Ok...I'm back from the pit known only to humans as.....HIGH SCHOOL EXAMS!!! O.o() It's my senior year and my parents have been getting on my ass bout my grades so I haven't been writin', Gomen! Gomen! Well for the moment, I will not pair any one with Kagome until I get further in to the story and get more people to give me advice....or maybe you guys think I'm better off alone...I don't know but, this is what I decided.
Any ways, here's the chapter you all have been waiting for even though it was a little rushed...(Drumroll) That's right down the well!
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An Unlikely Fellowship
Chapter 8: Down The Rabbit Hole...
Yusuke growled to himself as he leaned against the old shack. Waiting really ticked the teen off and right at the moment the increasing heat from the rising sun made him even more restless. He clenched his fist and slammed it to the wooden frame of the old well shrine.
"Hey," growled a familiar voice, "Stop throwing your fist around like some caged gorilla. Oh wait, you ARE a grease-monkey so I guess you can't help it." Yusuke glared up into the tree where that DOG Inu-what's-his-face was perched. "You sure your mother wasn't a pigeon or something? Cause you really like to hide up in trees, mutt-boy."
Inu Yasha grumbled as he sprang from the branch, "What was that?" Yusuke smirked, "Oh? I thought with your super doggy-ears that I wouldn't have to repeat myself." "You two sound like a pair of idiots trying to figure which one is more moronic. Do me a favor and Shut it. Besides, it's only 11:52 what are you two doing here so early?"
Inu Yasha turned toward the old shrine's roof, sitting on top of it was the odd demon with the crimson eyes. "Hiei, You should be asking your self that question!" mocked Yusuke. "If you have something to say dwarf! Come and say it to my face!" Hiei ignored the puppy's useless barking and spoke to Yusuke, "What can I say, I wanted to get here first." Inu Yasha shouted angrily to the fire youkai, "HEY! Do you think that just cause I'm a Hanyou that you can ignore me!?!"
Again, Hiei knew he'd be wasting his time if he spoke to the mutt so he laid back on the roof's shack soaking the warm sun light. If it was one thing Inu Yasha couldn't stand it was snobby full-blood youkai. Well, he was going to teach this runt his place or, that what he would have done if Kurama and Kagome did appear just then.
Inu Yasha jaw-dropped, "Kagome! What are you doing with him?!" Kagome smiled, "Well, it just so happens that Kurama doesn't live very far from the shrine so, he wanted to meet up with me." Inu Yasha zipped toward Kurama with his fist flying, "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL!" "Sit!" Suddenly, the hanyou slammed into the pavement. Yusuke began laughing, "That never gets old!"
"What the hell was that for Bitc-" "Because Kurama is a friend. I know you don't trust others easily but give him-no, all of them a chance. Sorry, but you wouldn't have listened to me if I just said stop." Just then Botan appeared on her paddle with Kuwabara huffing and puffing close behind. Kagome smiled, "It looks like we're all set! I'll go get my bag. Inu Yasha, could you explain to them how to go through the well?"
The half-breed was not to happy at all with her request, he hated these people and why tell him to explain something that wasn't very hard to figure out any ways? Wait a second? That was it! If he couldn't be rid of them he might as well embarrass the heck out of them.
"Feh," The dog man grunted trying to look as believable as possible, "All right, listen, in order for you to jump through the well with out getting harmed is to do a chant and dance. It looks really stupid but trust me, people have died traveling through that well and not in a pretty way either."
Yusuke growled at Inu Yasha, "Why are you telling us this? I thought someone like you would enjoy giving us pain." Ha! Those idiots where beginning fall in his trap. "Trust me," mumbled the Hanyou, "I don't crap what happens to you but, Kagome does. If I let you guys die she'll do than sit me. If you don't listen to spell, you will die." All of the others nodded in agreement...except for Hiei and Kurama.
Inu Yasha smirked and said, "Repeat after me, IMA- FRAG- GIN -BAKAMOFO -WITNO -LIFE!" The Spirit Detectives thought this spell sounded a little awkward but slowly they chanted the so-called spell just Kagome walked in. Both Kagome and Kurama found this hysterical. Hiei however just glared at the half-breed and his shallow minded comrades. "You all are fools, "He muttered, "You all just said you were fragging stupid mofos with no life."
"WHAT!" shouted the infuriated Yusuke and Kuwabara as they dashed at Inu Yasha. Mutt-boy evaded the attacks and sprang into the well only to be engulfed by it's blue light. "I'm going to kill that dog and send his corpse to Korean restaurant!!!" screeched Kuwabara as he and Yusuke leaped into the well after Inu Yasha.
"Wait for me Yusuke!" Botan yelled as she followed the hot-heads into the well. Kagome and Kurama chuckled as Hiei grunted, "I can't believe they fell for such a stupid trick. Maybe the hanyou is smarter than them." "Well, I think we should wait a minute before jumping into the well. It will be crowded if we do," giggled Kagome.
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Shippo sat sadly at the edge of the well, it had been a day sense Inu Yasha went down into the well and the little kit was beginning to wonder if something had happened to Kagome. Suddenly, Inu Yasha flew out of the well laughing victoriously. Shippo smiled because he knew that if that bully came back then Kagome was sure to follow.
"Where's Kagome, Inu Yasha?" asked the Child youkai. Inu Yasha just continued laughing as angered voices rang from the well. "GAWD DAMNIT!" screamed Yusuke as he, Kuwabara and Botan squeezed together in the dried hole. "Why don't you use your grease and squeeze your way out monkey boy?"
Shippo knew he was being ignored so he peered into the well, "Wow! Who are these people Inu Yasha?" The hanyou smirked, "A bunch of morons that Kagome has to drag along!" That was the last draw, Yusuke pushed himself out of the tight space and, using Kuwabara as a boost, leaped out and giving Inu Yasha a well deserved slam to the face. "BASTARD!" Then teen roared to the hanyou as it flew into a nearby tree..
"WOW!" Shippo gawked, "You must be really strong to do that to Inu Yasha!" Yusuke spun around to meet the beady eyes of a tiny Kitsune pup, "Huh? Who are you kid?" Shippo puffed out his chest proudly and stated, "I am Shippo the great Kitsune! Are you a friend of Kagome?" Yusuke shrugged, "Not really, I just met her yesterday." Suddenly he was tackled by Inu Yasha who began to pummel his face, "Hey, monkey! Did you forget about me?"
Kuwabara and Botan crawled out of the dried water hole. "You jerk, Urameshi! My back was sore!" Botan held back the orange haired teen just as Kagome and the other two demons appeared from the well. "SIT!" she screamed as Inu Yasha slammed in to Yusuke's body, "Oh my-I'm sorry Yusuke!" Suddenly Kuwabara, Kurama and Botan burst into laughter." Hiei couldn't tolerate this stupidity any more so he leaped into nearest tree.
Sango and Miroku dashed to the scene just as Yusuke pushed the hanyou's body off him. "What's going on here Kagome?" Sango insisted. "Kagome sighed...this was going to be a long day.
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Ok, if you didn't get the joke bout the Korean restaurant and Inu Yasha's corpse...in Korea some of them eat dog meat. My brother always mutters that to our annoying neighbor dogs so I thought I might as well stick into one of my stories. I'll try to update sooner next time but I have alot of stuff to take care of first. Once again, I'm sorry for the late update.
Any ways, here's the chapter you all have been waiting for even though it was a little rushed...(Drumroll) That's right down the well!
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An Unlikely Fellowship
Chapter 8: Down The Rabbit Hole...
Yusuke growled to himself as he leaned against the old shack. Waiting really ticked the teen off and right at the moment the increasing heat from the rising sun made him even more restless. He clenched his fist and slammed it to the wooden frame of the old well shrine.
"Hey," growled a familiar voice, "Stop throwing your fist around like some caged gorilla. Oh wait, you ARE a grease-monkey so I guess you can't help it." Yusuke glared up into the tree where that DOG Inu-what's-his-face was perched. "You sure your mother wasn't a pigeon or something? Cause you really like to hide up in trees, mutt-boy."
Inu Yasha grumbled as he sprang from the branch, "What was that?" Yusuke smirked, "Oh? I thought with your super doggy-ears that I wouldn't have to repeat myself." "You two sound like a pair of idiots trying to figure which one is more moronic. Do me a favor and Shut it. Besides, it's only 11:52 what are you two doing here so early?"
Inu Yasha turned toward the old shrine's roof, sitting on top of it was the odd demon with the crimson eyes. "Hiei, You should be asking your self that question!" mocked Yusuke. "If you have something to say dwarf! Come and say it to my face!" Hiei ignored the puppy's useless barking and spoke to Yusuke, "What can I say, I wanted to get here first." Inu Yasha shouted angrily to the fire youkai, "HEY! Do you think that just cause I'm a Hanyou that you can ignore me!?!"
Again, Hiei knew he'd be wasting his time if he spoke to the mutt so he laid back on the roof's shack soaking the warm sun light. If it was one thing Inu Yasha couldn't stand it was snobby full-blood youkai. Well, he was going to teach this runt his place or, that what he would have done if Kurama and Kagome did appear just then.
Inu Yasha jaw-dropped, "Kagome! What are you doing with him?!" Kagome smiled, "Well, it just so happens that Kurama doesn't live very far from the shrine so, he wanted to meet up with me." Inu Yasha zipped toward Kurama with his fist flying, "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL!" "Sit!" Suddenly, the hanyou slammed into the pavement. Yusuke began laughing, "That never gets old!"
"What the hell was that for Bitc-" "Because Kurama is a friend. I know you don't trust others easily but give him-no, all of them a chance. Sorry, but you wouldn't have listened to me if I just said stop." Just then Botan appeared on her paddle with Kuwabara huffing and puffing close behind. Kagome smiled, "It looks like we're all set! I'll go get my bag. Inu Yasha, could you explain to them how to go through the well?"
The half-breed was not to happy at all with her request, he hated these people and why tell him to explain something that wasn't very hard to figure out any ways? Wait a second? That was it! If he couldn't be rid of them he might as well embarrass the heck out of them.
"Feh," The dog man grunted trying to look as believable as possible, "All right, listen, in order for you to jump through the well with out getting harmed is to do a chant and dance. It looks really stupid but trust me, people have died traveling through that well and not in a pretty way either."
Yusuke growled at Inu Yasha, "Why are you telling us this? I thought someone like you would enjoy giving us pain." Ha! Those idiots where beginning fall in his trap. "Trust me," mumbled the Hanyou, "I don't crap what happens to you but, Kagome does. If I let you guys die she'll do than sit me. If you don't listen to spell, you will die." All of the others nodded in agreement...except for Hiei and Kurama.
Inu Yasha smirked and said, "Repeat after me, IMA- FRAG- GIN -BAKAMOFO -WITNO -LIFE!" The Spirit Detectives thought this spell sounded a little awkward but slowly they chanted the so-called spell just Kagome walked in. Both Kagome and Kurama found this hysterical. Hiei however just glared at the half-breed and his shallow minded comrades. "You all are fools, "He muttered, "You all just said you were fragging stupid mofos with no life."
"WHAT!" shouted the infuriated Yusuke and Kuwabara as they dashed at Inu Yasha. Mutt-boy evaded the attacks and sprang into the well only to be engulfed by it's blue light. "I'm going to kill that dog and send his corpse to Korean restaurant!!!" screeched Kuwabara as he and Yusuke leaped into the well after Inu Yasha.
"Wait for me Yusuke!" Botan yelled as she followed the hot-heads into the well. Kagome and Kurama chuckled as Hiei grunted, "I can't believe they fell for such a stupid trick. Maybe the hanyou is smarter than them." "Well, I think we should wait a minute before jumping into the well. It will be crowded if we do," giggled Kagome.
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Shippo sat sadly at the edge of the well, it had been a day sense Inu Yasha went down into the well and the little kit was beginning to wonder if something had happened to Kagome. Suddenly, Inu Yasha flew out of the well laughing victoriously. Shippo smiled because he knew that if that bully came back then Kagome was sure to follow.
"Where's Kagome, Inu Yasha?" asked the Child youkai. Inu Yasha just continued laughing as angered voices rang from the well. "GAWD DAMNIT!" screamed Yusuke as he, Kuwabara and Botan squeezed together in the dried hole. "Why don't you use your grease and squeeze your way out monkey boy?"
Shippo knew he was being ignored so he peered into the well, "Wow! Who are these people Inu Yasha?" The hanyou smirked, "A bunch of morons that Kagome has to drag along!" That was the last draw, Yusuke pushed himself out of the tight space and, using Kuwabara as a boost, leaped out and giving Inu Yasha a well deserved slam to the face. "BASTARD!" Then teen roared to the hanyou as it flew into a nearby tree..
"WOW!" Shippo gawked, "You must be really strong to do that to Inu Yasha!" Yusuke spun around to meet the beady eyes of a tiny Kitsune pup, "Huh? Who are you kid?" Shippo puffed out his chest proudly and stated, "I am Shippo the great Kitsune! Are you a friend of Kagome?" Yusuke shrugged, "Not really, I just met her yesterday." Suddenly he was tackled by Inu Yasha who began to pummel his face, "Hey, monkey! Did you forget about me?"
Kuwabara and Botan crawled out of the dried water hole. "You jerk, Urameshi! My back was sore!" Botan held back the orange haired teen just as Kagome and the other two demons appeared from the well. "SIT!" she screamed as Inu Yasha slammed in to Yusuke's body, "Oh my-I'm sorry Yusuke!" Suddenly Kuwabara, Kurama and Botan burst into laughter." Hiei couldn't tolerate this stupidity any more so he leaped into nearest tree.
Sango and Miroku dashed to the scene just as Yusuke pushed the hanyou's body off him. "What's going on here Kagome?" Sango insisted. "Kagome sighed...this was going to be a long day.
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Ok, if you didn't get the joke bout the Korean restaurant and Inu Yasha's corpse...in Korea some of them eat dog meat. My brother always mutters that to our annoying neighbor dogs so I thought I might as well stick into one of my stories. I'll try to update sooner next time but I have alot of stuff to take care of first. Once again, I'm sorry for the late update.