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My notey-m-bob thank you so much every1 for reviewin g I had a really long hiatus over da holidays to escape from the heat of my home town at the mo I'm practicall naked sitting in front of a fan..not as sexy and tanned as I'd hope but hey kirsten i'm more tanned than you hahahahahahaha!

this is a frollow on from the chapter i wrote before the flashback bcoz i had a mental blank an accidentally wrote this own first.. slaps own wrist anyway within the next two chap you'll finall get the answers you want and raunchy vampire sex! ne way read on and review or die if you do not try!..I'm not kidding

My hols were good hope urs were 2 write 2 me bout it seriously i'm bored

Cookie lovers anonymous part 2 end of phase 1

This is possibly the most excruciatingly humiliating of my entire life apart from well that intsance with Harry hehe he good times.Draco stood just inside the door fighting himself inside his mind completely unaware that sixteen other people were looking at him.

This is Great! I mean that sarcastically! Can you be sarcastic inside your own head? No! That was sarcasm so obviously !Your a riot you know that!Don't tell me that was sarcasm too!Clever boy..We've been over this before when I start talking to you you don't talk back comprende'..Fine I wont then and you can die a lonely death as a senile old man...We.heh.hell if thats the way you're going to be I'm just not going to talk to you!..

"Uh...Sir you can sit down if you like."

Draco sat down and bit his tongue it was going to be so damn hard not to insult these losers.He looked at the guy on his right who looked like he'd swallowed a whole sack of cookies and was mopping sweat off his forehead.The blonde moved the chair an inch or so to the left and looked at his other neighbour.OH GOOD GOD ! REPHRASE THAT!BAD GOD BAD GOD!WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE? WERE THEY BORN DEFECTIVE OR DID THE COOKIES DO IT? pLEASE NOT THE COOKIES.!

"So Mr..M." said a smart looking lady in the middle reading down a long list of names"Can we call you Big M?"

"Excuse Me?" Draco asked frowning "Are you calling me fat? Surely not judging by the size of this fucker next to me?Or does this have something to do with irony? Is his name actually tiny? And no you may not call me big M!" Draco said indignantly crossing his arms on his chest.

"Please big M we do not tolerate swearing in this intitution so mind your mouth."

"It's okay liv I like a man with spunk!" said the guy next to him.

Please do not let that thing be hitting on me pleaded Draco in his head.Eventually Draco began to feel rather amused even if it was at the expense of the others.He even made up a story in which his mental anguish and troubled family life had made him turn to cookies for comfort.

Harry watched as Draco walked out of the building smiling..Smiling was it just Harry or was something wrong with this scenario.

Draco spotted him and jogged over laughing gleefully.

'Hey babe !"he smiled as he pulled harry into a one armed hug "ready to go?"

"uh..yeah! let's go...so how was the meeting?"

"You know it was better than daytime TV! They're absolutely Pathetic!" He exclaimed ecstatically.

"Mm" said Harry reminessing to Draco's Barbie incidentand withdrawals.Wow they really must be bad to be called pathetic compared to what he did.

"..And there was this one lady and she really smelled and she walked like she had a carrot shoved up her ass...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" Draco cried looking at his apple in absolute horror

"What ? I'm not seeing anything!"

"There it's digusting..it..it's positivly pulsating!"

Harry focused his eyes on the apple and saw a slight bump.He sighed and kept walking he turned around and saw Draco stopped and staring at his apple his face only millimetres away from it .

"IT'S A GODDAMN PIMPLE! IT IS I SWEAR ! IT'S MUTATED!"

"It's probably just the hormones they feed them." reasone d Harry pulling on Draco's hand.

"Oh I'm watchin you! Yeah I'm watchin you ...you sick FREAK piece of APple!"

Phase one is oveR and phase two has just begun! Mwhahahaha..hahahah.haha I was trying to laugh to a tune in my head but you just can't hear it can you? oh well I was talking to the computer..It hates me.. thats what alan rickman(snape) says in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy he does the voice of marvin tear he was great ne way so long and thanx for all the fish

love da queen

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