A/N: Here we are behind the scenes look at what the stars were doing during the dancing. Don't worry! Not as long as last time. And there is better spelling/grammar in this chapter. You can still vote. Just not the same couple you voted for the first time. This chapter is pretty much pointless talking. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Hmm, Let's see… I own this diary, lets see, this calculators mine, stapler is mine, mouse is mine CD's are mine this computer is mine lets see this fanfiction story umm not mine – plot's mine though- all mine! This bracelet mine, the out fit I'm wearing mine, hey there's that other fanfiction story! That one's not mine either. Let's see….
Chapter 2: Behind the scenes: episode one- season 1
"Pansy! You ready! We're up first."
"No I'm not ready, if you'd just shut up I would be!"
"Hermione! Your hair is fine!"
"No it's not!"
"Harry, sorry, there are not more buttons on your shirt.
"You have got to be kidding me!"
"Severus, no worry, we will win!"
"Shut up Sybil!" Suddenly a puff of smoke appeared it was…
"FRED AND GEORGE! Tell Hermione her hair is fine!" said Ron
"Hermione, you need a little more gel right there." Started Fred,
"No time Fred, stop giving hair advice, we are live in five minutes people act normal!"
Lot's of laughs are heard.
"What?" asked George
"You two wanting US to act normal! That is, WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO FRED AND GEORGE WHO ARE NEVER NORMAL!" said Ron,
"Yea!" said the rest of the contestants
"Relax, guys, it is us, but this is the first time in wizard history we are using wizard TV so you know if we want to keep TV we got to have less nonsense so people like it and will watch it again- then we start our pranks!"
"That's more like it." Said Ron
"Whoops we're live in three minutes people be ready!"
In a puff of smoke they were gone.
"Show offs!" said Pansy then chaos begun.
"Where's my shoe!"
"Move it Mudblood!"
"Out of my way!"
"Quit predicting the future you stupid fake!"
"Ouch!"
"Quit eating the food you two oafs! I want some you know!"
"That's mine!"
"No it's mine!"
"Sh! It's starting."
"Let's kick back and watch."
"No you idiot! We have to walk on stage when they introduce us!"
"Do I have to wear this Ginny?"
"It's too late to change Harry."
"Smile!"
Backstage again:
"The cha, cha slide! How lame is that?" said Hermione
"Hey lets do it!" said Ginny
"Alright." Everyone got in a line and stared doing the cha, cha slide moves
"One hop this time"
"One!"
"Right foot, let's stomp!"
"Left foot, cha, cha now y'all!" a few moments later…
"EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS!"
"WHOOOOOOO!"
"How low can you go? Can you get down low? All the way to the floor?"
"Ow, I can't do that"
"That's because you need to lose weight Crabbe, look at Hermione" Hermione and Ginny made it to the floor and back up.
"Hey! The music stopped!"
"And the slide wasn't done yet!"
"Hermione, your next."
"Mr. Bo- who?"
"This is an oldie's song!"
"It kind of has a nice ring to it though."
"I did not know Hermione could jump that high."
"She is pretty good."
"Harry, quit trying to pin that shirt slit shut you modest baby! We're next!"
"I like this song,"
"Oh look did you see that? Harry just tried to close that slit in his shirt!"
"Why? The slit makes him look cute!"
"Girls."
"Our lips are sealed!"
"Shut up Sybil. We're next."
"MY EYES MY POOR EYES!"
"What song is this?"
"Oh poor Minerva!"
"MY EARS! THEY ARE TRAMATIZED!"
"This song sounds a lot like cuss words!"
"It's not cuss words! It's physic language! Duh!"
"What ever, this dance is horrible."
"They are SO getting knocked out of the show first, if I'm knocked out before them SOMETHING is Wrong!"
"Hey look Voldemort and the death eaters are out there cheering him on!"
"HEY! We're death eaters too! Why didn't the Dark Lord cheer us on too!" cried Draco, Crabbe and Goyle
"Crabbe, Goyle, you didn't perform yet."
"Oh." They said together
"Voldemort is mad! Oh NO! He'll curse everyone!"
"Shut up Crabbe! We're next."
"Not bad for a fat person."
"Padma's looking good."
"Sybil if you EVER make me do that again I will SO kill you!"
"No problem, I'll pick something else, more dramatic."
" Shouldn't have said that."
(A/N: vote for one of the Patil twins, it will be so cool to cause twin drama! You don't have to just a suggestion)
"Parvati we're next!"
"She's ok,"
"She's pretty,"
"She looks just like me you idiot!"
"We're going to get called out again to see the leader board"
"SO what, everyone knows Hermione's at the top!"
"Yea and Snape is at the bottom thank goodness!"
"I'm tired, I can't wait for the results show though!"
A/N: Hey! I know I didn't point out who said what or anything; I did that kind of on purpose. Why? I don't really know I think because well just make it interesting. By the way if you like everyone and can't decide just say 'I like everyone' in your review and I'll give everyone a vote. I'll be counting the votes and next chapter will be the results show!
