After the hearty dinner, Jeremy and Kat went out in the front porch playing a little query game. They took turns randomly picking query cards and tried to answer them as honestly as possible to give the other at least an idea who they just married.
A couple of Kat's interesting answers:
Q: (Fill in the blank) I am the only person I know who blank A: Married a colleague who I haven't seen nor talked to in 9 years!
Q: What is the first thing you thought about this morning when you woke up? A: I've officially lost my mind.
Q: You get transported into a cartoon land and get to pick any cartoon identity to have as your own, which cartoon character would you choose? A: MTV's Daria
Q: If you could go back in time to any period in history, what point in time would it be? A: Shakespearean time. I would go to the man himself and confirm that my hypothesis on the reason of Romeo and Juliet's ending is accurate.
Q: If you had to write a book about love, what would be its title? A: "No Such Thing" or "Pure Fiction"
Q: A big movie producer wants to cast you in his film and let you pick your role, what role would you pick? A: The "Love Grinch"
A couple of Jeremy's interesting answers:
Q: What's the best advice you'd give yourself today? A: Be a good husband.
Q: Who would you like to meet and spend the whole day with? (can be someone from the past) A: Shakespeare, so then I can directly hear from him that Kat's cynical hypothesis about Romeo and Juliet's ending is absolutely wrong.
Q: You get transported into cartoon land and get to pick any cartoon character identity to have as your own, which cartoon character would you choose? A: Bart Simpson
Q: If you could choose 1 person who would remain youthful forever, who would it be? A: My wife, because I clearly remember she was a total optimist when she was 17.
Q: If you had a shot at being in the front page of every newspaper or magazine in the world, what would be your favored headline? A: Jeremy Saves the Love Grinch!
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It was past midnight by the time Kat and Jeremy were done answering all the queries and discussing them.
"I'm supposing you'll be a perfect gentleman who will graciously let me have an exclusive claim on the bedroom." Kat said standing up to call it a day.
"The question is can you really bear the thought of having me sleep uncomfortably on the couch for a week?" Jeremy asked sweetly.
"Well you should have thought about that when you decided to rent a single-bedroom cottage."
"You were daring enough to marry me but you won't dare share a bedroom with me. Am I that temptingly pretty piece of flesh you're so afraid you might give in?" Jeremy teased.
"No. I'm just making myself clear that you won't be getting any go signal or whatever from me." Kat said on a firm tone.
Kat was about to head inside when Jeremy called out "O Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?"
"What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?" Kat played along.
"The satisfaction that a man and a woman ordinarily have on the first night they were made a husband and wife." Jeremy said improvising Romeo's lines.
"A thousand times goodnight Jeremy!"
And with that Kat headed inside.