disclaimer: Oh the humanity do you have to ruin my dreams of becoming an octopuss ..did i write that out loud. :o ;P

I do not own it!

My little note m-bob:well you though you could escape my evil rath...Well you were wrong.. I'm not going to laugh evilly and then choke because that is so a cliche so I'm just gonna say to all those about to rocky horror I SALUTE YOU!.

By the way did anyone watch the gaelic game between australia and ireland ..I did I was there..NA NA :P

I touched Brett deledio!

Intro:-Oh my god if I fall asleep it's going to crawl out of the toilet and eat me.That was what Draco was thinking while his new arch nemesis constructed plans of his own.He..He..He..

Chapter 2 Travis the tool

"Does he think he can flush me down the toilet and get away with it! NEVER!HE'LL RUE THE DAY HE WAS BORN!"

(what does rue even mean ? Cha it's a stupid word.I'll look it up in the dictionary 4 ya's K.)

Perhaps a further description of the "shit demon" is in order .Well...I'm gonna start with his well maybe it doesn't even have a gender...Wow... that's weird.I'm going to assume it's a guy he likes to be addresed as Lord Travis the almighty.What a cocky little tool.Travis is about seven centemetres high smaller than your average peice of pooh.He is magical but 2yrs inside a fat womans stomache may have eliminated them.Travis's story begins in sixteenth century Ireland.In case your completely brain dead he is a leprechaun.He lived there (in ireland) until the eighteenth century.He spent most of his time looking up ladies skirts and drinking a hell of a lot of ale..YEAH! Then his happy times ended.That day he was was captured and kept in a cage.

"Oh golly look Barnesy we've caught one."

"Gee it's an ugly looking little turd isn't it ?"

"I'll say and look at it's puncy little pants !"

"Ay how bout you shut your gobs and get me out of this god damned thing!"

The two girls gasped and the little blonde one named kirsten started to cry.

"Don't worry kirsten the ugly little man will get punished." The brunette soothed.

The blonde opened her eyes and wiped away her tears.With an evil glint in her eyes she said,

"You do know how I like to torture little animals."

Travis gulped why did he alwasys fall for the cheese in a cage ..one day he was just going to have to learn.The two girls grabbed the cage rattling it ,then giggling they skipped away.As it happened which it did! The two girls lived in Australia.They had origanally come from Bristol but immigrated to the land down under.When the two girls died from being stuck in a well after doing an experiment to see whether a rabbit or a cat would hit the bottom first.Travis had endured enough of things being poked at him and eventually bit his way out of the wire cage.The lesson he learnt was not all pain is pleasurable.Thats one for the kiddies at home.

After escaping the partial desert.he hopped aboard a convoy of ships heading for England.Somwhere in between england and the stomache he was cooked into a giant cheese wheel..Go figure.Any way he survived and yeah was eaten whole by a fat lady.

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Present day...

Travis was sitting thoutfully ,or rather he was planning evil evil things he could do to the retched blonde boy.That boy had the nerve to flush he a lord among leprechauns down the toilet. It just makes me mad!Luckily or unluckily the malfoys were joined to a large underground sewerage system that could be acessed by manholes in the ground.Travis had set up a lair in the undergaround and he was sure his plans were going to work too.he just needed a different angle..Bum bum bum..( yeah that was supposed to be evil music..shut up!)

Next chapter might take awhile exams are soon! WHY ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHh!

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buh bye luv u lots maybe...

love da queen