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Okay this is another flash back to when they were stuck together and snape shat himself okey doke this is a real raunchy version and isn't a necessity to read for you to be able to get the whole story mmmmkay..Gooood onwards to hot raunchy man sex!

Flashback! Um this isn't where I parked my car...

Draco and Harry lay and sat awkwardly in silence ,as the Greasy haired professer lay fainted in his own filth.Harry sniffed and whispered to Draco.

"I think we made him shit himself."

he looked over his shoulder at Draco and they burst out laughing.

Snape was found minutes later and was left there as the house elves didn't want to get covered in human excrements (pooh ...hehe pooh.)

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Later that day

Harry and Draco ..I'll make a celeb name for them you know like tomkat and brangelina...ummm...Harrraco...Drarry yeah lets roll with it.

so... Drarry had been relocated to the hospital wing (which i was about to call infirmary because I've been watching too much prison break)

Many unsticking spells had been tried as well as many potions .They even tried to will themselves apart but no dice.So now it was just Drarry (Draco and Harry) for the night all alone in a secluded little bed.draco adjusted his position as much as possible and spoke.

"umm Harry..you know those packages I got every week?..Well they weren't sweets."

"But I saw cookies ."

'"Well yeah cookies are fricken awesome but I'm trying to tell you something."

"Why?"

" Because you deserve to know..."draco shifted awkwardly " There was blood in the packages...Harry I'm well..I'm a vampire" Draco stared at the back of Harrys head. Only just hoping to be accepted for the moment.

"But at every meal you eat.. I don't understand!"

"I love food and it's still a necessity for me to live but if I don't drink blood I'll die of thirst.That's reall the only vampiric trait I have aprt from being a little photosensitive"

lucky we're in england or that might be a problem thought harry

"Ha I always said you were an evil servent of satan and hey I was right!"

Draco frowned at his beautiful soulmate and argued "I'm not all vampire I'm also veela ,elf and wizard."

Harry mulled it over in his mind.Beauty grace, slender body,ha arrogance,an almighty temper and over protectivness.Hey it all fits.

"But why ?' Harry thought out aloud.

"Why what Harry?"

" Oh um ...why tell me?"

Draco sighed lust longing and sadness in his eyes.

"Don't freak out okay?"

"Well I can't exactly run away..can I?"

" Well what I said before was true.Because of my genetics I'm destined to have a one and only,terribly corny I know.A soul mate, the missing link to my existence .A being who if they agree ,will be part of me physically and spiritually .If they were to die so would I."

"physically...?"

"Don't be sick potter..it's sort of like having another heart beating insync with yours an everlasting warmth."

" Still why tell me?"

Draco groaned inside his head honestly he probably wouldn't love him if he knew he was so dense.

"Harry .." Draco whispered his head bent so close that his hair tickled the back of harry's neck."It's you"

"But why did you choose me..You always acted as if you hated me!" Harry cried.

"No.. well.. Yes..I didn't choose you destiny did!" he said exasperated.

"so if you had a choice you wouldn't have chosen me?"

"Harry i had a choice your the one thing I've ever really wanted!"

"so now I'm a possesion!

"That's not what I said!."

"But it's what you meant! You only need me to satisfy your "cravings"!You would never have chosen me I mean look at me!"

Draco looked at the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.The only being Draco had ever met who was true to himself.A gracious fiery spirit full of life.A soul longing to be loved and be able to love.Draco closed his eyes , bracing himself for the retaliation as he lay himself lightly across harrys back.He ran a hand through harrys hair.He whispered in a frightened voice.

"Your beautiful and I...I love you."

"No you don't!

"Why don't you want me to love you!"

"Your to good for me!"

"No!" Draco yelled pushing himself fully off Harry's back.He rolled the astonished confused boy onto his back and stood up and whispered ."no..Im not worthy." subconciously thinking hey I'm not stuck to him forever with glue..DaMN!

Draco walked calmly out of the cubicle and then ran he needed a place to be alone.If harry didn't want him he didn't want life!

he paced backwards and forwards his eyes red and his face strained.Fiunally the door opened.Draco strode in and collapsed into the corner crying.It wasn't the fact that He wanted or need ed Harry.it was the fact that he wanted harry to be happy.If Harry couldn't be happy with him he reasoned that he was just causing Harry misery.it would be better for Harry if he Draco was gone.A box of cookies appeared out of thin air hovering temptingly in font of dracos' devastated broken face.Draco's face wet and tear stained smiled weakly and said to the cookies

"Not Now.'

draco put his head into his arms and realizing what he must do extended his fangs.He let out a sob that was harry and sunk his teeth into his arm.

"Noooo!"

ooh will Draco die why did harry reject him all will be found out in next weeks episode of pathetic soapie that won't last..

Okay so I lied but my fingers hurt you'll get hot raunchy man sex in the next 1 yes flashback ugh I feel sooo dirty.anyway thanx every1 n i hope u 4give but if you don't i understand sob...goodbye

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