Disclaimer:Seriously I would make the crappest author ever!I got distracted from writing by the AFL season. And you you stupid port pwerians you don just go around strangling stephen milne. Because he knows some people catch my drift!What? oh yeah i don't own the rites ( or is it rights?...meh) priviliges or wealth to anything relating to the harry potter book or movie series!

My note mc bob: ahahahahem...here is me crapping on about everything I was doing before now...begin...OMG I went to see brokeback mountain! it is soo damn sad ! Every time my friend and I (kirsten)see a denim jacket we basically start crying.pathetic I know!OMG end of fashion ROX! ummm... went to see Gellong play Hawthorn (AFL footy teams) expecting geelong to win easily but ladeeda hawthorn won the pretty boys (yeah pretty damn sxc..ah... meow)can actually play footy but I don't care because I got to see shannon Byrnes! oh I love amon! numba 32 for the sydney swans he's awesome.Oh and tadhg is back yes sydney can defend their title oh yeah do the hasselhoff! THE HOFF MUST DIE!I might write a story about how many was there are to kill david hasslehoff hmmmm sounds sxc!.Still continuing to crap on.. sorry!I hope that fricken port adelaide player gets reported for punching and strangling milney! Non cookie eating pooh stains..Oh stumbled upon another Reallly good book series.It's called his dark materials by phillip pullman and side features to I'm assuming gay angels balthamos and baruch. and witches and a magical knife and daemons and harpies and death! it's awesome I wish I had a daemon.Once aagain apologies for not writing for soooo long but footy is an australian tradition..hey why am I explaining myself ! pooh you! read the story or vanquish under the rays of a cookie powered death stick..ray...laser! haha

Chapter something. Scraping ones own eyes out and macdamia delight!

featuring a sticky smelly hoffman a new veangful sidekick an insane asylum and COOOKIES!

The dark abyss ended with a splash as hoffman went ass over tit and landed in human excriment filled water.Un luckily for him the current of the sewerage was to strong to fight against and he was dragged further downstream.The maniacal helium sounding laughter was getting louder and clearer.Hoffman yowled throwing his hairless freak head back .The sopping smelling pompompoms flung off and sank into the murky depths of the unknown.The abscence of the evil cackling was even more disturbing than the laughing it'self.Hoffman only stopped yowling when a squeaky voice questioned him.

"You there! Whaddya think your doin' ? This is my lair for evil for evil plotting !knick off! "

Hoffman almost laughed as he observed his surroundings . Looks more like a pooh swamp ! Thought hoffman snobbily.

"ay! at least I'm not a hairless freak!" screeched the evil little person.

Why you pinickety little bastard ! thought hoffman taken a back by the guinness and pooh smelling, dwarfling, leprechaun.

Now neither of them even considered how they understood each other but never the less it was the start of a beautiful friend ship!

I'll continue on with this tommorow I just wanted to give you something now!oooh bananas R so arousing dn't ya think ..dude how sexy would a banana flavoured cookie b? wow my own genius astounds me.. wait they're already invented aren't they? Crap... shut up! I'm gonna look on the internet for a recipe

tata thanx heaps

Love da queen

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oh n if you want 2 abuse me n stuff my emails k? if u abuse me I'll spit in ur cookies ! good day!