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My note how sad is smallville poor Lex I don't care if you are evil and insane wah I still love yah!hush little bay don't say a word wahahahaha ! X's..Hot dogs are hot so is shannon byrnes i suppose ryan O'keefe is okay too! DamnRating 4 TOMFELTON!

Chapter Ummm five the revealing red neglige'

After hours of agonizing interrogation by his mother and aunty Draco went upstairs to bed contemplating his evil plans and why they only had a success rate of point two.The blonde sighed and suddenly remembered all those delectable goodies that lay down stairs under the portrait of his father and an array of statues similar to the ones inthe ministry of magic ,except they were all looking up at lucius.Anyway Draco snuck spylike out of his room and crept down the stairs technically he thought to himself it is christmas and I'm not disobeying mother hahaha.The portrait of his father stood like the light at the end of the tunnel(which so isn't a train)

"AHAHA smart like A FOX!" He laughed gleefully as he rubbed his hands together and inspected his precious gifts

"Aah cookies," He sighed longingly ,as he ran his nose along the edge of a box.He plonked himself onto the self cleaning silver and marble floor.He opened the box carefully the started shovelling cookies into his mouth without a break in the consistancy until the whole box was gone.He shook the last crumbs onto his tongue and wiped the rest onto the floor where they evaporated.The Malfoy Manor is a a major death trap for fairies and insects.

"Ooh ," he said as he took a seethrough red and white neglige' out of it's box.He ran his fingers through the white fur hem lining.He held it and arms length and said

"ME LIKEY! OH YEAH!"

He ran nimbly up the stairs clutching the mugle sex wear in a pale hand.

2 minutes latewr in front of his now gagging mirror...

"Damn! This thing is hot! It ...It's inspiring..It shall be My MUSE!" Declared Draco who was of course talking about his own reflection.Unbeknown to Draco who was in the midst of checking out his derriere,the elf "potter had popped into his room for some unknown reason (BumBuM Bum)quickly poofing himself away again as he caught sight of well..."the sight".Draco ran around the room gathering his evil dictator and domination plans. Reading each carefully.he crossed out a heading that had read the brew of the living mindless.Changing it to read (no not the revealing red neglige' and how good it looks on me but)

The cookie for the living mindles!

Now if the cookies were to read that they would be appalled as they are strictly good doin critters ..But they can't read yets sooo continue...Draco's evil ingenius plan which has only the limitations of my own mind was to cross mix two potions.The two potions were the brew of the living death and the afectionately named one for all all for one potion which allowed the brewer to telepathically communicate with the drinkers for a period of a week.The combined potion would have a strange affect.The peoples own concious being would be asleep while they're bodies were very much awake and they're minds free for the taking.Draco would control all the bodies' actions with his own mind.

STEP 1.) Brew potions effectivly ..find test subject.

STEP 2.) Break into the worlds biggest cookie distributing companies.. wizard and muggle

STEP 3.)Put vast amounts of potion into ingrediant vats.

STEP 4.) Conquer small meaningless countries like norway and America (Draco geography isn't very good.Plus he hates george Bush and his secret lover John Howard.

STEP 5.) Be the world dictator Yeah! do the running man!.

Unluckily for Draco the neglige' was not mugle made.In fact it was very magical. when the Neglige' was worn it was send images of the person wearing into their lovers brains.Now Narcissa had brought it for herself and lucius so of course the images of draco Went straight to Lucius. Read next week for Lucius's reaction!

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Poor itzy Darling Draco I'm sorry! next time there is... Travis and Hoffman and Lucius's special point of view.. he he he he he LUV YOU ALL TO CRUMBLES.

Love da Queen

PS I love lex