"O, speak now bright angel. Let me take thee at thy word!"
Kat need not look to know who was yelling from below but she did so anyway.
"Jeremy? What do you think you're doing!"
Suddenly the guards went over to Jeremy to drive him away.
"Look, Jeremy you obviously aren't welcome here so—just go home!" Kat ordered.
Jeremy unabashedly replied,
"With love's light wings I will o'erperch these walls,
For stony limits cannot hold love out,
And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
Therefore these guards are no stop to me!"
Jeremy broke free from the guards and struggled to get to the balcony by climbing through the walls.
"Have you totally lost your mind?" Kat watched Jeremy terrified. "You might fall off! Get down!"
Much to Kat's relief, Jeremy made it to the balcony safely.
"Are you insane!" Kat said slapping Jeremy. "You could have fallen off! You could have died!"
"My life were better ended falling from these walls than death prorogued wanting of thy love."
"Oh please! Enough of Romeo lines!" Kat said exasperatedly. "And why were those guards after you like mad?"
"Well I am strictly banned from the party." Jeremy said as a matter-of-factly.
"I am perfectly aware Alexandra invited you," Kat said crossing her arms.
"She did until last night."
"So you were with her last night…" Kat said acidly.
"But I didn't know Steven invited her to come along."
"Now why am I finding that so hard to believe?" Kat said unconvinced.
"You see, Alexandra was doing the foot under the table thing to me last night…" Jeremy said.
"You're actually telling me about that! I can't believe your guts!"
Kat was about to walk away but Jeremy stopped her.
"I'm not finished yet," Jeremy said groping to explain. "She was doing the foot under the table thing to me and I made it clear right there and then that I wasn't interested at all. I humiliated her in public that's why I'm strictly banned from this party. Why do you think those guards were running after me like that?"
"So then why did you come here tonight?" Kat snapped. "Didn't you tell me you would rather spend the night on the couch with The Simpsons? Oh I forgot, that was just a part of your performance."
"As a mater of fact, I was on the couch watching The Simpsons a while ago when I got a call from Mr. Bailey," Jeremy said. "And he told me that a bright angel was here gazing forlornly at the fish tank and I was hoping she was waiting for her true knight."
"A true knight that will eventually turn into a true nightmare, no thanks," Kat snarled.
Kat made another attempt to walk away but Jeremy blocked her again.
"That's why I'm here, to prove to you that I am a true knight after all," Jeremy said.
"After what you did that morning? Those hurtful words?" Kat asked incredulously. "Jeremy I thought I was traumatized by my first divorce but it was nothing compared to what I felt when you walked out on me that morning."
"How about what I felt that morning? Do you have any idea how that stung for me?" Jeremy asked. "I woke up and I was so excited to see you, to propose to you to just push through with our marriage, to just tear those damn divorce papers…but then you already signed them---without even bothering to wake me up."
"What the heck are you talking about?" Kat asked obviously clueless. "I only signed those divorce papers because you signed them ever so nonchalantly in front of me!"
"Then what about those divorce papers on top of the drawer, it has your signature Kat, I saw it" Jeremy exclaimed.
Everything was now clear to Kat.
