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chapter 4: do you want milk with that

Aagh god damn you Draco!You and your stupid night terrors!Bloody GRRRRR! Harry stuffed his fingers in his ears and tried to sleep...Again.This was proving quite a task as Draco was beside him swearing,kicking scratching and screaming like a little girl.Harry for the fifth time that night took his finger out of his ear and gave the blonde and sharp poke in the ribs.Harry then quickly pretended to be asleep as Draco woke.He felt the boy calm down next to him and roll over muttering and cursing his sweet little head off.Apparently Pansey had been trying to eat something little and fluffly named Princess ,Draco was clearly pissed.Harry meerly raised an eyebrow and decided that tomorrow had to be the day.It was for Draco's own good.But he wouldn't be willing to go oh hell no..This called for a cunning plan hehehe!

Monkey's and lemons and apes oh MY!

"Draco I've got an idea! To keep your mind off cookies how about we go to the cinema!"

"Ooh the cimena! Where they trap the muggles in a giant box and make them perform for my own amusement!"

"Ah...Yeah!" Harry bit his bottom lip and smiled fakely like a tour guide on prozac.

Draco looked at him and narrowed his eyes.

"What are you up to?I'm not doing it you can't make me!"

"Really!Well thats news! How about if our internet is disconnected!" Threatened Harry irrationally.

Draco gave him a look that clearly meant you wouldn't dare.But then knowing Harry being an arrogant pig headed gryffindor said."I'll be good,what are you doing now ?"He whined as Harry picked up the phone.

"calling a taxi," Harry said simply.

"Why?"

"So we can go to the meeting."

"What meeting? Why a taxi? The man...could..could rape us and you being the delicate little flower that you are..."

"Oh but you a nice strong vampire would be there to protect me!."

"I'm only part vampire."Draco pouted

"What do you have against public transport?" Harry regretted even asking he would probably get a Don't go there girlfriend.

"Ugh..Perverted old men sitting there and peoples unclean hands opening the dirtydoors ..you know they probably don't even wipe their as"
"Draco that's enough we're are going by Taxi I mean you can't just appear into a roomful of people.Plus I'll be with you."

"Oh I feel so much better."Draco swooned sarcastically.

Harry hit him on the arm.(That's how guys show affection.)

The taxi arrived and Draco gave Harry an appraising look that made Harry sigh.The blonde stared pointedly at the door handle and Harry with mock enthusiasm opened it for him.They eventually startedalbeit with a lot of complainingand shuddering from Draco.
"Where to?" asked the cabbie gruffly.

"Uh..52st Duncast mental health,drug and welfare clinic."Nervously answered Harry shooting scared looks at Draco who was now glaring at him.Instead of Yelling and screaming in the usual three yr old method way Draco was mute ignoring Harry completely muttering incoherent curses.
After an awkward silence They arrived at the clinic .Draco dropped the mute act and screamed at Harry.
"I'm not insane and I don't need some muggles help"
It's unknown what harry did but draco went in quietly rubbing a sore nipple.
"Well this is it. Cookie lovers anonymous"

Tadah! that was supposed to be that thing magicians say when they reveal the thing that makes the whole magic trick wothwhile.Sorry this chapters pretty short but meh you'll probably get over it!
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