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CHAPTER 5:

Another 30 minutes have passed… Sayid has left, and the four of them are still in the same position.

Again they hear the sound of the door opening. This time it is Claire, carrying a basket fool of fish. Charlie stands up again.

Claire cheerfully: Hey, everyone! She kisses Charlie gently in the cheek. I´m sorry, honey. I´ve just been giving Sun some advices how to deal with morning sicknesses, that´s why I stayed so long.

Charlie nervously: Uhm, that´s okay… No problem…

Claire: Was Aaron good?

Charlie: Uhm…

Claire heads towards her son, leaning above the shelter and kissing him on the forehead.

Claire: Hey, sweetie! Did you have a great time? Did you listen to Charlie?

Hurley not able to restrain himself: Oh, he did listen to him. Literally.

Charlie kicks him hard in the back. Hurley stops immediately. Claire sees something is wrong.

Claire turning towards him: Charlie, what´s going on?

Charlie totally inconvincibly: N-nothing.

Claire: Why did you hit him?

Charlie: Oh, that? That was… Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?

Claire threatengly: Charlieee?

He says nothing. Claire turns towards Hurley.

Claire: Hurley, you wanna tell me what´s going on?

Hurley anxiously: Uhm…

Claire looking at Jate: Jack? ... Kate?

Jack: We…uhm… He looks nervously at Charlie. I…I think you should ask Charlie.

Claire faces him again.: Well!

Charlie nervous till death: Well, it´s actually a really funny story when you think about it… He laughs nervously. You see, we…we were babysitting Aaron here… And then, it started raining, so… I had to go to get my guitar... We left him with Jack and Kate and… Well, when we came back, we found the two of them… He points at Jate.… Well, making out.

Claire turns towards Jack and Kate, delighted; they´re just looking at her, smiling.

Claire: So, you two…?

Jack: Yeah.

Claire: I´m so happy about you! For how long?

Kate: Two weeks.

Claire: Two weeks? Wow!

Charlie: Well, that´s exactly what I said.

Hurley: Dude… not ´exactly´ exactly!

Charlie gives him a deadly look.

Hurley: Sorry.

Charlie: As I was saying… Claire turns towards him again.… We found them kissing and…

Aaron from his shelter: Badi heii!

Claire turns around instantly.

Claire excitedly: OMG, honey, you´re talking! Turning towards them.… He´s talking! Why didn´t you tell me anything, Charlie?

Charlie: Well, I…

Claire kneeling down next to her son: What did you say, sweetie? Come on; repeat it for mummy…

Aaron looks at Charlie, who is gesturing him not to say anything, behind Claire´s back.

Aaron stands up, holding to his mummy´s arms. We can see Charlie whispering mute ˝No. Please, no.˝

Aaron looking proud of himself: Badi heii!

Charlie swearing silently under his breath: No!

Claire turns towards Charlie, confused: WHAT did he say?

Charlie trying to find some kind of logical explanation: Well, uhm…didn´t you hear it?… He said…he said ´buddy, hey! ´ He approaches the boy. Isn´t that right, A.? Aaron smiles at him. Charlie, relieved, turns to Claire. See?

Claire smiles; then turns her attention back to her son. Charlie looks at Hurley and Jate. They give him thumb-up, believing that he got himself out of it.

Claire: Awww! That´s so sweet! She´s proud on him. Her baby learned to speak!You said ´Buddy, hey! ˝ Aaron is turning his head right-left, like when you want to deny something.… No? Why are you turning your head, honey?

Charlie looks like he´s having a heart attack! Jate are trying not to burst out laughing. Charlie starts leaving towards the door, trying to escape unnoticed.

Aaron: Badi h-hell!

Claire finally realizing: OMG! CHARLIEEEE!

Charlie stops dead.

Charlie: Y-y-yes, Claire, honey?

Claire furious: You taught my child to swear!

Charlie stuttering: W-well, t-technically, I didn´t teach him. He just kinda…absorbed it.

Claire: Charlie!

Charlie: Well, it´s true! I told you, I saw two of them kissing and I couldn´t restrain myself. How could I know that he will start talking right then!

Claire lifts Aaron and heads to the door.

Claire: Unbelievable!

Charlie: Claire!

Claire: We´ll talk about it tomorrow. Now I need to go to the beach, possibly talk to Sawyer, to see if he can teach him another curse! She waves them. Oh and, Jack…Kate, I´m glad for you.

Kate smiling: Thanks, Claire.

Claire leaves. They can hear the echo of two of them.

Aaron: Badi hell!

Claire smiling: Excellent, sweetie! Now… I don´t wanna sound too old-fashioned, but could you just try with ˝ma-ma˝ next time?