On Link and Skittles
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A short time ago in a land next to a land not too far from here…
"It all started a while after a while ago…"
FLASHIE! YAY!
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'I was riding through the forest, looking for a friend… The skittles lady! I whipped … uh… whatever its name is, a horse, and sped up. Then, two fairies hit me in the head. I fell to the ground, and KO'd out.
Some little freak boy came up to me and grabbed my flute – er – ocarina. He tooted it, and woke me up from a short dream about dancing skittles.
I pulled out my sword, and was led to a tree. I fell down onto a flower. The freak said "You are powerless… bla bla bla…" And he turned me into a flowery freak!
One of the fairies fell behind, and became my friend… sort of in an annoying way…
I traveled into town, and got my ocarina back. I played some song ( I almost played the Skittles Song), and went back in time?
That weird mask guy came to me and BLA BLA BLA'd again.
For 3 days, I went back in time, each day getting closer to Skittles. I turned into a rock freak, a plant freak, and a fish… freak.
I got to the moon, and faced some freak mask. I whooped it, and there were big fireworks. Freaky fireworks.
I got on Epona, and got away from that annoying fairy. I traveled back to Hyrule to get my Skittles…'
"So now I'm telling you about my story. Now… GIVE MY GOD bleep SKITTLES!" He has Zelda taped to a chair.
darkness
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
End
Strangle the Rainbow.
Taste the rainbow.