Saint Seiya Confessions
Disclaimer: I don't own Saint Seiya or its characters or profit from this fanfiction.
Chapter Two: A Tale of a Wily Cat and The Drunken Gold Saints
Lynx Yasmine's Point of View
By: Princess Nysa

It was three in the morning when I woke up annoyed hearing my cell phone buzzing like crazy I pressed the green icon button to answer my phone, and I listened to my Master's voice on the other side.

"Yasmine, the other gold saints, and I had lost our way back to Sanctuary. We're in a field of violets and daisies, and we're hoping that you would take pity on us and find us." Death Mask whispers.

Sighs.

"I will come to find you and the others. I'll wake up The Pope and Old Master to come along with me since trainees aren't allowed outside Sanctuary without their masters and The Pope's permission." I said and hung up my phone.

I threw on my sweatpants and a jacket. I then trek up to The Seventh House of Athena. I'm confident I'd find Old Master, Dohko, and Pope Shion. On my way there, I thought of a thousand ways to make my Master's life miserable if I interrupted the two older men.

I knocked on the living quarter's door and waited for one of them to answer. My phone started to ring, and I sighed. I was about to answer when Dohko opened the door. I blushed when I saw that Master Dohko was only wearing a towel while Pope Shion was on the couch, partially covered. Dohko only smiled as I looked at my phone, trying not to look at him directly. Dohko only waited as I got over my awkwardness. Give me a break; ok, I'm only eighteen.

Gulp.

I bowed and rambled,

"I was hoping you and Pope Shion would accompany me to retrieve my idiot master and the other idiots who are drunk and lost in a field of violets and daisies. I would go myself, but the law. I'm sorry for interrupting you both. I'll go by myself."

I was about to walk away when I heard Pope Shion comment quietly,

"Dohko, we can't let Yasmine go by herself because I am certain that if she did, Yasmine just might take advantage of their drunken state and beat them up for what she had just interrupted."

Dohko caught my arm and whispered,

"We'll be coming with you; just give us a few minutes."

I nodded and kept my back facing the door. I will roast the guys alive for this because now I will never get that image of the two most potent saints like this out of my head.

"Yasmine, we can go now." Pope Shion called as he and Dohko led the way out through other houses and out of Sanctuary, with me trailing behind plotting. I used google maps to pinpoint my idiot master's phone, and it took about half an hour to find them.

Scorpio Milo and Cancer Death Mask were having a yelling match and were about to come to blows, but I stepped between the two quarreling saints, and I swept Milo's feet right from under him as I reached up and smacked my Master upside his head and grabbed his ear and dragged him toward home. The other gold saints just looked at each other and followed me back.

Dohko and Shion dropped their chins to their chests at the sight of the young one schooling her Master and the shocked faces of the others, especially the look on Milo's face when his ass hit the ground, priceless.

I made my Master sleep on the couch and went back to bed dreaming of a particular Buddha incarnate.

The following day, I spent it taunting and teasing my Master until he hauled himself off the couch and chased me. I, of course, began to sing to taunt him more. I hid in Aphrodite's garden, knowing my Master wouldn't dare harm the garden.

I watched as my Master finally gave up waiting for me and went into Pisces. I jumped up on the roof and saw Master Dohko and Pope Shion escorting Lady Athena to the Citadel.

Sighs.

Duty calls, and I can't prank my Master and the others like I wanted to. I wouldn't say I liked this part of being a Saint the most. I jumped off the roof of Pisces and knocked on the door. Aphrodite answered, and I let him know that Lady Athena was in Sanctuary, so it would be a good idea for him and my Master to drink some coffee and take some Advil just in case. I used telepathy to let the others know of this. I ran to Cancer to fetch something clean for my Master and took a quick shower.

I was about to leave when Master Dohko showed up smiling. I blushed and looked at my feet with intense focus.

"Oh my, still shy, I see, but there's no need to be shy, Yasmine. I promise I won't bite. Pope Shion would like to speak with you." Dohko said in a teasing voice.

I nodded and looked at the clothes in my hands. I teleported them to Pisces with a note and ran the long trek up to The Citadel of the Pope.

I was escorted to Pope Shion's office, and I entered the office to find Lady Athena waiting a long with Pope Shion. I bowed graciously to Lady Athena and Pope Shion.

"Yasmine, thank you for bringing the guys home last night, and I know you want to prank them. But could you just let it go, please?" Lady Athena cooed sweetly.

"Damn, she knows me too well. Well, of course, she does. Lady Athena witnessed first-hand just what I am capable of doing when I am provoked. But this is just for fun." I thought to myself.

I just nodded and smiled sweetly at Lady Athena.

"Yasmine, I know you had either booby-trapped the Houses or had already - Pope Shion was cut off by the blood-curdling screams of my name, and it was all The Gold Saints.

I didn't even make it out into the hall because they were all there. Pope Shion, Master Dohko, and Lady Athena facepalms while I teleported out of there singing,

"Roses are Red
Violets aren't Blue
Poor, poor goldies
I got pranked by the wily cat
ha, ha, ha, ha, you'll never catch me."

I teleported to France, knowing the others were close behind, but I upped the game by closing off my cosmos, so they could not detect where exactly I was. Oh, I am in some trouble if they catch me, so I decided to make replicas to keep them busy for a while. I knew a few who would not so easily be fooled, so I did a sensible thing and booked a flight to Japan for a few days.

I sent the replicas around the world as I boarded my plane, laughing silently in my head, knowing only four hadn't taken the bait, so I had to make sure they missed me. I still didn't understand why they were so mad, for I was the one who had seen unspeakable things to make sure they returned to Sanctuary in one piece. Ok, maybe I shouldn't have pulled some of it, but it was fun.

I wonder if they'll put it all together, and they will figure out where I had run off to. I will make it a point to stay low-key so the Bronze boys don't find me. I feel Lady Athena must've sent word ahead to Seiya and the others to contain me if I am spotted in Tokyo. Good luck, boys, because I'm landing in Kyoto.

I fall asleep dreaming of the Buddha incarnate. I'm crushing on Virgo Shaka. My Master doesn't know, of course, or he would have locked me up in Aphrodite's cabin in Greenland. I'm careful always to keep my face an unreadable mask around Mu and Pope Shion, but if I know the oldest of the two rams, Pope Shion knows, and I wouldn't put it past Master Dohko either. Cunning old cootes.

I woke up with a start when the older woman next to me touched my arm to let me know we had landed. I smiled softly at her. I got off the plane and caught a cab to a cheap motel. I decided to see what Kyoto has to offer.

Meanwhile, back in Sanctuary.

The Gold Saints went chasing after the Lynx Saint except for Mu, Shaka, Death Mask, Aphrodite, and the twins.

"Why did Yasmine pull those stunts? And Death Mask, can't you keep the girl in line?" Shaka grumps.

Death Mask grunts, but it was who Aphrodite answered,

"Yasmine is a grown woman, and I suspect she did what she did because she's annoyed with us for waking her up for our stupidity. Furthermore, I know why Death Mask's wily cat had done what she did because she was hoping the stunts would snare someone, but simple things like love blind the man."

Aphrodite looks rather pointedly at Shaka and walks away with Death Mask, whose whistling follows.

"Do you think Shaka will do something about Yasmine?" Death Mask whispers.

Aphrodite shrugs.

"I hate seeing Yasmine hurting when it is so obvious she is in love with him, and he had better do something, or I'll kick his damn ass for making our prinsessa hurt."

Death Mask laughs darkly.

"What?" was the simple reply.

"Yasmine is my student, and I see her as my little sister. I should be the one getting hot under the collar, but you want to shred Shaka's ass." Death Mask whispers.

Aphrodite stares at Death Mask with a look that speaks volumes.

"As I said, our prinsessa deserves someone who will make her a priority, not just some plaything. I love her like a kid sister, so I am angry because I want to see her happy as any big brother would."

" I know."

Shaka looks at the retreating back of Aphrodite and Death Mask and back at Mu with a puzzled look on his face.

"The girl Yasmine is crushing on you. I will help you find Yasmine so you can talk, and Shaka, I know you like her too, but you were afraid of what Death Mask would say or do. I believe it is Aphrodite you should worry about and Kanon as well."Mu said, looking at the glowering Kanon.

Kyoto...

I decided to flare up my doppelgangers to see where everyone was, and to my surprise, everyone was in Kyoto because roses destroyed my replicas.

Ah crap, I just gave myself away.

I was about to teleport, but Milo hauled me over his shoulder, giving my ass one hard slap as he teleported us away from Kyoto to Tokyo.

I am finally tossed on the couch unceremoniously by Milo as he and the others glare at me.

"We should kick your ass for what you pulled a little girl, but in hindsight, we did deserve what we got," Camus said in his usual calm voice, which was betrayed by how angry he was.

I looked up at the faces I was met with, and I am guessing if Pope Shion whose sitting a few feet away from me with Shaka, who was watching me like he was a thousand miles away, my ass would be kicked.

Everyone except Shaka leaves. I looked over at Shaka, puzzled as to why he wasn't angry but starstruck, if there is a word.

Shaka scooped me up and whispered in my ear,

"I love you, my Monkey Princess. I have loved you from the first time I saw you, and even now, I'm enchanted by your daring personality and subtle beauty."

I looked up with my pink eyes widened in shock, and I burst into tears as Shaka kissed me and held me tightly against his chest.

" My Bad Kitty, let's go."

No one was seen for a while, but we returned to Sanctuary three months later. Aphrodite had moved me in with my boyfriend.

I didn't know my Virgo loved me as much as he did.

To Be Continued!