Disclaimer:Do yah really think my though extraordinary powers of cookie eating could be behind the books no I don't own the rights to the harry potter books or movies.

Hey peoples you all rock so damn much and may I say the fourth movie was superb apart from a dissapointing begining.Well would you read me I'm writing like I have a carrot in my arse.Yes and it's extremely uncomfortable or is is it?Oh the bath scene in the GOF is soo funny!Soz too bout the wait .exams and holdidays you know? oh yeah pray for me I'm gettin my tonsils out thursday! eek

what is this chapter about? This is the first part of a story about how they became "friends". the tamer and less raunchy part of the story.

A little bit about whats going on in this chapter..

this chapter is set in their lets say fifth year okay ..Draco finds that he can't ignore the heart palpatating bloodsucking truth and accepts that the ignoarnt scruffy haired harry is his destined one and only in the second half of this flashback info it tells of how they got..got together and why harry doesn't turn when draco eventually bites him I might even add in a little story about crabbes hair yeah that'd be funny oh you wouldn't have a clue what's goin on read it and find out.Or suffer the wrath of an even longer wait!

shhhhoooooooozooooooooooooooooooooom FLash bAck! LOOOOOOOOOONG OONE

Chapter 4: Pardon the interruption..but your cookies are ready!

"This is Bullocks!"

"Well you should have thought of the consequences of not coming to my class!"

"BUT WITH HIM ARE YOU CRAZY?"

"Don't you dare question MY SANITY! My dog has pink toes.Now if you'll enter detention potter."

Harry trudged in slowly .Snape hurried him up by pushing him by the head into his seat.Harry sat there muttering and cursing incoherently under his breath.

"Stupid..mother...your mother...greasy...fricken...bast."

He sat in his chair giving "the death glare" to the black board.

"Trust him to be late.Ooh look at me I'm Draco Malfoy I can do whatever I want!"

"Damn straight I can potter.You'd better not forget it! And I don't think you could pull off being me .. blonde hair ..NAH-AH!

Draco sat casually in the chair next to Harry seeming calm and collected but inside he was freaking out man!Oh God Oh Shit we're touching shoulders.Inside Draco's brain there was a little him jumping up and down biting his manicured nails nervously.HeHeHe he's got funny hair..No bad me don't look at his neck. Draco bit his lip and closed his eyes.

"You know when you do that you look constipated." summerized Harry as he closely observed Draco.

"Then stop staring at me however hard for you it may be." Draco quipped not even opening his eyes.

"Oh how cute they're sitting next to each other."Snape drawled mockingly Draco raised his eyebrows in that oh so cute way.

"Potter you're here because your a dunce that obviously thinks it's amusing to not come to my classes.Draco because because you thought it would be funny to dye Crabbe's hair pink with ingredients from my cupboard.How ever fetching it may have looked.You two are going to make a permanent sticking potion,the instructions are on the board.I will be back in three quarters of an hour.Well.. go on make nice!" He smirked and left the potions room with a sweep of his billowing cloak.

"Potter go get the ingredients. Or are you unable of comprehending words with more than three syll-a-bles."

Harry stuck his finger up and went to get the ingredients from the store cupboard at the opposite end of the room.

Draco sucked air through his teeth and forced himself to have will power.Will power Draco..Don't stare at his ass don't stare at it...aaagh that's soooooo damn hot.Look at his hips...OH SHIT!. NOT NOW!

Go away go away...But what if?..Aagh no think ugly thoughts.Draco thought as he waved air onto his crotch with his hands..Uh ugly okay okay..ummm..Pansy in a bikini.draco cringed at the mere thought but that still didn't fix his "problem".He held his breath knowing full well that that would do nothing.

A clink of glass vials announced Harry's return.

"Killing yourself are you? No don't let me interrupt."

Draco scoweld and and yanked the jars from the gryffindor's hands.Harry let out a cry of protest but Draco argued.

"Oh come on you suck! Do you wan't us to get a good mark or not?"

Harry sighed and slumped back in his chair pouting.Draco looked at him wanting to kiss the pout from his lips.But he shook the images out of his head and went to work.Lucikly for Draco's problem they were not physically touching.Draco hadn't got rid of the feelings he got when he was in 10 metres of Harry.A feeling that sadly was lost as was proper appreciation of his other half as they moved in together.

Draco's hands were shaking and he was sweating .He accidentally poured a little too much of some weird white powder.but that didn't matter did it? Oh well.

Stir three times...Mmm he smells good..NO..Okay stir three times..oh crap I did that twice...Ummm ..? Draco started panicking and a little.Okay just stop and breathe

'HE HE HOOOOO HE HE HOOOOOOOO"

"Uh your not having a baby are you?Oh no not another teen pregnancy!"Harry cried in mock suprise slapping his hands to his cheeks.Draco pushed him in what he thought was a friendly way but Harry kind of over reacted.He looked at Draco in suprise and narrowed his eyes. He pushed the blonde back hard.hard enough to knock him off his seat.Draco landed on the hard stone letting out one of those cartoon "OOF'S".

"Hey that hurt! You don't just go pushing people off their chairs! It's just not right! Geez Potter what's your problem?"

"Oh I'm so sorry here let me get that for you." said Harry pulling out draco's chair.Poor Naive spoilt Draco didn't even see it coming.

He gave Harry a smug look and a millisecond before his delicate tush hit the seat, the chair was pulled out from under him.Causing poor Draco to again fall on the dirty mite infested stone.

"Shit! That's it four eyes!" Draco lunged at Harry who ran behind the table.Yes I'm well aware they could have fought with wands but when those manly primal urges get going you just can't think rationally.

Draco growled ..yes growled he even felt his fangs extend a little.Which is what made Harry hesitate long enough for Draco to launch himself over the table and knock Harry face first onto the ground.Draco straddled his back and pointed his wand at the back of Harry's head.

He let out a triumphant cry ."HaHa now who's lau.." Unfortunately or luckily or whatever .The cauldron which became unbalanced after Draco's leap fell in slow motion.Pouring a permanent sticking potion over both the boys.Harry shuddered as the hot potion dripped down his back.

"That wasn't finished was it?" Harry asked nervously.Draco's answer or lack there of was all Harry needed to know.

"We might have a problem."

"Re-he-heely."Draco said sarcastically.

"Oh Shit!Oh fuck Oh god!Oh No!" Harry cried panicking and trying to get free from the death grip of Draco's knees.

Draco fought back a moan.

"Please can you just stop moving!"Draco cried gritting his teeth.

"I don't particulaly enjoy having you sit on me and I'm going to keep trying to get free,I don't care how much you enjoy seeing me panic!"

Harry continued his fruitless escape.Draco bit his fist and closed his eyes concentrating again on some of the ugliest things he's ever seen.Michael jackson,Fraser Gerrick ,Goof (sorry kirsten), Hagrid aaah shit shit shit PANSY PANSY!A CHI-HUAHUA!

"Am I safe in assuming that that's your wand ?"Harry asking not thrashin about or even moving a single inch whilst also trying not to focus on the extra pressure of something long and hard poking him in the back.

"Well I told you not to move!" Draco cried exasperated and totally embarassed.

there was a long and awkward silence.

"You could have told me."Harry said quietly breaking the silence.

"Told you what ? That I'm gay ! Or that I'm in love with you and your the only one I will ever be able to love!"

and that your hung like a horse Harry thought to himself.

"Not exactly what I wa thinking.You could have just told me the friction was too much."Harry said moving his head around to look Draco in the eye's.

"Oh.." Draco lowered his eye's and Harry rested his head in his arms trying to process the information he just recieved.Draco swore at himself in his mind and tried to think from Harry's perspective.

"Hey Draco."

Draco was a little startled and suprised that after all these years Harry had just called him Draco.

"MMM?"

"What's snape going to think?"

"Oh shit!" Draco groaned

Though he couldn't stop himself from smiling then laughing and finally going into complete hysterics.Harry stared the first true laugh he had heard Draco give and it was at his own expense.Harry too laughed.So there they both were both laughing together on the floor in not the greatest position to be caught in..but as the story goes that is precisely what happens.Snapes triumphant footsteps echoed around the dreary dungeons.He wore a psychotic smile expecting to see two corpses rather tha two laughing gay guys in an akward position.( yes harry was gay beforehand .How else can you explain how he likes riding brooms?)

Snape opened the door quietly and slowly wanting to bask in the glory of his own genius instead when he opened the door he shook his head and muttered to him self and walked back out again.Snape stood in the cooridor in complete silence he composed himself and strode into the room.This time both boys noticed his presence.

"Oh..Hello professor." Draco said cheerfully Harry waved a hand carelessly but buried his head in his arm.Snapes eyes moved from the way the two boys were "sitting",to the state of Draco's robes ,the suspicious shape receeding under Draco's robes and copius amounts of some sticky substance that reached from Draco's back to potter ribcage.

All snape could say was ..."mummy!" and at that precise moment I think he lost all control over his bowels and shat himself!

It's a mexican pirate?

Soz i 'm listening this queer ass song.

Hope you all enjoyed it and thanx 2 all you people that read my slightly more hilarious weird story cookie warfare Luv you all Dahlings

da queen

P.S Hope you pplz all went or go well in your exams buh bye