair. Professor Oak came up to Ash, and began patting his head. "It'll be ok Ash. Everything is going to be ok." Professor Oak raised the knife, and plunged it into Ash. "I love you. . .my son.
3 DAYS LATER
Pallet Town's Mayer sadly walked up to the podium.
"Today we bury not one, not two, but 5 people and a pokemon. Ash, Misty, Brock, Mrs. Ketchum, and Professor Oak. Oh, and that annoying yellow thing, Pikachu. We bury them with heavy hearts. Well, let us being with the speech. I didn't know any of these people; therefore I have nothing to say about them. So, lets just put em' in the ground."
The Dugtrios began to put the mutilated bodies into the ground. That was the end for Ash, Misty, Brock, Mrs. Ketchum, Professor Oak, and Pikachu. Misty and Ash both died with secrets. Misty's was…she was pregnant with Max's baby. Ash's was a little more complicated. Well, he was paid to do…well…things. Well, now that they all met a happy end, we can get on with our lives.